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[daveo42]

That's some real bad voice acting

His reading/singing/non-conversational voices all sound the same. Him reading stuff from the TLC playdate sounds exactly like this, which is super similar to his singing voice. It's really weird.

 

[Mr. F]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E8MRSN6BWQ&t=3m00s

Everything about this cast oofa doofa

 

[whalleywhat]

I'm with Dan Ryckert. This whole "What if I were a jaw-dropping ignoramus with the tastes of a sugar-addled 13-year-old" schtick is extremely one note. You get the joke within 5 minutes, and yet it keeps going and going, with absolutely nothing else to contribute.

 

[Giganteus]

I'm with Dan Ryckert. This whole "What if I were a jaw-dropping ignoramus with the tastes of a sugar-addled 13-year-old" schtick is extremely one note. You get the joke within 5 minutes, and yet it keeps going and going, with absolutely nothing else to contribute.

..Wait, are we talking about Drawn to Death?

 

[Empty Space]

..Wait, are we talking about Drawn to Death?

I thought he was talking about Dan. I'm confused.

 

[VeryGooster]

Drawn to Death looks like what writers for all those CBS procedurals think video games are.

 

[Meneses]

Just lost a decent chunk of progress due to some bullshit status effect in P5 and fuuuu-uuu-uuuck that.

 

[funkystudent]

TBT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9fPVymgCU8

Thats some good podcast.


Jeff is so damn animated. You can tell this was the peak energy drink days

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

Just lost a decent chunk of progress due to some bullshit status effect in P5 and fuuuu-uuu-uuuck that.

Yeahhhh suck my diiiiick! I keeel your faaaaace! Mega-tyrannosaurus shark boner! Git gud scrublord!

 

[Mr. F]

TBT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9fPVymgCU8

Man, this energy

 

[Meneses]

Yeahhhh suck my diiiiick! I keeel your faaaaace! Mega-tyrannosaurus shark boner! Git gud scrublord!

If a Drawn to Death gif had come up at the game over screen i'm pretty sure I would have uninstalled Persona 5 immediately (i am absolutely loving the game, btw. Or should I say

Spoiler

btdubs

)

Thankfully, I merely turned the game off and complained online instead. Gonna go back to Nier for a bit to wash away that sour taste.

 

[mintyice]

Are we going down the dark road of comparing old GB content to new GB content?

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

If a Drawn to Death gif had come up at the game over screen i'm pretty sure I would have uninstalled Persona 5 immediately (i am absolutely loving the game, btw. Or should I say

Spoiler

btdubs

)

Thankfully, I merely turned the game off and complained online instead. Gonna go back to Nier for a bit to wash away that sour taste.

Or if the drawn to death narrator was your combat support narrator. "You totally pwnd that wankstain, Senpai!" "All out attacks give me a rock hard Mara-boner!"

 

[robotrock]

Drawn to Death looks good

 

[Death Metalist]

Chef is a fantastic film for those that haven't seen it.

Spoiler

I'll only play the game if they add in Internet Dan.

 

[Salarians]

do female sharks have huge boobs and thongs in real life 🤔

 

[robotrock]

Chef is a fantastic film for those that haven't seen it.

that grilled cheese scene...perfect

 

[Tagyhag]

Chef is a fantastic film for those that haven't seen it.

Spoiler

I'll only play the game if there was an Internet Dan voice pack.

To be fair, that's pretty fucked up lol.

"Lol look, your game sucks"

 

[Death Metalist]

Dan was totally being fair in the QL though so, yeah.

 

[daveo42]

Chef is a fantastic film for those that haven't seen it.

Spoiler

I'll only play the game if they add in Internet Dan.

It's a horrible movie to watch on a diet because everything in it is so tasty looking. It's also one of the more upbeat, fun movies to come out in the past few years.

do female sharks have huge boobs and thongs in real life 🤔

I haven't seen a shark in the wild, nor watched shark week in several years, so probably.

 

[Death Metalist]

that grilled cheese scene...perfect

Fuck yesssss. This movie is the equivalent of bring wrapped up in a warm blanket on a cold night and stuffing your face in good warm food.

