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[OdysseusVA]

we're onto buttplug talk now are we

it is the weekend

 

[daveo42]

show us your amazon purchase history

Nah you don't need that much for a grip.

That's a tight butthole.

 

[imBask]

speaking of sex toys and amazon, i once left my amazon logged in at a friends house and the following day had nearly 1,000 sex toys in my wishlist

my emails were ruined

that's so good. Modern day pranks are fun

When people used to leave their computers open at school, we would invert the screen upside down, invert the colors and reduce the mouse pointer speed to minimum :')

 

[Blitzrules240]

Alcoholic Mountain Dew brehs.

 

[peaceland]

Alcoholic Mountain Dew brehs.

Gross

 

[Mechazawa]

Whatever happens, the theme song will be the best video game theme song of the year.

This song sounds like instead of Nintendo getting the type of vocalist that specializes in this kind of music, they got an anime voice actor to sing it.

 

[Karspankey]

that's so good. Modern day pranks are fun

When people used to leave their computers open at school, we would invert the screen upside down, invert the colors and reduce the mouse pointer speed to minimum :')

That's a little more creative than my school! I had some dude play man on man hardcore sex videos on my elderly teachers computer during class. They tried to confiscate the HDD (don't fuggin ask me) and ended up totaling her PC

Alcoholic Mountain Dew brehs.

That's probably a-ok! Speaking of alcohol, what is the worst stuff you guys ever had? Doesn't have to be about taste or anything like that. For me, it would be Spirytus Rektyfikowany 95%

It was like a loaf of bread was forming in my mouth. And mind you, they recommend a couple of times to dilute it. I did no such thing because I was told it was normal ass vodka

 

[Twin Tails]

 

[Antiwhippy]

This song sounds like instead of Nintendo getting the type of vocalist that specializes in this kind of music, they got an anime voice actor to sing it.

Did they get the lead singer from hoobastank too?

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Alcoholic Mountain Dew brehs.

their root beer wasn't good to begin with

Spoiler

but god damn it I'll probably end up having one of these

 

[nckillthegrimace]

Did they get the lead singer from hoobastank too?

His voice gets that high when he's plugging.

 

[Blitzrules240]

Gross

Doesn't even taste like beer.

Refreshing Citrus brew.

 

[OdysseusVA]

Alcoholic Mountain Dew brehs.

I'll at least try it

their root beer wasn't good to begin with

Spoiler

but god damn it I'll probably end up having one of these

Coney Island Hard Root Beer is far better

 

[Antiwhippy]

His voice gets that high when he's plugging.

Always be plugging.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Coney Island Hard Root Beer is far better

if you want a beer that tastes good just get a hard cider

 

[OdysseusVA]

if you want a beer that tastes good just get a hard cider

Those are good too!

 

[Xeteh]

Who greenlighted the idea that Dan should play a bad Mario game? I thought this website had standards!

 

[justjim89]

Alcoholic Mountain Dew brehs.

Not the biggest Not Your Father's fan, but I will definitely try that.

 

[hamchan]

I had a dream that they were gonna have a premium series of Mario Sunshine but then I woke up.

 

[Dangansona]

Please don't talk about butt plugs. I'm emotionally scarred from having to get examined by the doctor this week.

 

[Wunder]

Please don't talk about butt plugs. I'm emotionally scarred from having to get examined by the doctor this week.

did they touch your butt

 

[Salarians]

Please don't talk about butt plugs.

 

[Karspankey]

Please don't talk about butt plugs. I'm emotionally scarred from having to get examined by the doctor this week.

what do you mean, you should be ripe for a purchase now

 

[Antiwhippy]

How far in?

 

[Tubobutts]

New series: Butt PUBG

 

[Death Metalist]

WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER.

It is in fact, MGSV. The hint was a song called "The Mother We Share" by CHVRCHES

The mother we share referring to The Boss (to get the Metal Gear idea) and CHVRCHES to get MGSV

I think it was a good hint

I spent 200+ hours on that game. It was real good. My favorite thing to do was sniping poor fools from a distance while playing the instrumental version of Love Deterrence.

 

[Antiwhippy]

New series: Butt PUBG

That's just murder island.

 

[Tubobutts]

That's just murder island.

That's a good point we only ever see their top halves.

 

[Death Metalist]

I don't know why but that reminded me of this.

 

[Dangansona]

did they touch your butt

How far in?

First he looked. I was awfully embarrassed by that but I managed. Then he decided to breach. I was struggling with it but it wasn't too bad. After he was finished I sat up and he was probably about done when I said it felt like something was inside.

Then he went deep. Real deep.

It took a day from me to recover from most of the trauma.

Edit: The diagnosis was I probably just had a scratch in there....

 

[OdysseusVA]

I ate one too many spicy meatballs and now my insides want out

 

[imBask]

Please don't talk about butt plugs.

look all they have to do is give us the House Party Endurance Run we all want and we'll stop

 

[Blitzrules240]

Let's move on to strap on's

 

[BreezyLimbo]

What the fuck

 

[Dangansona]

Let's just say I've seen the OT title for the last few days and grimaced.

 

[nckillthegrimace]

Let's just say I've seen the OT title for the last few days and grimaced.

you turned purple and became a fuzzy triangle?

 

[Blitzrules240]

you turned purple and became a fuzzy triangle?

😂

 

[Joeku]

Dang, I've gotten #6 in PUBG with at least two kills three times now. Those last 45 seconds? That moment a in pretty much open field with like a single tree or rock for cover? That one's a real fucker.

I did leave a first aid kit on the ground against the back wall of a closet and crouched on some boxes on the side with a shotgun and murdered someone good, though. So that was cool.

 

[Blitzrules240]

Where's my Beastcast confirmation...

Vinny pls.

 

[Fireblend]

Where's my Beastcast confirmation...

Vinny pls.

I think Alex said on Twitter they talked about Fire Pro Wrestling on this week's podcast?

 

[Strax]

I fell down some YouTube hole in my search about butt plugs.
Now I'll never get some sleep.

 

[kadotsu]

I fell down some YouTube hole in my search about butt plugs.
Now I'll never get some sleep.

Take it out. Makes falling asleep easier.

 

[Salarians]

 

[justjim89]

A great moment I've never seen discussed. Skip to 33:54. Ryan Davis reads "The Lusty Argonian Maid."

 

[Plexirvones]

 

[EvilChameleon]

Just got Watch Dogs 2. Any Giant Bomb landmarks viewable in this game?

 

[Gozer the Gozerian]

A great moment I've never seen discussed. Skip to 33:54. Ryan Davis reads "The Lusty Argonian Maid."

That whole stream was great, Dave and his Morrowind nude mods. Was actually just watching him and Vinny play Daggerfall.

 

[OdysseusVA]

Is he listening to the GOTY podcast where a map creator placed at number 1?

 

[stump sock]

Alcoholic Mountain Dew brehs.

...

I'd try that I guess

 

[BreezyLimbo]

...

I'd try that I guess

It has that shitty beer after taste tho, if its anything like the root beer variant