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[stump sock]

I like chinese buffets. They're a guilty pleasure. Chinese food is the only food where even if it's garbage I like it.

Panda Express isn't even a buffet. it's single-serving buffet-quality food at the prices one would pay for actual food

the more I think about this the more it makes sense Dan likes it so much

I am paralyzed at the thought.

I'm just saying I could logistically make it happen. I think my body would physically reject any attempt to actually do it.

 

[skLaFarebear]

Until we find out Dan Ryckert is both a sponsored advertiser for Teespring and Taco Bell. It's all a plot to get us to back our corporate overlords with fun, 'down to earth' faces of advertising. Follow the money.

When are we gonna start getting Bungie sponsored Brad shirts?

 

[nckillthegrimace]

if I call in some favors I can probably get a "Korean Girls React to Dan Ryckert" video series started

untying them is not a favor

 

[Tubobutts]

What if Panda Express started serving French fries and soft serve ice cream?

 

[Anjin M]

Panda Express is for people too afraid to walk into a real Chinese restaurant.

 

[yami4ct]

When are we gonna start getting Bungie sponsored Brad shirts?

Brad was corporate robot 1.0. He can't get away with selling shirts. He'll be found out.

Dan is the upgraded model that can not only get us to support the man, but buy shirts with his product on it.

It's all written in the chemtrails.

 

[OdysseusVA]

Panda Express is for people too afraid to walk into a real Chinese restaurant.

HEY!

Hey

A good Chinese restaurant is about 20min from me :/

 

[MG310]

Panda Express acceptability checklist

Are you in a mall food court Y [ ] N [ ]

If Y, proceed.

 

[Tubobutts]

Panda Express is for people too afraid to walk into a real Chinese restaurant.

What if I told you that I've been to Panda Express with a dude who worked in a Chinese Restaurant?

 

[Bacon]

Panda Express is for when you want the most food

 

[stump sock]

untying them is not a favor

you can't make that kind of assumption without knowing the circumstances

nobody understands me, but they will

 

[Okrag]

Panda Express acceptability checklist

Are you in a mall food court Y [ ] N [ ]

If Y, proceed.

What if I'm in an airport?

 

[Anjin M]

HEY!

Hey

A good Chinese restaurant is about 20min from me :/

What if I told you that I've been to Panda Express with a dude who worked in a Chinese Restaurant?

To be fair, I was mostly talking about myself.

There is a real Chinese restaurant in the same shopping center and it gets half the traffic.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Panda Express isn't even a buffet. it's single-serving buffet-quality food at the prices one would pay for actual food

the more I think about this the more it makes sense Dan likes it so much

Did you really need to think more about it?

 

[yami4ct]

What if I'm in an airport?

Everyone knows cinnabons are for airports.

 

[MG310]

What if I'm in an airport?

Depends on how much you hate your fellow passengers.

 

[NCR Redslayer]

What if I'm in an airport?

Then you find the nearest Burger King.

 

[stump sock]

Panda Express acceptability checklist

Are you in a mall food court Y [ ] N [ ]

If Y, proceed.

even then it's a second choice behind the sketchy no-name place with the guy aggressively handing out samples of bourbon chicken

 

[TraBuch]

When Panda Express opens, I'm gonna buy an order of everything and periscope it then review everything on an 80-100 scale, 80 being horrible, 81-100 being fantastic.

 

[stump sock]

When Panda Express opens, I'm gonna buy an order of everything and periscope it then review everything on an 80-100 scale, 80 being horrible, 81-100 being fantastic.

it's gonna cost you a lot more than $90 but heck, I'd watch that

 

[Tubobutts]

My mall food of choice was always Tommy's or Hot Dog on a Stick.

 

[MG310]

even then it's a second choice behind the sketchy no-name place with the guy aggressively handing out samples of bourbon chicken

Accurate.

 

[stump sock]

My mall food of choice was always Tommy's or Hot Dog on a Stick.

hm. Chick Fil-A or A&W for some corndog bites I guess

 

[MG310]

hm. Chick Fil-A or A&W for some corndog bites I guess

I was just about to post that same thing about Hot Dog nuggets but from Nathan's.

