One step closer to the day when Dan will inadvertently admit to having commit a serious crime.
"Did I ever tell you guys about that time I accidentally killed my cat by sticking him in the microwave? Yeah, I saw it in a movie once. I wasn't really sure if it would really kill a cat because it's not like there's fire in there or anything, it's just gamma rays and gamma rays give people weird powers, so I tried it, and yeah, it killed him. It's all right though, because I ate the meat afterwards and I've always heard that it's okay to kill animals as long as you do it for food. It tasted a lot like human. What? I've told you guys about that time I ate somebody. I didn't? Okay, so this one time, me and my buddy were wrestling and I tried to do a piledriver on him but I accidentally broke his neck and he died instantly and I didn't know what to do, but then I remembered that humans are basically like meat, right? And humans are basically animals, right? So I ate him and then the cops found out and when they showed up at my door, I just told them I did it for food and I was really hungry and they were fine with it and left.
You guys wanna play some Mario Party?"