Callender says that Pitchford left a USB drive in a Dallas, Texas restaurant .....
How did this unfold? Were both eating there? How did Callender find this USB, conveniently left out on a table for him or anyone else to pick up? On the floor? Who found this pendrive, at that specific Restaurant in Dallas? Callender?
How can someone leave a pendrive at the restaurant?
Do you really think this is the best point of attack? Something that's completely plausible?
Maybe he took it out of his pocket to put his phone, wallet, keys, etc. on the table.
Maybe it was a business meeting and they had a laptop out he was showing documents on.
Maybe it just straight up fell out of his pocket or something when he took out his wallet to pay.
If there were business documents on it, it would be brain-dead easy for someone to figure out who it belonged to as there'd be company information plastered all over it, as well as the username of the account that'd last modified most of the files.
I once forgot a USB drive in a college computer lab and they contacted me like a year and a half later saying they'd found it and they'd mail it to me.
This isn't even a remotely unlikely scenario, so you acting like you've "cracked the case" is bizarre.
[GIF of a woman vomiting]
Oh, god. Can we not?