 

[daydream]

Listen, it's a whole thing.

it's a whole thing and also i'm THAT guy

 

[KingKong]

They opened a Panda Express in the food court at my university when I was there and it was so popular youd have to wait like 15 minutes to order

also everyone just got orange chicken so they ended up having to make like 3 huge pans of orange chicken that were constantly being refilled

 

[Chaser324]

Dan's said multiple times that he won't make money on these shirts.

I suppose I'll try to take him at his word, although the pricing and the pricing differences do seem a bit odd if that's the case.

 

[Twin Tails]

He said he sets them at that price so he won't lose money.

 

[stump sock]

I suppose I'll try to take him at his word, although the pricing and the pricing differences do seem a bit odd if that's the case.

not really. shirt selection, print size, color, print method, ink type, multi-sided, etc all contribute

these things are a bad idea on many levels, but not because Dan's trying to rob people or something

 

[Zaph]

I suppose I'll try to take him at his word, although the pricing and the pricing differences do seem a bit odd if that's the case.

Who cares if he is tbh. Unless you follow him on twitter and watch his periscopes, you wouldn't even know about this. Other streamers/youtubers/internet people are way more aggressive about merch

 

[cr_blah_blah]

I just imagine someone buying all his shirts and then 40 years later their grandkids find them in a box in an attic. Imagine trying to explain the concept of Dan Ryckert 40 years from now.

Any idiot who buys these shirts isn't someone who has to worry about having grandkids.

 

[Jintor]

what the fuck is orange chicken

i assume it's chicken that is orange, but how you cook it

 

[TraBuch]

Who cares if he is tbh. Unless you follow him on twitter and watch his periscopes, you wouldn't even know about this. Other streamers/youtubers/internet people are way more aggressive about merch

I know about this and I follow neither of those things.

 

[Bowlie]

Listen, it's a whole thing.

https://twitter.com/austin_walker/status/450734546779398144
https://twitter.com/austin_walker/status/450734585660588032
https://twitter.com/austin_walker/status/450736329467637760

 

[TharpDaddy]

what the fuck is orange chicken

i assume it's chicken that is orange, but how you cook it

It's a orange flavored chicken. Usually made with, well, oranges.

 

[daydream]

I just imagine someone buying all his shirts and then 40 years later their grandkids find them in a box in an attic. Imagine trying to explain the concept of Dan Ryckert 40 years from now.

"it's why we did away with humans, XZ-591 jr."

 

[Zaph]

I know about this and I follow neither of those things.

Us talking about it here isn't really on Dan.

 

[K.Sabot]

dan ryckert truly a pioneer of viral entertainment

make sure you guys wike and subscwibe for more content

 

[Jeevesmeister]

dan ryckert truly a pioneer of viral entertainment

make sure you guys wike and subscwibe for more content

Not sure if this is more or less embarassing than Patrick doing reaction videos.

 

[stump sock]

Not sure if this is more or less embarassing than Patrick doing reaction videos.

against all odds, somehow less

 

[KingKong]

It's a orange flavored chicken. Usually made with, well, oranges.

Yeah, this. Panda Express does some kind of weird fake chemical orange chicken (which to be fair is pretty good), the real stuff I've had comes with orange peels and is delicious

 

[TraBuch]

But do you eat the peels?

 

[hamchan]

I suppose I'll try to take him at his word, although the pricing and the pricing differences do seem a bit odd if that's the case.

Yeah I'm sure Dan is making a huge killing selling these few shirts.

 

[daydream]

you guys really have a hard-on for fast food chains, jeez

y'all playing into the man's hand

 

[cr_blah_blah]

But do you eat the peels?

You can eat anything if you want it bad enough.

 

[DamnBoxes]

you guys really have a hard-on for fast food chains, jeez

y'all playing into the man's hand

The man tastes delicious. Uh.

 

[Archaix]

You can eat anything if you want it bad enough.

Except a taco. The white whale of food.

 

[Alucrid]

was that a dog in the taco bell?

 

[Bowlie]

You can eat anything if you want it bad enough.

The man tastes delicious. Uh.

.

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In other news, I bought Steamworld Heist and i'm planning to play it the whole week

 

[Salty Catfish]

was that a dog in the taco bell?

#1 rule of Taco Bell: never look at what they put in your taco.