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[chrixter]

Beast in the Far East

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

That name isn't even a pun. What's the point.

Spoiler

There was a WWE show in Japan called "Beast in the East" and it plays into "GBEast"

 

[Tubobutts]

Spoiler

There was a WWE show in Japan called "Beast in the East" and it plays into "GBeast"

Wrestling is bad so now I like the name even less.

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

Wrestling is bad so now I like the name even less.

You'll eventually have to brace yourself because Yakuza 6 is filled with wrestlers.

 

[demidar]

One of my parents' cats also plays fetch with us, and the other one also waits by the window when it's time for them to come home lol

Back when I lived with my parents, our cat would wait at the driveway everyday for my dad to come home.

 

[Heavy Iron Industries]

Video Nasties should officially be the GBEAST Quick Looks.

 

[Tubobutts]

You'll eventually have to brace yourself because Yakuza 6 is filled with wrestlers.

Luckily we'll all be dead long before they get to Yakuza 6.

 

[BearPawB]

Fire Emblem heroes is a bad game.
Any game that has people deleting it and replaying the tutorial 20 times to get a good character is a bad game

 

[Meneses]

Fire Emblem heroes is a bad game.
Any game that has people deleting it and replaying the tutorial 20 times to get a good character is a bad game

That's basically every "gacha"-style mobile game.

 

[wenis]

Luckily we'll all be dead long before they get to Yakuza 6.

The year is 2018, the robots have fought back, we have no yakuza series anymore. They couldn't handle the dancing mini-games.

 

[hamchan]

Mark MacDonald on this week's 8-4 is making RE7 in VR sound like the most amazing thing ever. I already think that game is real good in non-VR but he's really selling me on replaying it in VR.

 

[Incandenza]

Fire Emblem heroes is a bad game.
Any game that has people deleting it and replaying the tutorial 20 times to get a good character is a bad game

Sure it might make for a bad game, but the exact same thing happens in Puzzle & Dragon and that shit made (literally) a billion dollars.

 

[funkystudent]

That Yakuza 1 remake is out in the rest this year too isn't it?


There is going to be 3 Yakuza games on PS4 within 12-16 months. I wonder how that will go for Sega.

Also if people are jumping in with Zero, Then the 1 remake, then there is a massive story jump to 6. I wonder if Sega will try help westerners with that gap.

 

[pizzacat]

I've never heard a joke run to the ground so fast as video nasties

Also jeffs hunger during blitz days needs to come back

 

[mnz]

So Jeff's Blitz career was mostly beating other game journalists? I mean...

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

So Jeff's Blitz career was mostly beating other game journalists? I mean...

I always laugh when he describes how he was "the best Blitz player in the world" without irony. You were the best Blitz player in an extremely small sampling of people, sure.

 

[pizzacat]

Let the man have this you dorks they played as much as he did lol

If youre challenging the name you know where he works he has that blitz machine

 

[Incandenza]

https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/the-hottest-daddies-in-video-games

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/the-hottest-daddies-in-video-games

This isn't real I refuse to believe it. I'm dreaming. In a moment I'll wake up and remember that Waypoint doesn't exist.

 

[klonere]

https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/the-hottest-daddies-in-video-games

I thought the title would be tangentially related to the actual content but no its actually a fucking listicle of hot dads in video games.

 

[slightconfuse]

No cable talk on the beast cast

Worst podcast

 

[Piston Hyundai]

https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/the-hottest-daddies-in-video-games

They don't even mention Resident Evil 7.

Spoiler

Even if it's a total nonstarter, at least we got that fucking incredible Just Blaze/Revenge of Shinobi stuff out of Waypoint. Oh, and everybody uncomfortably reacting to Prodigy going "that was gay" in response to the racism in Mafia III.

 

[mnz]

Dads are not daddies, get with the times.

Let the man have this you dorks they played as much as he did lol

If youre challenging the name you know where he works he has that blitz machine

I honestly didn't know that he won that machine only against other game journalists. That makes it so much less impressive.

 

[LiK]

VIDEO NASTY

 

[Antiwhippy]

It's almost like you guys are cherrypicking waypoint articles to hate on.

Almost.

 

[Brashnir]

That's basically every "gacha"-style mobile game.

And they are all bad games.

 

[pizzacat]

You guys have his Twitter challenge to a ft5 if you don't believe in the blitz

 

[daveo42]

I'm still waiting for Dan to make the same turn as Jeff did when it comes to wrestling. I feel like it could be coming any day now.

