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Getting high

Wolfe

Member
Soooo I potentially have a drug test coming up. I've been more or less a daily smoker for a couple years now.

In light of this, I'm wondering if anybody can recommend to me some synthetic piss, or share stories about their use of it at the very least. I really need this job cuz I just moved to a new city, and this seems like my only ray of hope.

The stuff I've used is called QuickFix I think. Shouldn't have any issues as long as you follow the instructions (which is literally just keep it the correct temp).
 

Shadybiz

Member
Soooo I potentially have a drug test coming up. I've been more or less a daily smoker for a couple years now.

In light of this, I'm wondering if anybody can recommend to me some synthetic piss, or share stories about their use of it at the very least. I really need this job cuz I just moved to a new city, and this seems like my only ray of hope.

Lots of water (LOTS).
B vitamins.
Creatine.
Exercise. Running, or high intensity stuff like the Insanity type workouts.

And yeah, one of those detox kits that was mentioned. They may be able to tell that you've been flushing, but fortunately, that doesn't prove a damn thing.

Gvaz: It's good that you got off the DXM. I have a couple friends that got pretty fucked up on that shit for awhile...it was like their whole reality was distorted during that time. Luckily for me, my stomach apparently hates that stuff, so I never got into it myself.
 

Wolfe

Member
Lots of water (LOTS).
B vitamins.
Creatine.
Exercise. Running, or high intensity stuff like the Insanity type workouts.

And yeah, one of those detox kits that was mentioned. They may be able to tell that you've been flushing, but fortunately, that doesn't prove a damn thing.

I still say don't waste the time and money and just get a fake pee kit and follow the temperature instructions.

Ended up eating half a Korova black bar last night, shit got me pretty damn loaded. Was a little surprised, can only imagine eating a whole one of those things.
 
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Kozak

Banned
Yeah and get yourself one of those MDAM testing kits. There's some new documentary coming out it just recently came out where these guys travel to a bunch of festivals around the US and test the drugs, crazy amount of people thinking they bought mdma and it wasn't. Wait, here found it!
What's in my baggie? Documentary trailer
What's in my baggie? Full DOC

I live in the UK, and can definitely tell there is quite a bit of fake shit going on here. Hell, over we even have legal highs! And they sell them at certain music festivals, designer drugs made to copy the effects of the illegal ones, except they're probably much worse as they haven't been around for decades so no long term testing has been done and no one knows the true dangers.

Watching this doco has convinced me to test every damn time. Such an eye opening documentary.

edit: It kinda weirds me out that that guy could talk about his sister dying and shit yet there he was, going about shit as normal. Everyones different I suppose but I don't think I could do drugs again if anyone close to me died as a result of drugs, especially my sister.

My GF and her friend recently wanted to get on MDMA and the only source I had was a friend I vaguely knew. Pretty sure his stuff was methylone at one point. The anxiety I had before testing the stuff was insane.

Its funny how far one can come from when they start first taking drugs. When I first started, I would have put anything in my mouth.

The stuff turned purpley black almost instantly and I was so ecstatic. Didn't do any myself but damn it feels good not giving your GF some random pill.
 

Wolfe

Member
Had half a Korova black bar on Friday, I was sceptical at first but those things are no joke. First bite I could tell I was going to be in for a nice trip.
 

Crud

Banned
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN I got some hashplant!!! Its my favorite strain ever of all time. I'm about to rip a phat bowl out of my bubbler.
 

Pete Rock

Member
It was a rhetorical question to illustrate a feeling of feigned superiority, don't think about it too much.

I mean, we might all do drugs, but we are also drugs. You are holding a felony dose of DMT right now, I guarantee it. It's just not accessible until you go to sleep! :)

Dabbers up, b-b-b-blast off ~ w00t

Also, at the end of the day, nobody made anything. God made everything. So bless it every time and praise jah.
 

Wolfe

Member
You're all right Pete.

I always like when people say things like "I don't want to alter my state of mind." and I'm like bro, your mind can alter it's own state with or without your help.
 

TxdoHawk

Member
Anyone had to stop weed due to it giving you anxiety and then came back later on successfully?

This would describe me. My anxiety while high wasn't even that bad, but it was uncomfortable enough that it made me stop for awhile.

This is what has helped me:

- Vaping instead of smoking (the high feels much "cleaner".)
- Not getting completely blasted, especially initially (when I came back, I had a few mildly anxious moments where I got just a bit too high. Now that my tolerance is back a little, this has gone away.)
- Avoiding smoking when I'm in a bad mood or worried about something.

I've also been experimenting with various strains trying to see what effect that has on my highs. The big thing though, is to ease back in slowly. Don't let your pride fool you into thinking you need to take multiple hits or large lung-filling ones.
 

dekline

Member
I mean, we might all do drugs, but we are also drugs. You are holding a felony dose of DMT right now, I guarantee it. It's just not accessible until you go to sleep! :)

I'm lit up on all these dank ass neurotransmitters right now god damn. I'll flush this shit if I see any black and whites roll up.
 
