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[Antiwhippy]

Look, there are so many poop particles about after you've committed an act like that. What I'm saying is, the very least you can do as a civilized rational being (as opposed to a mere beast wallowing in dirt and grime) is to try to keep as many of them as far away from your food and breathing as possible. Thus: if you can poop at Walmarts, that's good. If you, by the grace of God, have somehow acquired the powers to poop at some distant region of the cosmos, that's even better and I'm slightly envious of you.

Look, poop gets into you whether you're eating vegetables that feeds on poop or meat that eats the grass that feeds on poop. You're eating poop daily. Get use to it.

 

[demidar]

So it's okay to shit where you don't eat, as long as someone does shit where you eat? I think I got it now.

 

[Jintor]

are you shitting on your dining table repeater? maybe don't do that

 

[Antiwhippy]

are you shitting on your dining table repeater? maybe don't do that

We're not here to kink shame.

 

[Strax]

Giant Bombcast - Poop and bathroom talk

 

[Jintor]

We're not here to kink shame.

this isn't kink shaming! this is hygiene!

 

[Strax]

this isn't kink shaming! this is hygiene!

Hygiene shaming!

i think of dishonored fans the same way ryan thought of enslaved fans

Sensible?

 

[repeater]

Look, poop gets into you whether you're eating vegetables that feeds on poop or meat that eats the grass that feeds on poop. You're eating poop daily. Get use to it.

I recognize that getting some poop in you is unavoidable. All I'm saying is: if you can affect the amount of shit you eat, why not go for the option on which you eat less shit rather than the one on which you eat more shit?

Dan, help me out here.

are you shitting on your dining table repeater? maybe don't do that

How about you maybe don't tell me how to lead my life?

 

[daydream]

i think of dishonored fans the same way ryan thought of enslaved fans

 

[MassiveNights]

Hear me out. We all accept the old adage that "You don't shit where you eat", right?
QED.

You're right, that's why I shit in the toilet and not my kitchen.

 

[Houndi101]

They better get into that Target/Walmart thing at a later date... goddamn what a mystery.

 

[Strax]

I'm guessing Dan hates cleaning his toilet and thats the Walmart reason

 

[Houndi101]

I'm guessing Dan hates cleaning his toilet and thats the Walmart reason

With all that Taco Bell makes sense.
Unless he poops stuff like owls.

Edit. Yeah no I'm done with this topic

 

[Glitchesarecool]

I recognize that getting some poop in you is unavoidable. All I'm saying is: if you can affect the amount of shit you eat, why not go for the option on which you eat less shit rather than the one on which you eat more shit?

Dan, help me out here.

Does it really matter when we're talking about goddamn particulates that have no influence on the food whatsoever?

Do you never fart because you might get particulates in the air?

 

[Zaph]

i think of dishonored fans the same way ryan thought of enslaved fans

I need to find time to replay Enslaved

 

[Gozer the Gozerian]

i think of dishonored fans the same way ryan thought of enslaved fans

People who play video games?

 

[repeater]

Does it really matter when we're talking about goddamn particulates that have no influence on the food whatsoever?

Do you never fart because you might get particulates in the air?

No, but I prefer to go to the closest IKEA when I need to fart.

 

[Jintor]

How about you maybe don't tell me how to lead my life?

this is an intervention, repeater. we're all here for you

 

[daydream]

People who play video games?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuvBqRJDYYA

 

[kai3345]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuvBqRJDYYA

ok but unlike enslaved, dishonored is actually dope

 

[Megasoum]

Episode 3 of Hitman is coming out on May 31st! Can't wait for the video!

 

[derFeef]

I really liked Enslaved. Not GOTY material, but very enjoyable.

 

[Strax]

Oh my I hope the Powerbombcast hasn't been recorded yet.

A SmackDown shakeup is about to completely reshape all of WWE. Beginning July 19, the second longest-running weekly episodic program in television history, SmackDown, will move from Thursday to Tuesday nights and air LIVE each and every week — for the first time ever — at 8/7 C on USA Network, the exclusive cable home to WWE’s marquee properties.

This bold move will have major ramifications for all of WWE and exemplify the New Era, as both Raw and SmackDown will each feature their own unique rosters and rivalries following an imminent Superstar draft.

 

[Curufinwe]

i think of dishonored fans the same way ryan thought of enslaved fans

Enslaved is barely a game. Dishonored is a masterclass in first person stealth.