Spoiler

It's never coming

https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/the-hottest-daddies-in-video-games

They don't even mention Resident Evil 7.

Spoiler

Even if it's a total nonstarter, at least we got that fucking incredible Just Blaze/Revenge of Shinobi stuff out of Waypoint. Oh, and everybody uncomfortably reacting to Prodigy going "that was gay" in response to the racism in Mafia III.

Resident Evil 7 was one of the first things that came to mind.

Spoiler

I haven't played it yet so maybe that designation doesn't matter.

 

[LiK]

hah, congrats to Keyser for the Yakuza 0 series title.

 

[BearPawB]

That's basically every "gacha"-style mobile game.

yeah, they are all bad

 

[slightconfuse]

That's basically every "gacha"-style mobile game.

Didn't know there was a name for them but yes they are all bad
Had no idea fire emblem was going to be one for them. Audibly groaned when that familiar menu came up

 

[TraBuch]

Didn't Austin make fun of listicles when he was at GB?

 

[Curufinwe]

Mark MacDonald on this week's 8-4 is making RE7 in VR sound like the most amazing thing ever. I already think that game is real good in non-VR but he's really selling me on replaying it in VR.

PSVR doesn't work good, though.

 

[mnz]

Didn't Austin make fun of listicles when he was at GB?

https://twitter.com/austin_walker/status/827288549045190658

 

[strafer]

https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/the-hottest-daddies-in-video-games

top notch journalism

 

[Mister_Bubbles]

https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/the-hottest-daddies-in-video-games

I think most people would agree that the hottest thing about Solid Snake—or Naked, or Venom, or... all the other Snakes—(other than his name being a euphemism for a boner) is his voice. David Hayter is the original voice of Solid Snake and also starred in a Power Ranger style horror film called "The Guyver." Lastly, he helped write the first two X-Men movies. You know what fuck you David Hayter! I resent your skills! Those first two X-Men movies weren't AS good as they could've been but that is a diverse-ass life!

I mean, this could have been a fun article, I'm not against the principle but... eesh.

 

[LiK]

I'm just gonna be blunt and say a lot of the Waypoint writers are thirsty as fuck.

 

[soundscream]

Dan was right, Hitman looks damn good now that they added HDR support.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

I'm just gonna be blunt and say a lot of the Waypoint writers are thirsty as fuck.

for clicks, maybe

Patrick ain't about that life, LiK, and he will go out of his way to let you know that

 

[BearPawB]

for clicks, maybe

I really don't think they go, "how can we get clicks! Oh! Write an article about Daddies!"

I think someone makes a dumb joke and they have the freedom to write about it.


Patrick is a married man. He is the most thirsty

 

[LiK]

for clicks, maybe

Patrick ain't about that life, LiK, and he will go out of his way to let you know that

I exclude Patrick and Austin. They know better. I'm talking about the other writers.

 

[TraBuch]

Does Austin know better?

 

[SeriuzBiznus]

The name of the Yakuza endurance run series that Alex picked is,

Spoiler

Beast In The East

.

Credits to

Spoiler

Keyser Soze!

Must admit, I kinda hoped they'd like my suggestion of Yakruzin' for a Bruisin' but then again, I have always had an irrational love of terrible puns.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

I want my 10 hot mommies article from vice

Until that happens I wont take them seriously.

 

[BearPawB]

Must admit, I kinda hoped they'd like my suggestion of Yakruzin' for a Bruisin' but then again, I have always had an irrational love of terrible puns.

That is...real good.
I voted for beast in the east, but i think if I had heard this first I might have gone with it

 

[Mr. F]

I'm just gonna be blunt and say a lot of the Waypoint writers are thirsty as fuck.

tumblr is so funny

 

[mnz]

I exclude Patrick and Austin. They know better. I'm talking about the other writers.

I might have some bad news about Austin for you

 

[LiK]

Does Austin know better?

I might have some bad news about Austin for you

don't you dare.

 

[bigkrev]

I'm just gonna be blunt and say a lot of the Waypoint writers are thirsty as fuck.

People have always been thirsty as fuck. There was a time when people who wanted to fuck Sonic the Hedgehog were the scariest people on the internet. Then, the Alt Right/Neo Nazi movement happened, and the Sonic fans seem a lot less scary, so people are a bit more forward with their thirst online

 

[daveo42]

I'm just gonna be blunt and say a lot of the Waypoint writers are thirsty as fuck.

It's the culture at Vice.