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[Wunder]

"I'm not into amiibos." "I'll only buy the ones from the games that I like."

It's a dark path you're on.

someone needs to make a timeline of when Dan went from "fuck amiibos" to "i need every amiibo ever created"

 

[Death Metalist]

"I'm not into amiibos." "I'll only buy the ones from the games that I like."

It's a dark path you're on.

I guess you could say I'm going to be paying the dark price.

 

[Glitchesarecool]

sorry guys...its just so hard to watch fighting games

Try watching a good fighting game like Killer Instinct.

Also the Bayo amiibos are both instant buys. I will probably preorder them to be safe. Been waiting for them for a long time.

I guess you could say I'm going to be paying the dark price.

will you also start taking dark showers

 

[LurkerPrime]

What if they just... This Is The Run everything? I'd be OK with that.

I need moar. pls

 

[Hjod]

I don't need amibos, I have my shame boy.

I need them to finish Tender Love and Care, with Alex dancing through out.

 

[Backfoggen]

Tender Loving Care Part 2 needs to happen.

 

[Death Metalist]

I'm probably more than half way into Horizon: Zero Dawn now but it must be stated just how good of a job Guerrilla Games have done to this game. Like, it has an extremely well realized world filled with alot of depth and detail. I came in looking forward to knowing more about Aloy & the machines but actually after every experience with that game I come out fascinated mostly by the tribes, their way of life and how each tribe has different ways of living or treating the other tribes.

It's very interesting and well executed. At this point the whole machine ruling the world aspect of the story is just gravy to me. Also, I didn't even know

Spoiler

Lance Reddick

was in the game! that was a big surprise that made me happy, love that dude. I'll be finishing this soon and then jumping straight into Nier.

will you also start taking dark showers

It's only a matter of time.

 

[Mupod]

I won't buy Amiibos unless they start cranking out Monster Hunter ones in which case god help me.

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

That Big E tweet about him performing weddings got me half-excited until I took in the full context.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

There are a couple of amiibos that look neat but I wouldn't know what to do with them since I don't like clutter in my apartment. If I can't hang it on a wall, I don't want it standing around, collecting dust.

 

[Jintor]

oh no i fully agree with you

it's just

um

i can't justify this but i'm doing it anyway

 

[Antiwhippy]

Instead you should buy nendoroids and follow my dark path.

 

[Death Metalist]

Instead you should buy nendoroids and follow my dark path.

The darkest of paths.

 

[Mupod]

Instead you should buy nendoroids and follow my dark path.

they're so cute but that's too slippery a slope for me.

I bought that Samus figma years ago and said I was done with the figures thing.

 

[Antiwhippy]

The darkest of paths.

Preordered already.

 

[The Dear Leader]

The darkest of paths.

All the ones I'm interested in are sold out, do they ever reproduce them?

 

[KingKong]

What if they just... This Is The Run everything? I'd be OK with that.

I need moar. pls

This is The Run: Persona 5

 

[Meguro]

I own exactly one Nendo and ever since I bought it, the pull to buy more has been very strong.
It's a dangerous path.

 

[mintyice]

Are those the things dudes jerk off onto?

 

[Antiwhippy]

All the ones I'm interested in are sold out, do they ever reproduce them?

Rarely. There are reprints though.

 

[Death Metalist]

Quick Look: Drawn to Death

The only thing I never, ever want to see or hear from again is Internet Dan. Everything else is fine.

 

[Death Metalist]

This fucking QL opening.

 

[Catvoca]

Giant Bomb 29 OT| Dr. Pwnedurass is writing you a prescription for GIT GUD


This is the best quicklook in a while

 

[Incandenza]

The internet humor is so out-of-place. That game shouldn't acknowledge the existence of anything after 1995. I don't think the metalhead-burnout-notebook-scribbler aesthetic actually applies to modern teens.

Vinny: "Isn't this wrestling?"
I cackled.

 

[Curufinwe]

Quick Look: Drawn to Death

I was worried they wouldn't be able to QL this due to NAT issues.

