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[Fantastapotamus]

Here it is.

This thread has most of their AudioNetwork stuff catalogued.

Having this music in the background while digging through some of the more....insane news of today really put me in weird mood.

 

[Houndi101]

Youtube recommended video titles that "spoil" shit are a bane of my existence

 

[daydream]

any week with a demo derby is a good week

 

[Tubobutts]

Any week without a GBEast Unplugged is a bad week.

 

[Myggen]

Edit: I have become myggen.

Embrace it my friend.

edit: More like FEEL THE DROUGHT, amirite?

 

[TheMrPliskin]

any week with a demo derby is a good week

Then I look forward to my next good week 5 months from now.

 

[Twin Tails]

Any week without a blight club is a bad week.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Any week without a blight club is a bad week.

Man, it must have been a hard life.

 

[demidar]

Time to go live out the rest of my artificially short days in Alaksa.

 

[oti]

Quantum Break doesn't sound too hot.

 

[Houndi101]

Remedy peaked at Max Payne

Spoiler

1

 

[Antiwhippy]

I liked 2 better.

 

[Houndi101]

I liked 2 better.

sort of me too but sometimes the bullet time felt too OP in 2

 

[repeater]

So now we've got to make a picture of Dan as a humanimal for the next OT, don't we?

 

[Antiwhippy]

sort of me too but sometimes the bullet time felt too OP in 2

Yeah.

YEAH.

It's a blood opera, I want to be badass.

 

[NumberThree]

The reload animation in Max Payne 2 during bullet time is so good.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

I like all of Remedy's games, except Max Payne 2 which I love.
I will buy QB simply because I like Remedy's style (and because I still think Time Manipulation is rad) though I don't expect to like it as much as I did with other Remedy games.
Their games always had a weird "otherworldly" feel to them. The weird Valkyr stuff in MP1, the dreamsequences and the funhouse level in MP2, all of Alan Wake. It always feels like it could take place in reality but something is just slightly off (I'm talking about the general world in AW, not the monster stuff if that makes any sense).
But QB is just "Time powers are real and future and shit!"

 

[BreezyLimbo]

I never liked Max Payne, it was way too edgy

 

[Tubobutts]

I liked Max Payne 2 which is also the only Max Payne I've played. I enjoyed the part where you jump and dive in slow motion.

 

[TheMrPliskin]

I never liked Max Payne, it was way too edgy

This is more weird than when you called Superhot edgy.

 

[NumberThree]

I never liked Max Payne, it was way too edgy

Is this some new personal meme or something

 

[Fantastapotamus]

I enjoyed the part where you jump and dive in slow motion.

I don't remember that part

 

[Xater]

I never liked Max Payne, it was way too edgy

What?

 

[Antiwhippy]

I like the part where you have to go through a blood tightrope maze.

Spoiler

No I don't.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

I just found Maxy Payne to be a serious that takes itself seriously. I can't enjoy that in a video game.

 

[NumberThree]

I just found Maxy Payne to be a serious that takes itself seriously. I can't enjoy that in a video game.

You're right.

edit: Fixed. Fuck images that show up on image search but can't be hotlinked.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

You're right.

is that a picture for ants

 

[Antiwhippy]

It takes itself seriously in the way hardboiled takes itself seriously.

 

[Bacon]

I just found Maxy Payne to be a serious that takes itself seriously. I can't enjoy that in a video game.

Have you ever actually played a video game or do you only complain about them

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Have you ever actually played a video game or do you only complain about them

I just got done playing some HotS matches

Also obligatory:

 

[Jintor]

I tried to go back and play max payne cos i own it on the steams and it just crashes forever

 

[TheMrPliskin]

I just found Maxy Payne to be a serious that takes itself seriously. I can't enjoy that in a video game.

I don't think you played Max Payne and even if it was being super serious that doesn't make it edgy.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

I don't think you played Max Payne and even if it was being super serious that doesn't make it edgy.

I played enough to get the gist of it before I dropped it because I couldn't get into the story.

 

[Antiwhippy]

I played enough to get the gist of it before I dropped it because I couldn't get into the story.

Look, I'll explain the story in very simple terms to you. Max payne is plagued by the most painful constipation known to man, and he has to get this drug called valkyr to stop his extremely painful constipation. Problem is that there are assholes in his way trying to stop him from curing it, so he has to kill them and pop painkillers now and then just to temporarily sooth that painful constipation.

That's why he jumps so much, it's because remaining vertical makes it harder for him to control his extremely painful constipation.

 

[Houndi101]

I like the part where you have to go through a blood tightrope maze.

Spoiler

No I don't.

When I was younger I thought it was a umbilical cord

Spoiler

I'm fucked in the head

 

[Fantastapotamus]

The only Max Payne game that took itself super serious was Max Payne 3, also known as "The Bad One"

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Look, I'll explain the story in very simple terms to you. Max payne is plagued by the most painful constipation known to man, and he has to get this drug called valkyr to stop his extremely painful constipation. Problem is that there are assholes in his way trying to stop him from curing it, so he has to kill them and pop painkillers now and then just to temporarily sooth that painful constipation.

That's why he jumps so much, it's because remaining vertical makes it harder for him to control his extremely painful constipation.

I would play a game where the main character has to take laxatives

 

[Xater]

The only Max Payne game that took itself super serious was Max Payne 3, also known as "The Bad One"

Correct.

 

[Houndi101]

Truth: I woud replay Max Payne 3 this instant if I could skip the long ass cutscenes as fast you could skip the cinematics and comic book stuff in 1 & 2.
Such a great game to replay.

 

[stump sock]

I would play a game where the main character has to take laxatives

That'd be a good far cry 2 mod

 

[Xater]

Truth: I woud replay Max Payne 3 this instant if I could skip the long ass cutscenes as fast you could skip the cinematics and comic book stuff in 1 & 2.
Such a great game to replay.

But you can't which is one of the reasons it is inferior to other two games.

 

[hamchan]

Those dream stages in Max Payne might be some of the worst levels I've ever had the misfortune to play in a video game. Love the whole series though.

 

[Antiwhippy]

I would play a game where the main character has to take laxatives

Do shit your pants?

 

[mnz]

I never liked Max Payne, it was way too edgy

It was the late-late-90s, there was no other way

 

[NumberThree]

Truth: I woud replay Max Payne 3 this instant if I could skip the long ass cutscenes as fast you could skip the cinematics and comic book stuff in 1 & 2.
Such a great game to replay.

I'm like 99% sure you couldn't skip cinematics (the in-engine ones) in the first game. I've seen that metrosubway stage introduction dozens of times.

 

[daydream]

for anyone who subbed to the gilvasunner account, some of the new uploads slayed me. ghost house, windy hill, flipswitch galaxy, turnabout sisters, etc. i have no idea how they are churning them out at such a consistent quality

edit: the yoshi's island one, ahahaha

 

[mintyice]

Here it is.

This thread has most of their AudioNetwork stuff catalogued.

http://us.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/houseboat_67537

best song

 

[Wunder]

http://jeff.zone/post/140313837421/important-information-for-primary-voters

Watched this whole thing. She didn't even finish it such a fucking let down

 

[Jintor]

*Raiden voice* What a weird-o!

 

[Patryn]

Any week without a blight club is a bad week.

If they do a BLLSL this year, they need to do another segment where the introduce Blight Club. Just play it totally straight faced as a new feature.

Then never actually have any episodes the following year.

Rinse and repeat every year.