Giant Bomb Thread #4: A thread of perceived slights

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frostyxc said:
After a good six hours of enriching your mind with high-quality daytime drama, it’s time to tear into step three. This step involves you taking stock of your life choices by categorizing your Betamax collection by SMELL. Peach pits go on the left end, oaky barrel-aged cassettes go in the center, and ones that smell like that time Mark Dacascos fell into your shelving, bringing it all crashing down into a bizarre anecdote… they go to the right. “What about that one Betamax that smells like a wasted life, full of lost potential and emotionally crushing solitude?” you may, or may not, ask. Throw that one out.
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Oooo I found some gaming gold when going through my old stuff today. X-Wing Collectors Edition and Blade Runner.....yiss!!!
 
Am I the only one who thinks the panels are fucking lame? They TRY to be funny instead of just being naturally funny like they always are.
 
Oh man, the crowd are so rude. I really felt bad for Alex. When Vinny Asked about the junior class and asked for a shout, Alex said it was more like a meek, someone actually yelled shut up.
Fuck GB community, not everyone, but the bitchy whiners. If you don't like one of the members, at least respect him as human being you pricks.
 
Jeff has a Pheed now.

Guess he's had it for a week or so now.

He does say they got Bioshock a lot later than other publications, so he only had one day to play it before leaving for PAX, you guys.

Vinny's out this week. :(
 
faridmon said:
Oh man, the crowd are so rude. I really felt bad for Alex. When Vinny Asked about the junior class and asked for a shout, Alex said it was more like a meek, someone actually yelled shut up.
Fuck GB community, not everyone, but the bitchy whiners. If you don't like one of the members, at least respect him as human being you pricks.
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To paraphrase Chairman Mao: "Communities is poison".

Seriously. TNTs are more fun when the community is not involved (see the SNES TNT, Dead Island, Fortune Street vids. For those that listen to Retronauts, remember Retronauts Live? It was god awful, filled with people who were starstruck and could barely speak, asked stupid questions, tried (and failed) to be funny, and one guy who put his daughter on the phone so she could attempt to talk about Sonic (and Sonic has always sucked and Sonic fans are creep-os anyways... wait, don't get sidetrack on that!). Any discussion about mild or constructive criticism is always drowned out by idiots. Remember the Chrono Trigger Endurance Run thread where we all had the simple criticism that Ryan and Patrick slow down and READ the text so they knew where to go and what to do? NOPE. Let's focus all attention on the jackass that said they were "raping" his childhood.

In summation, be like Jeff and be jaded at everything...

But don't be a freak and ruin a steak by putting ketchup on it.
 
"You fucked up your arm, not your leg."

"Write shorter headlines, Alex."

"Write less typos, Patrick."

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNN SON! Snapping!
 
Typographenia said:
You... you have to play that game completely through. Stream or record it too. Please, I need this.
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I would if I could, but I currently only have a Macbook Air.....maybe if I could get Windows 7 on this thing.

justjim89 said:
Giant Bomb confession time: The first time I saw Dave Snider, I thought Alex Navarro had gained weight and got the two confused.
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Hardcore-Dave will be visiting you tonight while you sleep.
 
Just wanted to give credit and appreciation to Patrick's synopsis of Monster Hunter. Dude is really articulate and just well spoken. Basically the total opposite of say Mark McD and the 8-4 crew when describing what MoHun is

respect
 
Holy shit, the breastmilk thing came out of nowhere. A man brought breastmilk to PAX and gave it to Ryan Davis to drink in the middle of the panel. I knew it was coming and it still blows my mind. Ryan is fucking upset.
 
justjim89 said:
What kind of jackanape doesn't know every last god damn word to Danny Boy?
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Oh Artie boy, the bugs, the bugs are buzzing
There's gnats and ants mosquitos on the fly
And there'll be bugs for breakfast lunch and dinner
In that great chameleon banquet in the sky.

Have I done it right?
 
I feel bad for Ryan... He legitimately looked concerned about the direction his life just took.
 
Y'know, Giant Bomb's all about eating/drinking weird stuff. There were the energy drink taste tests, all the food they get in mailbags, the Swedish candy, that gross can of fish, having audience members eat cup ramen + energy drink...and now breast milk! Where will they go from here!?
 
Patrick = GB's premier PAX East content provider.

funkystudent will again have something to say about Ryan's contribution (or lack thereof) to GB's overall output.


Can someone give me a timestamp for when they talk about MonHun in the panel video? My pos laptop can't handle the whole video, I just want to look at that part for now.
 
Haunted said:
Patrick = GB PAX East premier content provider.

funkystudent will again have something to say about Ryan's contribution (or lack thereof) to GB's overall output.


Can someone give me a timestamp for when they talk about MonHun in the panel video? My pos laptop can't handle the whole video, I just want to look at that part for now.
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Can't help with when but the important thing is that Vinny is now playing it as well and Drew bought a 3DS just to play it.
 
Xater said:
Can't help with when but the important thing is that Vinny is now playing it as well and Drew bought a 3DS just to play it.
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Now I just want to see it even more! :p

And people were doubting that Patrick was a good influence on GB. MonHun's victory march continues.
 
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