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[Glitchesarecool]

Dan is losing his mind.

 

[Kaizer]

Dan is goin' ham lol

 

[Archaix]

Hulk Hogan vs the Big Show on pay per view, 1995.

 

[MassiveNights]

Dan finding those wrestling trucks in that game is incredible. I love him sometimes.

 

[Falifax]

goatse

 

[Twin Tails]

"trucks don't wear hats"
add it to the wiki

 

[funkystudent]

Hulk Hogan vs Andre The Giant's son on pay per view, 1995.

Fixed that for you

 

[stump sock]

this game is a nightmare!

 

[KillerAJD]

Goddamn, so much nostalgia. This game was freaking amazing. My brother and I played it so damn much. The King of the Hill mode is a ton of fun too.

 

[Mister Negative]

I feel like if Dan asked Jeff for a 15k advance in order to buy a Hogan monster truck he would approve that

 

[Archaix]

Fixed that for you

Hey hey hey, don't go saying anything litigious now. He was the son of a giant that held a grudge against Hulk Hogan. Just because there also happened to be a famous giant named Andre...I don't know. You're presuming a lot.

 

[Glitchesarecool]

Always sunny theme:

"Dan buys a monster truck on air."

 

[Brashnir]

Giant Bomb #16 | I Don't Know How To Put Together A Monster Truck

 

[mintyice]

car talk

 

[Hot Coldman]

remember that time when Drew played a game for too long

 

[repeater]

Holy shit, those slurs of Jeff's against us citizens of the Old World. This is quite unacceptable, I'm unsubscribing right away!

 

[Mister Negative]

Holy shit, those slurs of Jeff's against us citizens of the Old World. This is quite unacceptable, I'm unsubscribing right away!

make sure your carrier pigeon makes it before the next billing cycle begins

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

Good choice Brad.

 

[Volotaire]

yes. Zelda 2 is indeed a great game.

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

Zelda II is a great ga- BAIT AND SWITCH DAMMIT BRAD

 

[Archaix]

WOW that totally not Zelda music on the title screen.

 

[Tan]

Konjak is great

 

[Glitchesarecool]

make sure your carrier pigeon makes it before the next billing cycle begins

 

[repeater]

make sure your carrier pigeon makes it before the next billing cycle begins

I challenge you to a duel, good sir!

Spoiler

And don't worry, she always does!

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

Dan's right, Spirit Tracks is one of the worst Zelda games an Majora's Mask is in the top 5.

 

[MassiveNights]

Giant Bomb #16 | /Chat Are The Worst People

 

[Brashnir]

All of our weak parts are red after you hit them.

 

[Scientist Supreme!]

Going out on limb and say there is no bad Zelda game but there are bad aspects to all of them.

 

[Archaix]

There was always a Wind Waker defense force. I know, I was on it. There was serious hatred for that game, sure, but a lot of people loved the art style when it was introduced.

 

[mintyice]

This game is a little shameless isn't it?

 

[Tan]

This game is a little shameless isn't it?

fan games are weird like that

 

[Mister Negative]

You'd probably have to change the art somewhat, but you could probably release this commercially without any copyright issues.

I mean, The Binding of Isaac has a lot of enemies inspired by Zelda (I mean the game is straight up overall inspired by the original game's scrolling screen dungeon crawling) and it's fine.

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

Brad, I think you're supposed to hit the energy balls back. You know, like Ganon?

 

[stump sock]

Brad, I think you're supposed to hit the energy balls back. You know, like Ganon?

shhhhshhshshshh

 

[SteveWinwood]

clears seem like a lot pressure

dunno how I'd like that

I've never tried them tho

 

[Teddified]

I've forgotten how small that PS2 is.

 

[ratcliffja]

Zelda 2 is so great.

 

[Mister Negative]

gotta put some toothpaste on the disk. that's the trick. i am well acquainted with it since my 360 essentially always had a broken disk drive and my disks were always super scratched

 

[Archaix]

That Rez save.

It's been a long time since I've played or bought Rez.

 

[stump sock]

oh god it's WWE Crash Time

e: Crush Hour. that's what it was called. that thing.

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

DS Lite best redesign.

EDIT: Wait... GBA SP.

 

[Kelas]

 

[Teddified]

Haha that's great Kelas.

 

[justjim89]

I'm surely in the minority on this, but the only PS2 games I've played are MGS2, MGS3, and Here Comes The Pain. That generation, the Gamecube had much more of what I wanted.

 

[Johnny Ryall]

oh god its the wwe kart game

 

[FStop7]

Come home, Scoops.

Don't stay at that shitty place.

Come home.

 

[Mister Negative]

oh my god, crush hour

my uncle bought me this game as a present. I loved it.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Come home, Scoops.

Don't stay at that shitty place.

Come home.

made his bed

we all make decisions we regret

 

[MassiveNights]

Jeff's Benoit face.

 

[KingKong]

I'm beginning to suspect that Dan is into wrestling