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

Enslaved is a game that I would probably love, and I always meant to go back and play but haven't. The PC version is good, right?

Dishonored is also fantastic.

 

[popo]

I am Satsuma.

 

[Archaix]

Enslaved is a bad videogame.

 

[skynidas]

they should go this year, and do some videos in japan, not necessarily about games, eating food, visiting shit, things like that would be awesome

 

[Fantastapotamus]

The next Hitdan episode is out in......6 days

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Enslaved is a bad videogame.

It REALLY is. Looks good though.

 

[Concrete Charlie]

Their Overwatch QL convinced me to buy the game. It's going to be in the high 80's for the next few days so I figure I'll do some gaming in the air conditioning when I'm not out by the pool.

Carry on with the shit and bathroom talk fellas. It's high quality entertainment.

 

[LiK]

Enslaved is a bad videogame.

It had heart. Gameplay was okay.

 

[Archaix]

It had heart. Gameplay was okay.

I don't know what heart is aside from bland art direction and a story that takes all of the worst parts of Journey to the West and the US Life On Mars, but the gameplay dreams of ascending to the great heights of "okay" from where it was. It was full of boring combat and automatic platforming complete with lights everywhere you need to jump as a substitute for actual level design. Awful, awful game.

 

[LiK]

I don't know what heart is aside from bland art direction and a story that takes all of the worst parts of Journey to the West and the US Life On Mars, but the gameplay dreams of ascending to the great heights of "okay" from where it was. It was full of boring combat and automatic platforming complete with lights everywhere you need to jump as a substitute for actual level design. Awful, awful game.

You loved it.

 

[popo]

they should go this year, and do some videos in japan, not necessarily about games, eating food, visiting shit, things like that would be awesome

GB East just got a new shelf. Budget is blown.

 

[repeater]

Giant Bomb #23 | The World's Most Popular Nightmare

 

[Piston Hyundai]

they should go this year, and do some videos in japan, not necessarily about games, eating food, visiting shit, things like that would be awesome

it can't really be too much about games since their window for the Raid closed when everyone pilfered the old game shops over the past few years

 

[stump sock]

yeah I think even Osaka is in rough shape for used games

at this point they'd probably have to just go out to Fukuoka and raid mom&pop shops for NIB copies of Mappy or some shit

 

[QFNS]

More HitDan is awesome news. I hope they continue it when the new one releases. Some of the most joyful content they have made recently.

 

[daydream]

call it 'the delivery' and have it be jeff stocking up all those dried up shops with games from his collection

n-gage prices gonna plummet

 

[Glitchesarecool]

Giant Bomb #23 | The World's Most Popular Nightmare

This is a pretty good one.

 

[supermetfreud]

Cajun Cage & Coors when

 

[Curufinwe]

I'm glad the new Xbox story has broken in advance of the Beastcast.

 

[stump sock]

I'm glad the new Xbox story has broken in advance of the Beastcast.

I'm surprised that article isn't a Keltpok joint

 

[Jintor]

yeah I think even Osaka is in rough shape for used games

at this point they'd probably have to just go out to Fukuoka and raid mom&pop shops for NIB copies of Mappy or some shit

Buy unlimited Jr pass. Travel all around Japan to every used game shop in every town looking for those sweet sweet bargains. Giant bomb travel site the whole thing.

 

[TraBuch]

Oh my I hope the Powerbombcast hasn't been recorded yet.

Are they doing a new Powerbombcast?

 

[repeater]

Judging from GAF, Xbox One finally made good on that old promise of being the new watercooler.

 

[LurkerPrime]

I'm glad the new Xbox story has broken in advance of the Beastcast.

This has reminded me, I've really enjoyed the Beastcast's deeper discussions about topics, plus their coverage of the news. They've done this for a while, but I only just realised how much I appreciate their approach to the whle thing.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

I'm surprised that article isn't a Keltpok joint

He is probably bussy practicing silly faces for Youtube.

 

[TraBuch]

This has reminded me, I've really enjoyed the Beastcast's deeper discussions about topics, plus their coverage of the news. They've done this for a while, but I only just realised how much I appreciate their approach to the whle thing.

I, on the other hand, have kinda been paying less and less attention to each Beastcast.

 

[Twin Tails]

Are they doing a new Powerbombcast?

Jed said this week but I don't know if he was joking around.