 

[Tagyhag]

Dan was totally being fair in the QL though so, yeah.

He was, but it's just funny that that user was either a Giant Bomb fan who wanted to shit on Jaffe or a Jaffe fan who wanted him to ridicule Dan.

Then again, Twitter is full of assholes so...Yeah.

 

[Zaph]

lol of course he posts the scene when the main character becomes unhinged and needs to go find himself.

and of course it's from the most middle-aged, wish-fulfilment fantasy film you could ever watch.

 

[Death Metalist]

 

[OdysseusVA]

Chef is a fantastic film for those that haven't seen it.

Spoiler

I'll only play the game if they add in Internet Dan.

They didn't get to him

 

[mhanna49]

Internet Dan in that video just sounds like a South Park character.

 

[Mr. F]

From the comments on the site;

The way Dan feels about this game is how I feel when Dan acts like a heel.

Super, super apt.

 

[OdysseusVA]

Now I want a grilled cheese

 

[close to the edge]

Yeahhhh suck my diiiiick! I keeel your faaaaace! Mega-tyrannosaurus shark boner! Git gud scrublord!

Oh no, it's Internet Dan!

 

[Xeteh]

I think Dan doesn't like the game, hard to tell from the quicklook.

 

[oti]

Oh no, it's Internet Dan!

https://youtu.be/T2mLb2I1hlE?t=46s

 

[Ashby]

We are most repelled by that which is most like us.

 

[OdysseusVA]

I hope Dan plays more Drawn to Death

 

[oti]

Oh wow he really does sound like a parody South Park character.

 

[ArjanN]

We are most repelled by that which is most like us.

I mean it's pretty obvious it's getting on Dan's nerves more because this would be in his wheelhouse if it was executed better.

Also Internet Dan soundboard when.

 

[Master_Funk]

Lol I find it hard to believe that 13 year old
Dan wouldn't at least be into some parts of the humor in this game.

 

[AuthenticM]

Oh wow he really does sound like a parody South Park character.

I believe his voice in the "internet dan" video was slightly modified to make it sound more high-pitched.

 

[oti]

I believe his voice in the "internet dan" video was slightly modified to make it sound more high-pitched.

I'm watching the Drawn to Death QL.

 

[AuthenticM]

I'm watching the Drawn to Death QL.

ah

 

[Lord_Nergal]

Hot Take: Chef was not good.

 

[Death Metalist]

Hot Take: Chef was not good.

More like burnt take.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

The fact that Drawn to Death is so stupid that even Dan, the man who just won a Taco Bell Las Vegas wedding contest, is standing up and going, "Now hold on, gentlemen. This is sophomoric and vulgar." is astounding.

 

[daveo42]

Hot Take: Chef was not good.

What's your beef (pork) with Chef?

 

[mintyice]

I don't think the idea that Dan doesn't like this particular dumb shit is incongruous with the notion of Dan enjoying other dumb shit.

 

[The Dear Leader]

Dan during the Drawn to Death QL lol, I mean you can say anything in the Internet Dan voice and it sounds lame, and it's also pretty funny how he unironically made fun of the FuUuUuUck Youuu! middle finger thing. The humor is definitely more of a generational thing, he said he would never have found that stuff funny when he was 13 but I have family members of that age and they definitely find dumb shit like that funny.

 

[Plesiades]

DarkestPrince420 wins.

Of course.

 

[funkystudent]

https://www.giantbomb.com/videos/giant-bomb-mailbag-summer-hoodie-edition/2300-11981/

MAILBAG!


Also dude next door is playing his stereo way too damn loud but Africa from Toto just came on and now I am not mad anymore.


Edit.

Take on Me playing now.


Geez. He normally just blasts shitty generic techno dance stuff

 

[Hot Coldman]

isn't there meant to be a new This Is The Run every day?

 

[kiguel182]

I lose it when Dan becomes Internet Dan. It's the best.

Although I think he is being naïve if he doesn't think kids would eat this game up. Kids like a lot of stupid stuff. I mean, a lot of internet humor is terrible.

 

[mintyice]

isn't there meant to be a new This Is The Run every day?

Don't be so entitled, gosh!