Mister Negative
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emcee your mgs rants are my favorite thing on this dumb website
It becomes extra hilarious when put into context. Even for Metal Gear it's just utterly absurd.
(final ending spoilers)
So later this guy (who was explained in tapes and stuff to be following you the entire time in MGS3 to help you out ????? and capable of killing The Boss if you had failed) is dying without you ever fighting him. Instead of mercy killing him, Big Boss and Kaz shoot off his limbs and walk away. Then two seconds later Otacon's dad shoots Skull Face in the head and shouts REVENGE!!! in the dorkiest voice while throwing his hands up.
Then a radio tower falls on him and he's paralyzed, because his entire master plan was foiled by complete accident when a little boy was angrier than him.
.It becomes extra hilarious when put into context. Even for Metal Gear it's just utterly absurd.
(final ending spoilers)
So to recap, Skull Face spends 9 years before finding the key component that will make his plan work, then he fails to actually do anything for the rest of the game, then he tells his rehearsed nonsense speech to the wrong guy who isn't even paying attention, and he fucks up the timing, and then his plot is unintentionally undone when a little boy has a tantrum, then he's killed by fucking Huey.
(MGSV final ending spoilers)
So to recap, Skull Face spends 9 years before finding the key component that will make his plan work, then he fails to actually do anything for the rest of the game, then he tells his rehearsed nonsense speech to the wrong guy who isn't even paying attention, and he fucks up the timing, and then his plot is unintentionally undone when a little boy has a tantrum, then he's killed by fucking Huey.
You can ignore most of them and still unlock the final story missions.
So it's a Hideo Kojima game then? This all is part of the Metal Gear (TM) flavor. Nonsensical villains with no motivations doing whatever in order to make the plot end the way Kojima wants. I gave up expecting logic and sanity in these games long ago.
EmCee, did you just have that in your back pocket ready to whip out at a moment's notice?
Oh fuck right off, you know the games have had much better plots. Rising was better than MGSV!
Nah, this isn't true. Liquid wanted to surpass Big Boss because he had an inferiority complex, Solidus wanted to be this savior and stop the Patriots, Volgin was just a greedy asshole in it for money and power, and Ocelot was trying to fulfill what he thought Big Boss would want. Even Hot Coldman's whole "we'll launch a nuke to scare people off launching nukes" thing made a sort of twisted internal sense.So it's a Hideo Kojima game then? This all is part of the Metal Gear (TM) flavor. Nonsensical villains with no motivations doing whatever in order to make the plot end the way Kojima wants. I gave up expecting logic and sanity in these games long ago.
no, that's how that scene plays out. It's skullface talking a lot, snake not even paying attention, and then silence, and then a song kicks in, and then its over.
it's a beautiful mess, MGSV is
Skull Face's motivations are like dream logic where he's connecting random dots to justify the fact that.he's angry about words
The first one won GOTY from GB.
Why do you think the second wouldn't get a great score?
Little late but I think a number of factors contributed to GB giving XCOM GOTY in 2012. I think the biggest factor was simply that there weren't that many other good games. Top 3 were XCOM, Walking Dead and Far Cry 3. XCOM also hit the perfect storm of accessibility and hardcore, with the Normal difficulty allowing for mistakes and tension while still being able to be beaten by most.
Also I think the overall attitude towards XCOM in the GB offices has shifted since the release and Enemy Within. Jeff put XCOM at #3, having Persona 4 and Far Cry 3 ahead of it. I think Ryan pushed XCOM the hardest, and unless Austin or Vinny really push for it this year, I highly doubt it's reaching anywhere near the top 3.
F1 won't be the same without Pastor
I wasn't arguing it would win GOTY, I was simply arguing that they'd be more inclined to give it a good score.
Well a good score usually translates to the GOTY and I don't think it'll get 5 stars this time around if GB West reviews it
Nah, this isn't true. Liquid wanted to surpass Big Boss because he had an inferiority complex, Solidus wanted to be this savior and stop the Patriots, Volgin was just a greedy asshole in it for money and power, and Ocelot was trying to fulfill what he thought Big Boss would want. Even Hot Coldman's whole "we'll launch a nuke to scare people off launching nukes" thing made a sort of twisted internal sense.
Skull Face's motivations are like dream logic where he's connecting random dots to justify the fact that.he's angry about words
damn I'm listening to last week's Beastcast (got a ton of stuff to catch up on) and holy shit, it sure went off the rails quick. It took them like 30 minutes to describe this Icebound game and I still have no idea what it is supposed to be about after all that derailing.
Axiom Verge got 5 stars, but wasn't on the list.
That's just one quick example off the top of my head.
Basically, there's no reason to be so negative.
Man, that ending to the latest Project Beast episode.Best part of my Monday hands down.The break after the first accident, Austin almost giving up the ghost...and then KSP straight up crashing after something (or Vinny) flubbed the time warp.
it's been rough these past few weeks if you think mgscanlon is bunk and you're only kind of into kerbal
rough, i tells ya
it's been rough these past few weeks if you think mgscanlon is bunk and you're only kind of into kerbal
rough, i tells ya
I feel like we're back in 2015
I would have pegged XCOM 2 as one of the games that they would review this year, the whole staff was really into EU. I wouldn't be surprised if one goes up later.I doubt they will bother to review xcom 2 unless someone on the crew is really in to it. Reviews take so damn long.
what if you are not into neither.
what if you are not into neither.
that was all Vinny, you can see him nudge the warp up. the only reason it slowed down long enough for him to see it explode is because the game switches warp modes automatically when you're below a certain altitude
well I guess I have a little over $40 in psn credit now, I guess the question is whether I get The Witness or EDF 4.1or just hold on to it until Gal Gun 2 comes out
well I guess I have a little over $40 in psn credit now, I guess the question is whether I get The Witness or EDF 4.1or just hold on to it until Gal Gun 2 comes out
Dan is such a jerk, I'm sitting here thinking of buying Amiibos after watching UPF over the weekend
eugh
or get your digimon on tomorrow, friend
or get your digimon on tomorrow, friend