 

[Robaperas]

It's only natural that Darkestprince420 won that match.

 

[Karspankey]

I was worried they wouldn't be able to QL this due to NAT issues.

Only the West office has that issue.

 

[HamPster PamPster]

That Playerunknown Battlegrounds finally seems like an early access survival/battle royale game that I would actually play. Seems pretty fast to get in and get to the good, tense moments that are the best parts of the genre with the minimum of bullshit.

The recent flood of battlegrounds streams and talk is making me want to pick up the Division's survival expansion which is probably the closest I'll come to the experience on consoles. I remember Austin really liking it on waypoint.

 

[MassiveNights]

Dan seems pretty angry.

 

[KingKong]

Dan sounds like he's protesting a bit too much on this quick look

 

[Karspankey]

Dan seems pretty angry.

I think that he is sort of let down by Jaffe and his team in a way. I think he is over-reacting a bit, but he seems to have his own reasons.

 

[daveo42]

Man...Dan is really laying on his hate for this game fucking thick.

Edit: Oh god that announcer monologue about concrete t-rex boners.

 

[Strax]

That Playerunknown Battlegrounds finally seems like an early access survival/battle royale game that I would actually play. Seems pretty fast to get in and get to the good, tense moments that are the best parts of the genre with the minimum of bullshit.

I wish I had a decent PC. It's the THE game right now and when (and if) it comes to PS4 my interest will be so much lower.

 

[Antiwhippy]

I need internet Dan to come out in titr.

 

[StoveOven]

Dan's just testing out his Worst Game argument

 

[MassiveNights]

All the dick, fart, shit jokes that Dan likes are just as lame as Drawn To Death, maybe this is just Dan becoming self aware.

 

[derFeef]

PUBG is legit. Came in second yesterday and I almost won, but I stayed too long in the blue zone while I was targeting the last guy - I forgot to watch my health and then suddenly died.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

All the dick, fart, shit jokes that Dan likes are just as lame as Drawn To Death, maybe this is just Dan becoming self aware.

there is a fine line between macgruber and drawn to death

 

[Tubobutts]

Are those the things dudes jerk off onto?

Be the thing jerk-offer onto you want to see.

 

[Death Metalist]

Isn't that Stone Cold Steve Austin?

I died. Amazing QL.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Giantbomb |OT| The fine line between MacGruber and Drawn to Death

 

[Death Metalist]

All the dick, fart, shit jokes that Dan likes are just as lame as Drawn To Death, maybe this is just Dan becoming self aware.

From what I'm seeing is that Drawn To Death is just trying too hard. Like reaaalllyyy hard and shoving it all over your face over and over again, it looks annoying as hell.

 

[Hindl]

The worst part about Drawn to Death is that the artstyle and concept is kinda cool. But then the humor is just trash

 

[Telfo]

Dan winning that contest is crazy. Seems like just yesterday Dan was a single dude giving out absolutely awful advice(at least a lot of it) on Danswers

 

[Piston Hyundai]

The worst part about Drawn to Death is that the artstyle and concept is kinda cool. But then the humor is just trash

yeah, the idea of a hand-drawn 3D game is cool, it's just the "everything else" part

 

[Strax]

From what I'm seeing is that Drawn To Death is just trying too hard. Like reaaalllyyy hard and shoving it all over your face over and over again, it looks annoying as hell.

Trying too hard is phrase I'll never understand. People just use it about things they dislike, mostly humor related.

 

[Glitchesarecool]

I mean the game looks like it plays terribly anyway, all the awful "edge" aside.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Trying too hard is phrase I'll never understand. People just use it about things they dislike, mostly humor related.

A lot about art is about restraint really.

We make fun of it but really, it's about the notes you don't play.

 

[Death Metalist]

Trying too hard is phrase I'll never understand. People just use it about things they dislike, mostly humor related.

Let me put it this way, it's like they're throwing all the jokes they're coming up with and seeing what sticks or not but in the end they decided to put'em all in.

 

[Archaix]

Drawn to Death continues to look and sound like the sort of game that David Jaffe would have loved when he was 13. Or 45.