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[Myggen]

What do we do now. Do we talk about Half Life 3 and whether Half Life 3 is confirmed or not

The Last Guardian is all we talk about here. Rumour has it that it will be shown at TGS?

Where did they mention the surprise stream for today?

Chris Watters mentioned that GB would be doing something "secret" during last night's GS stream. We just assumed it was a stream, but turns out they were recording something outside of the office.

Also, man I love the way over the top sounds your character makes in The Long Dark.

 

[Kelas]

Speaking of laura dern, i can't believe she was only 25/26 in jurassic park. As a child I would have guessed she was like 40 at least. Now at her (then) age, I'd still have guessed mid 30s or thereabouts.

 

[Volcynika]

Kinda odd he deleted that.

Probably since he used the wrong handle for Drew.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Speaking of laura dern, i can't believe she was only 25/26 in jurassic park. As a child I would have guessed she was like 40 at least. Now at her (then) age, I'd still have guessed mid 30s or thereabouts.

Sitting next to Sam Neill for a whole movie will do that to you

 

[Zabka]

What do we do now. Do we talk about Half Life 3 and whether Half Life 3 is confirmed or not

Please rank the Terminator movies from best to worst.

 

[Tucah]

Speaking of laura dern, i can't believe she was only 25/26 in jurassic park. As a child I would have guessed she was like 40 at least. Now at her (then) age, I'd still have guessed mid 30s or thereabouts.

Laura Dern can still get it though, she looked great in Enlightened.

 

[SteveWinwood]

oh my laura dern

what an amazing woman

 

[Zaph]

Oh my god. We've now had Danny and Cara in this thread. Shut up shop, we've hit our peak.

One day the stars will align, then the immigration gods and Les Moonves will smile upon Giant Bomb. Then all will be right in the world.

 

[PTibz]

What do we do now. Do we talk about Half Life 3 and whether Half Life 3 is confirmed or not

The cake is a lie. HA

 

[AcridMeat]

You're telling me I missed O'Dwyer in here? When was this?

Speaking of laura dern, i can't believe she was only 25/26 in jurassic park. As a child I would have guessed she was like 40 at least. Now at her (then) age, I'd still have guessed mid 30s or thereabouts.

She was 25?! Holy moly. I'm that age and I'd look like her son in Jurassic Park.

 

[Myggen]

Oh my god. We've now had Danny and Cara in this thread. Shut up shop, we've hit our peak.

One day the stars will align, then the immigration gods and Les Moonves will smile upon Giant Bomb. Then all will be right in the world.

Les Moonves gave all that money to the Big Bang Theory actors. Surely he can give something to GB too?

The cake is a lie. HA

Are you working on the next Octodad? Please say yes!

 

[Volotaire]

Hi!!!!!!! It is me, Cara Ellison, the Laura Dern and Hentai Hobo of video games. Please teach me about Neogaf. People tell me this is where the secrets happen.

Hi.

 

[Hot Coldman]

The cake is a lie. HA

come on man, we've progressed at least as far as arrow-in-the-knee jokes on here

 

[Carachan]

Which giant bomb person would you like to be your dad?

I like Jeff a lot. I think Jeff is pretty cool. It's like, I get this weird thing where I hope the figureheads of websites I work for a lot think I'm not a total loser, and now I am getting this thing where I hope Jeff thinks I'm funny or something after being on the E3 stuff. I spend a lot of time wishing Jim Rossignol would respond to my emails, and wishing Jeff would laugh at my jokes. They are like the father figures I desperately crave validation from but really probably don't need validation from (Did you know Jeff once RTd one of my tweets and my phone almost broke?). You know gaf I'm just like Laura Dern in Jurassic Park only they are the Jeff Goldblums. Laura Dern clearly doesn't need Jeff Goldblum and Jeff Goldblum probably doesn't care about Laura Dern but you know it'd be rad if they hugged and hung out or something

Have I just written fanfic

 

[Infinite Justice]

Oh my god. We've now had Danny and Cara in this thread. Shut up shop, we've hit our peak.
.

Wait what

 

[OdysseusVA]

What do we do now. Do we talk about Half Life 3 and whether Half Life 3 is confirmed or not

Mum?

 

[SteveWinwood]

cara will you friend me on steam

im a cool dude

 

[Zaph]

I like Jeff a lot. I think Jeff is pretty cool. It's like, I get this weird thing where I hope the figureheads of websites I work for a lot think I'm not a total loser, and now I am getting this thing where I hope Jeff thinks I'm funny or something after being on the E3 stuff. I spend a lot of time wishing Jim Rossignol would respond to my emails, and wishing Jeff would laugh at my jokes. They are like the father figures I desperately crave validation from but really probably don't need validation from (Did you know Jeff once RTd one of my tweets and my phone almost broke?). You know gaf I'm just like Laura Dern in Jurassic Park only they are the Jeff Goldblums. Laura Dern clearly doesn't need Jeff Goldblum and Jeff Goldblum probably doesn't care about Laura Dern but you know it'd be rad if they hugged and hung out or something

Have I just written fanfic

You're home.

