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[funkystudent]

Giant Bomb OT 29 Welcome to the Penis Farm

 

[daveo42]

Giant Bomb #29 | Welcome to the penis farm

 

[EnlightenedMint]

Yeah that's a perfect title lol

 

[Strax]

Giant Bomb the 29th |OT| Welcome to the Penis Farm

 

[TraBuch]

Welcome to the penis farm joke here.

 

[Incandenza]

i won

 

[Zaph]

Someone PM a mod and get this fixed

We're still early in the thread, we should get a title mulligan

 

[Death Metalist]

Spoiler

.

 

[daveo42]

I debated on whether to spoil tag it cause it's the absolute best part of this playdate.

 

[Strax]

i won

Did it wrongly tho.

 

[oti]

Couldn't find my copy of Uncharted 4 so instead I played Furi, Ori and Ryse. Random, I know.

Furi is cool. Challenging but not unfair. I'm at the second boss now. Will continue playing it for sure.

Ori, I don't know. It looks great but I agree with the majority of the crew that the music so far isn't that great. And I do like that style of music in general. The game itself is also kinda underwhelming. Don't know if I will play it again. I hate the save system. Such an arbitrary way to add challenge. And the controls are a bit too floaty for me.

Ryse is kinda OK. Super shallow for sure and I hate that this beautiful scenario and world is used for this kind of super mindless game. But the presentation is top notch and the German VA is great. I don't know about this one tbh. It would be a mindless game to play through, which after Zelda could be neat but... I could be playing better games instead.

 

[mintyice]

FMVinny is the best content

Spoiler

 

[slightconfuse]

Persona 5 sounds like classic atlas which makes me more interested in it.

Sounds like the crew doesn't have much experience with the megaten series

 

[Twin Tails]

Spoiler

 

[NumberThree]

I need to resist the urge to watch these Tender Loving Care videos since I'm planning to play the game myself. Seems great.

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

It's not quite Contradiction-level, but this has been a fantastic GBE Playdate game.

 

[Zaph]

Detective Dan

 

[Twin Tails]

It's not quite Contradiction-level, but this has been a fantastic GBE Playdate game.

It is almost Contradiction but not close to Phantasmagoria 2.

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

It is almost Contradiction but not close to Phantasmagoria 2.

Hmm, I'd put this over Phantasmagoria 2 so far. Less over-the-top, but more of a game.

Nothing beats the original Dave/Vinny Phantasmagoria playthrough though.

 

[Death Metalist]

The War of the Roses is a fun ass film.

 

[Lord_Nergal]

COLLUSION

 

[daveo42]

InternetDan is the new NuDan.

 

[Twin Tails]

This game.

Hmm, I'd put this over Phantasmagoria 2 so far. Less over-the-top, but more of a game.

Nothing beats the original Dave/Vinny Phantasmagoria playthrough though.

This seems to have almost no game, just interactions.
That last puzzle in P2 is the ultimate game.

 

[EnlightenedMint]

Holy shit this voice actor

 

[Twin Tails]

ahaha

Spoiler

 

[Zaph]

 

[Cozmogramma]

"Pull my finger."

 

[robotrock]

this video player looks different

edit: wow its youtube my bad

 

[funkystudent]

Does this game have a story or does stuff just kinda happen?

 

[strafer]

Peanut Butter is disgusting.

 

[Death Metalist]

 

[brainzelda]

Ori, I don't know. It looks great but I agree with the majority of the crew that the music so far isn't that great. And I do like that style of music in general. The game itself is also kinda underwhelming. Don't know if I will play it again. I hate the save system. Such an arbitrary way to add challenge. And the controls are a bit too floaty for me.

I would at least get through the 1st dungeon. That's when they introduce mechanics that will dominate the remainder of the game. If you still don't like it, then drop it.

 

[Curufinwe]

Peanut Butter is disgusting.

It's looks like diarrhea in a jar.

 

[daveo42]

Peanut Butter is disgusting.

It's looks like diarrhea in a jar.

Peanut butter is amazing.

 

[BearPawB]

Won my first round in Battlegrounds earlier.

It's got korean-eurojank for days. But there is nothing quite as tense as that game in the last few minutes

 

[Ketch]

SHUT UP!

 

[Twin Tails]

 

[avengers23]

TFW penis farm Fridays.

 

[funkystudent]

Are all these questions actually reflected back in the game?

Or was this all just a prank of John Hurt to make him say dumb shit?

 

[mhanna49]

Giant Bomb OT 29 | Tender Loving Care From Great Uncle Dick

 

[TraBuch]

Giant Bomb OT 29 | Tender Loving Care From Great Uncle Dick

At The Penis Farm

 

[Twin Tails]

Spoiler

this video player looks different

edit: wow its youtube my bad

They have changed it. It looks like YouTube.

 

[Zaph]

Vinny 'Hardly Ever' Caravella

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

How do you even answer that.
"I have hardly ever fantasized about fucking animals."
-True
-False

 

[Twin Tails]

Oh shit

 

[OverBlood 3]

What the hell am I watching!

 

[Death Metalist]

This is my kind of art

 

[Twin Tails]

What the hell am I watching!

Hugging the shame boy.

 

[Zaph]

are you an alien?

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

I should start meditating.