Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
That sounds like an american thing.
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Giant Bomb #14 | I'll Never Forget This!
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That sounds like an american thing.
Jimmyfenix
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i support this venture
Johnny Ryall
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Just want to say the fig talk on the podcast this week cracked me up. Jason's exasperated "FOR FUCK SAKE DAN" especially.
Glitchesarecool
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Seriously. There's not even any "wasp" left, and it's not even really a wasp.
That's what bothers me. He's like "if I don't know it doesn't matter" as the three of them are telling him about the shit people do to the food at Taco Bell (entering Paul mode to pretend he didn't hear it), but the mere mention of a bug climbing into fruit and he loses it. HOW DO YOU THINK FRUIT IS FORMED DAN?! SHIT DOESN'T POLLINATE ITSELF.
I swear to fuck if I lived anywhere near them I'd cart in my terrariums to shove into Dan's face.
Very few question where legumes come from.
"if I don't know it doesn't matter" is a pretty good rule to live by when it comes to food, I find. I don't want to hear about all the disgusting realities of food, fuck that.
I also think you shouldn't assume that Dan's being entirely serious with his reaction to figs and such.
I also think you shouldn't assume that Dan's being entirely serious with his reaction to figs and such.
giant_frying_pan
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As poor as the film is overall, special mention has to go to The Lost World with the cracking pane of glass.
Another one is the organ sequence in The Goonies "If you hit the wrong note, we'll ALL B flat!". I guess it helps that I first saw it at a young age.
But #1 for me, without a doubt, is the vault scene in Mission: Impossible. I get chills every time I watch it. De Palma's so underrated.
Anybody want to find out once and for all if you can teach real karate to fake Nazis?
Stay Dead: Evolution. The best use of real people in video games since Dragonball: Evolution.
Let's all watch some classic quick looks, yes?
Stay Dead: Evolution. The best use of real people in video games since Dragonball: Evolution.
Let's all watch some classic quick looks, yes?
Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
We should all thank this russian hacker.
Felix Lighter
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I wish I knew who Pitbull was. I've never been so out of touch with the world, than I have these last few years.
You've heard some of his songs, I'm sure.
There's one Pitbull song I legitimately enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RdGnaZgEV8
I never thought I'd say it, but I kinda miss the Lil Jon era.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RdGnaZgEV8
I never thought I'd say it, but I kinda miss the Lil Jon era.
Felix Lighter
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I was going to say you'd be surprised how far I've drifted away from any and all music but I did a google search first and the first song I clicked on I've heard before.
Could be worse, I only know of Pitbull from his appearances on wrestling.
I've never heard any of his songs myself (I also was completely lost during the Taylor Swift discussion, I've heard one of her songs from when she was a 16 year old country singer) but I do know who he is. To be fair, I only know him because he was in a Bud Light commercial and I later heard the bombcast talking about him as though he were a real person and not just a commercial mascot.
I'm still not entirely convinced.
StopMakingSense
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Jimmyfenix
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TheMrPliskin
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The mere mention of Pitbull makes me chuckle and I don't even know why.
Infinite Justice
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Did someone hack Jeff's twitter account?
LOL
LOL
If you haven't already, you should check out the MS Paint thread on the GB forums. Some really funny stuff there, like a Re-imagining of a classic:
Felix Lighter
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Dale
Now I feel worse because I don't recognize that from the source commercial. I recognize the .gif because it was used for some internet meme. God damn it. I need to resubscribe to cable.
Incandenza
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Yo don't act like Swift's recent work isn't legitimately great pop music.
The fig conversation on the Bombcast gave me a new goal.
We need to collectively ruin Taco Bell and Mickey's for Dan. He says what he doesn't know can't hurt him, so let us educate him. We ought to research as much unsavory information as we can about those products and email them in.
We need to collectively ruin Taco Bell and Mickey's for Dan. He says what he doesn't know can't hurt him, so let us educate him. We ought to research as much unsavory information as we can about those products and email them in.
Dan will love wrestling, Taco Bell, and Terminator 3 until the day he dies. Nothing could possibly dissuade him. Not logic, not reason, not the direct intercession of the almighty. If Taco Bell abandons meat and only offers cricket tacos, he'll eat the damn bugs with a smile on his face.
Rusev's valet? Seems like they're gonna turn her face.
I wonder what Dan thinks about Lana.
Glitchesarecool
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Easy. The beef used in taco bell tacos is about the same grade as the meat used for pet food.
So all you do is slather some kibbles n bits in gravy onto a taco and serve it to him.
DanRyckert
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It's been kind of great. I was just getting tired of the mood on that damn site. Everyone's so mad and offended all the time, and it's exhausting. I've been popping in once or twice a day during the week, but not for long and it usually just reminds me of why I want to back off a bit. I was at the point in which refreshing my feed was the first thing I did when I woke up and the last thing I did as I went to bed (plus the 100 or so times I'd refresh my feed throughout the day, on top of having Tweetdeck always up on a second screen). I think I'm gonna continue to back off almost completely on the weekends and evenings, and just occasionally hop on throughout the work days. Hard to say how long I'll keep that up, but I'm liking it a lot for now.
I fall asleep in an American flag
There's your (d)answer.
Twitter brings out the worst in everyone. Best avoided.
Why did I look up pitbull's music
crappy song followed by crappy song followed by crappy song with almost offensive sullying of a-ha's take on me
you never told us you were a terrariumist.
crappy song followed by crappy song followed by crappy song with almost offensive sullying of a-ha's take on me
you never told us you were a terrariumist.
Does he like pepsi cola?
Freedom = $1.05
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Any food that has been dyed red using cochineal, carmine, or carminic acid has produced that color by using crushed insects.
Dans probably had thousands of insects without ever knowingly doing so.
Dans probably had thousands of insects without ever knowingly doing so.
DanRyckert
A good strange little man
She's real purdy but I don't know anything about her music except that one kinda-weird SNL appearance.
Glitchesarecool
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As a biologist it kinda comes with the territory.
Twitter was a mistake, people weren't supposed to have such a stream of conscious outlet for their thoughts and feelings, and only being able to express them with 140 characters that doesn't leave much room for nuance. I still use it to follow people I like, but I stay way clear of following big events on Twitter because people tend to be extremely shitty about them, especially if it's something like the Baltimore riots and similar stuff.
I think moving away from at least being "addicted" to Twitter is healthy for everyone.
edit: At least I have a block filter installed for Gamergate people, so that makes following gaming stuff a lot better. Also, sounds like Denis Dyack is going to be added to that list soon.
Keyser Soze
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The bad stuff is usually if you follow some random hashtags (like Dan noted in a tweet, the Baltimore hashtag during the riots was particularly vile), and comments to news articles and stuff like that. I'm betting people with a lot of followers get to see a lot more shitty tweets directed at them all the time, which isn't something we'll ever experience.
Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
Here is the best lyric Pitbull ever wrote. I dare you to disagree.
He just really likes Kodak, you guys
He just really likes Kodak, you guys
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