 

[PTibz]

come on man, we've progressed at least as far as arrow-in-the-knee jokes on here

Fair enough. What even is this thread? Giant Bomb? Is that a website?

 

[DaBuddaDa]

Fair enough. What even is this thread? Giant Bomb? Is that a website?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG_8XHk5JDk

 

[Alo81]

I like Jeff a lot. I think Jeff is pretty cool. It's like, I get this weird thing where I hope the figureheads of websites I work for a lot think I'm not a total loser, and now I am getting this thing where I hope Jeff thinks I'm funny or something after being on the E3 stuff. I spend a lot of time wishing Jim Rossignol would respond to my emails, and wishing Jeff would laugh at my jokes. They are like the father figures I desperately crave validation from but really probably don't need validation from (Did you know Jeff once RTd one of my tweets and my phone almost broke?). You know gaf I'm just like Laura Dern in Jurassic Park only they are the Jeff Goldblums. Laura Dern clearly doesn't need Jeff Goldblum and Jeff Goldblum probably doesn't care about Laura Dern but you know it'd be rad if they hugged and hung out or something

Have I just written fanfic

And weekend Gaf comes early, brought to you by Cara Ellison!

 

[SuperSonic1305]

That's not how you pronounce toque ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Tucah]

I like Jeff a lot. I think Jeff is pretty cool. It's like, I get this weird thing where I hope the figureheads of websites I work for a lot think I'm not a total loser, and now I am getting this thing where I hope Jeff thinks I'm funny or something after being on the E3 stuff. I spend a lot of time wishing Jim Rossignol would respond to my emails, and wishing Jeff would laugh at my jokes. They are like the father figures I desperately crave validation from but really probably don't need validation from (Did you know Jeff once RTd one of my tweets and my phone almost broke?). You know gaf I'm just like Laura Dern in Jurassic Park only they are the Jeff Goldblums. Laura Dern clearly doesn't need Jeff Goldblum and Jeff Goldblum probably doesn't care about Laura Dern but you know it'd be rad if they hugged and hung out or something

Have I just written fanfic

Less than half a dozen posts and you're already jumping head on into the GB fanfic, there's something really respectable about that. You're going to do just fine here.

 

[Tan]

one of us
one of us

 

[Hot Coldman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG_8XHk5JDk

Every time I see this, I remember "throw dark" is a phrase and I just crack up laughing.

 

[Jimmyfenix]

Hi!!!!!!! It is me, Cara Ellison, the Laura Dern and Hentai Hobo of video games. Please teach me about Neogaf. People tell me this is where the secrets happen.

Yo

 

[Myggen]

I like Jeff a lot. I think Jeff is pretty cool. It's like, I get this weird thing where I hope the figureheads of websites I work for a lot think I'm not a total loser, and now I am getting this thing where I hope Jeff thinks I'm funny or something after being on the E3 stuff. I spend a lot of time wishing Jim Rossignol would respond to my emails, and wishing Jeff would laugh at my jokes. They are like the father figures I desperately crave validation from but really probably don't need validation from (Did you know Jeff once RTd one of my tweets and my phone almost broke?). You know gaf I'm just like Laura Dern in Jurassic Park only they are the Jeff Goldblums. Laura Dern clearly doesn't need Jeff Goldblum and Jeff Goldblum probably doesn't care about Laura Dern but you know it'd be rad if they hugged and hung out or something

Have I just written fanfic

Yes, and you're not the first to do so in this thread.

Welcome to GAF (and the GB thread), it's not as scary as people say!

 

[Lijik]

Every time I see this, I remember "throw dark" is a phrase and I just crack up laughing.

Ive unironically used "throw dark" a few times and its all because of this stupid website and its limb systems

Thanks Giant Bomb dot Com

 

[SlowRevolution]

it's taken me years but I finally put two and two together and realized that laura dern and bruce dern are related

 

[Tan]

Well great

 

[Anjin M]

Hi!!!!!!! It is me, Cara Ellison, the Laura Dern and Hentai Hobo of video games. Please teach me about Neogaf. People tell me this is where the secrets happen.

Yay! Cara is here, in the best thread on Gaf.

I feel weird that I got in before you did, though.

 

[kai3345]

tahko

 

[Keyser Soze]

I like Jeff a lot. I think Jeff is pretty cool. It's like, I get this weird thing where I hope the figureheads of websites I work for a lot think I'm not a total loser, and now I am getting this thing where I hope Jeff thinks I'm funny or something after being on the E3 stuff. I spend a lot of time wishing Jim Rossignol would respond to my emails, and wishing Jeff would laugh at my jokes. They are like the father figures I desperately crave validation from but really probably don't need validation from (Did you know Jeff once RTd one of my tweets and my phone almost broke?). You know gaf I'm just like Laura Dern in Jurassic Park only they are the Jeff Goldblums. Laura Dern clearly doesn't need Jeff Goldblum and Jeff Goldblum probably doesn't care about Laura Dern but you know it'd be rad if they hugged and hung out or something

Have I just written fanfic

What have I done?

