Vinny talking about poorly fitting cleats as a HS football player on Blue Bombin reminds me of something.
When I played HS football, we had to do conditioning drills that were longer/more intense based on how many points we lost by. Our team was trash, so one game we lost like 54-7 or something. So that day, I knew practice was going to end with conditioning, so I borrowed someone else's cleats (they were like 5 sizes too small) so that I would purposely get pretty bad heel blisters that I could show the coach. So while everyone else was doing non-stop windsprints for like 2 hours, I got to sit on the side and do sit-ups/crunches/stretches.
Best con I ever pulled.