Finishing up S5 of Justified in time for the new season while finishing off the eighth I got before Christmas, and for some reason Im just finding the shit to be so wacky. The accents, colloquialisms, Olyphant doing his best Eastwood impression. Just...bizarre.
 

Wolfe

Member
Finishing up S5 of Justified in time for the new season while finishing off the eighth I got before Christmas, and for some reason Im just finding the shit to be so wacky. The accents, colloquialisms, Olyphant doing his best Eastwood impression. Just...bizarre.

Lol dude sometimes when I smoke I'll watch a movie or TV show and the shit looks way different, almost as if I'm watching it from the set it's being filmed on. It's hard to explain but makes watching stuff really odd and interesting to me at the time.
 
Finishing up S5 of Justified in time for the new season while finishing off the eighth I got before Christmas, and for some reason Im just finding the shit to be so wacky. The accents, colloquialisms, Olyphant doing his best Eastwood impression. Just...bizarre.

That show is absolutely wacky, but luckily its still fun.
 
Guys, I wish I could experience this, but it's impossible for me to get high. Even shrooms did nothing for me, and I was really excited about that one!
 

Wolfe

Member
Guys, I wish I could experience this, but it's impossible for me to get high. Even shrooms did nothing for me, and I was really excited about that one!

Without any details, and not knowing under what circumstances and with what quantity/potency of different things you've tried I would imagine it's more likely impossible for you to be unable to get high than the other way around.

As an example I've done acid twice, both times feeling rather underwhelming with no visualizations or anything. Didn't even feel as good as a pot high, but I imagine as the dose increased at some point it would have an effect on me lol (putting good or bad physical effects aside).

I'm not suggesting you go out and try higher and higher doses or anything, just making an observation based on my own experience and the fact that barring any physical abnormalities we're all wired the same way. Then again I could be completely wrong, also I'm a little high right now >.>
 

Gvaz

Banned
Guys, I wish I could experience this, but it's impossible for me to get high. Even shrooms did nothing for me, and I was really excited about that one!

take more. an eighth of shrooms does almost nothing for me, its like half a tab of acid. my personal rec is 4.5g

dont take more than 6g tho
 

SnakeXs

about the same metal capacity as a cucumber
take more. an eighth of shrooms does almost nothing for me, its like half a tab of acid. my personal rec is 4.5g

dont take more than 6g tho

But why? That's when the real fun starts.

Edit: New headphones, good music. Besides a good woman what else does a man need?
 

Gvaz

Banned
i took 6.6 once and and I had a VERY high tolerance at the time and i still tripped very hard

i only have nbomes right now and fuck those pieces of shit, they dont make me trip at all, or do much of anything for me

getting promoted and having training for my promotion next week

so, drinking, a toke of weed, and some mdma to have a great fuckin night
 

dekline

Member
Guys, I wish I could experience this, but it's impossible for me to get high. Even shrooms did nothing for me, and I was really excited about that one!

Eat a quarter ounce of psilocybe azurescens and get back to me. Or get some dank LSD and take a huge rip of DMT as soon as you peak on the acid. This will launch you through the exosphere. Be prepared to break through and enter dmt hyperspace. You will experience the death of your own ego and lose control of your senses and reality will no longer exist, at least not reality as we know it. It will defy all explanation and you may even merge with the universe. If you're lucky, you'll even meet "him".
 

Meesh

Member
Just sharing:

Bought my dear ol' Ma a quarter of black, soft hash. Hope she digs it, being an old hippie an all. Myself, I'm just gonna cuddle up next to a fat joint and a glass of my finest homemade whiskey. :)
 
okay so here's what's up

i'm gonna post a song

before you listen to it, smoke something (or do whatever and get stoned)

don't do the following step until you're stoned

then click on the following link and (hopefully) enjoy

cool




i hope it's your first time hearing these tuuuuunes
 

Gvaz

Banned
i got a snowday off work, and some acid, so i figured i'd drop some acid and some mdma to try and counteract the anxiety of lsd but all i feel is the mdma and sleepy and it's been 2 hours

though, it could be taking longer because i ate
 

TxdoHawk

Member
Oh Magic Flight Launch Box, I love you dearly.

Agreed. This thing has really been a game-changer for me. When I smoked, I'd often feel groggy and burnt out the next morning. Two days of smoking in a row? Forget about it. Vaping almost completely removes that for me, I can spend a weekend getting high more than a couple of times, and still feel ready to go for work on Monday.
 

Truant

Member
Hey guys, 29 year old recently starting having a bit of fun here. Figured I might as well get a little crazy now that I own my own place and have a steady job, before I start a family.

Just bought a vaporizer, it's amazing!
 
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