I just wanted to play Kirby's Epic Yarn tonight, and be joyful, but that won't happen now. I want to watch Jurassic Park instead now, but that probably wont happen either. I will probably end up just watching Twister again - that's kinda like Kirby when you think about it.

 

[SteveWinwood]

i feel like laura and jeff (if theyre cool with me calling them that) would actually be really cool parents

like the ones that would let you get frosted cinnamon pop tarts and watch power rangers and shit

 

[Incandenza]

Cara I want you to know that I have pronounced "taco" like you ever since the E3 casts and it is so much more fun than saying it the "correct" way.

 

[Flandy]

Hi!!!!!!! It is me, Cara Ellison, the Laura Dern and Hentai Hobo of video games. Please teach me about Neogaf. People tell me this is where the secrets happen.

Welcome to gaf. Go into your settings and switch the forum to 100 Posts Per Page. It's better that way

 

[Myggen]

i feel like laura and jeff (if theyre cool with me calling them that) would actually be really cool parents

like the ones that would let you get frosted cinnamon pop tarts and watch power rangers and shit

It's not weekend yet, Steve!

I can't watch this Spookin' video. I don't get how people can play scary games when I can't even watch someone play them

 

[Volotaire]

Welcome to gaf. Go into your settings and switch the forum to 100 Posts Per Page. It's better that way

Wait WHAT!? You can do this?

 

[Alfredo]

Well great

Is this actually what that phrase means? I've been wondering that since...well, he first said it!

 

[Zaph]

Wait WHAT!? You can do this?

How...how have you been around for 3 years and not realised this? Next you're going to tell me you don't have the auto refresh addon installed.

 

[TraBuch]

I got scratched by a stray cat earlier, should I go to the doctor?

 

[Carachan]

I'd make a fantastic mum although I'd swear quite a lot at that Yoshi's Woolly World thing because jesus christ it is fucking lethally cute, just where the fuck do they get off making that thing so cute, it makes me very angry how cute it is.

Anyway yes I do like Danny O'D, I feel like I would take shelter in his house if I had to move to the states. And he would tell me stories of the Old Country and maybe we would write celtic ballads together and maybe talk about how white we are over whisky

 

[Hot Coldman]

OK, so apparently the "staaaaarreeeeeee" moment in the Akiba's Trip QL? That was them straight up translating "jiiiii" in the original script. Japanese has words that are essentially onomatopoeia for emotions and actions, I guess? And "jiiii" means "stare".

but these fucking localisers decided that meant an actual person had to say OUT LOUD "staaaaaaaaaaarreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" which is just... god damn it

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[BTA]

I've been away for a few days, but the other night my family had dinner at a totally reputable dining establishment and I laughed a little.

(hi Cara)

 

[Volotaire]

How...how have you been around for 3 years and not realised this. Next you're going to tell me you don't have the auto refresh addon installed.

And like that I can see 100!

Yeh I have that luckily. I don't know. Wow all these years.

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

Hi!!!!!!! It is me, Cara Ellison, the Laura Dern and Hentai Hobo of video games. Please teach me about Neogaf. People tell me this is where the secrets happen.

Haha. Yes, that pre-UPF stream definately left an impression on me. But on deeper thought, you're more of a Ryu of games journalism, really.

 

[diggler41]

What have I done?

I just wanted to play Kirby's Epic Yarn tonight, and be joyful, but that won't happen now. I want to watch Jurassic Park instead now, but that probably wont happen either. I will probably end up just watching Twister again - that's kinda like Kirby when you think about it.

Kirby? That has nothing at all in common with Twiste..... Wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxs924BWX80

 

[alr1ght]

success

 

[Zaph]

I'd make a fantastic mum although I'd swear quite a lot at that Yoshi's Woolly World thing because jesus christ it is fucking lethally cute, just where the fuck do they get off making that thing so cute, it makes me very angry how cute it is.

Anyway yes I do like Danny O'D, I feel like I would take shelter in his house if I had to move to the states. And he would tell me stories of the Old Country and maybe we would write celtic ballads together and maybe talk about how white we are over whisky

what is your stance on mario party and completely unrelated: what would a crowd fund goal be roughly to get you in the states for a game of mario party

 

[BTA]

OK, so apparently the "staaaaarreeeeeee" moment in the Akiba's Trip QL? That was them straight up translating "jiiiii" in the original script. Japanese has words that are essentially onomatopoeia for emotions and actions, I guess? And "jiiii" means "stare".

but these fucking localisers decided that meant an actual person had to say OUT LOUD "staaaaaaaaaaarreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" which is just... god damn it

Spoiler

this info brought to you by PersonaGAF

I heard about this earlier and yeah, that's a really weird decision. Especially since having seen XSEED people tweet about the game pre-release, they clearly put a lot of work into that localization (or at least the editing of it), so it's strange that something like that's in it.