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What if they filmed MPP as Jeff's bachelor party?
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What if they filmed MPP as Jeff's bachelor party?
Haunted
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Well, I'm not comparing it to the last game, I'm comparing it to good character creators.
Glitchesarecool
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The fuck is up with Tomb Raider and the murder porn/laura screaming and groaning constantly? Really hope this knocks off soon. A cut to black would be more than sufficient.
giant_frying_pan
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I think the animation of enemies doing a close quarters melee attack is a little goofy, but I love the sound of the stun-prod thing.
stump sock
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Well, I'm not comparing it to the last game, I'm comparing it to good character creators.
it's pretty bad, but I got a super accurate version of a buddy of mine by sheer luck and it's hilarious every time I get a cinematic shot of him doing something.
but man, they kind of did a poor job with asian features.
one of the best characters I have right now is a random character which is a mexican dude that looks like Steve Urkel with a big flattop, and he is a straight up ninja, killing left and right. second best character is a balding japanese sniper (who doesn't look even remotely east asian) who looks like a sad salaryman who found his true calling with a rifle in his hands. he's hit critical shots with 5% chance to hit via squad sight from across the map. the guy is a bullet genius.
Fattony12000
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american jeff simulator
Jimmyfenix
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Maybe I lucked out, but when I was playing TR I barely died, and none of the deaths really seemed that drawn out. Mostly it was just the enemies gloating that they got me, which isn't that dissimilar to other games.
I was honestly expecting shit like if you fail the
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10 year old kids who love the Disney universe and their characters just follow the 500 official, fun, in-character accounts on twitter, not the personal one of some random fucking Disney company executive in a suit.
JV is the "face" of Disney Infinity. That game must be popular with the kids, right?
TheMrPliskin
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Glitchesarecool
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I can't exactly say I'm pleased with most of Dead Space's special deaths either, though. Maybe I'm just squeamish.
I'm just at the start and I fucked up because of the prompts missing from a QTE to watch Laura get squished by several boulders (first her legs, get to watch her struggle, then the rest of her) and just now after missing an arrow on a wolf (the beartrap moment) because I didn't know the moment would go into bullet time.
That moment, Pliskin, is why I'm never playing Dead Space 2 again.
Aw come on. Some of us have a fear of needles and especially eyeball business. D:
This is a good idea, but I'm confident my first run will be such a trainwreck that I'll be happy to use the mods after anyway.
Ah. Yeah, somehow I never messed up a QTE in that game, but I was playing with a controller and always had the prompts show up.
Well how else would you know that Tomb Raider 2013 is a SERIOUS game??
TheMrPliskin
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Rise of the Tomb Raider still has that stuff. I only had one out of combat death but that death involved her being impaled on a pit of spikes and it allowed you to watch her face go slack as she slid further down the spike.
Glitchesarecool
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Yeah I'm playing the 2013 game since I discovered I owned it since last year. Probably a humble bundle or something, I really don't remember buying it.
Alas everything about the tone of this game conveys the intent of seriousness and all the execution of a parody.
EdReedFan20
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ratcliffja
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That's really cute actually. Good for him.
LurkerPrime
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It's great hearing the latest Beastcast, with them outlining sleeping habits, the dangers of a lack of sleep, and how none of them can pull all-nighters anymore. And then we get Vinny "2 Hours of Sleep" Caravella in UPF.
Planned or coincidence? We will never know.
I still don't understand why that corpse froze in midair.
It's a way better than I ever would've guessed, though. With a proper budget it could've been a decent game.
Planned or coincidence? We will never know.
I still don't understand why that corpse froze in midair.
It's a way better than I ever would've guessed, though. With a proper budget it could've been a decent game.
nckillthegrimace
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It's extremely out of place. Imagine if Uncharted did that.
What's that reference?
One of those pax wrestling things that was a disaster because the fog machine set off a fire alarm.
giant_frying_pan
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And Greg Miller kept yelling it any time something went wrong with the show (which was often).
Glitchesarecool
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it was all thanks to mario maker
skLaFarebear
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Congrats to Jeff!
First day back to work from the honeymoon needs to be a MPP tho
Hot Coldman
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are we sure this wasn't just a regular Saturday for JV/Adam/Lang
Jimmyfenix
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brett got married
Twin Tails
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Salty Catfish
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Turns out I totally misunderstood what Jeff meant by "fuck video games forever."
Seems like Vinny knew it would do that which just makes it a common bug when you throw people up in the air like that
stump sock
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environmental kills are so good in XCOM 2. I was on the roof of a building that had a big open lobby in the middle. took out a muton by tossing a grenade at his feet and watched him fall to his death two floors below when the roof gave out
ShadowSwordmaster
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It had to be done.
avengers23
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He is so happy.
Thanks for reminding me of the classic Hero of the Web from the Brodeo: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uHaRhuzZMWo
And led to an entire hotel being evacuated.
pantsattack
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Wow this is great!
Haha,some quality replies there.
Is this the right place to admit that I think I liked TR more than any Uncharted game?
I felt like the movement felt more natural, I liked the bigger areas to explore in, and I enjoyed the upgrade system, which helped to freshen up the later encounters in a way that Uncharted can't, simply because you pretty much have the same abilities for the entire game.
Don't get me wrong, I like Uncharted. TR just really resonated with me for whatever reason.
I have Rise of the Tomb Raider, but I'm holding off since I just finished TR. Instead, I have returned to my pile of shame and pulled Deus Ex: Human Revolution out. I got to China my first time, then went on vacation and never returned to the game.
bigwinnerx
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I liked TR 2013 and I just started RotTR. It's a good podcast/GB video playing in the corner of your monitor game. I don't know if it's worth full attention.
It is very, very pretty on a PC though.
It is very, very pretty on a PC though.
stump sock
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probably because the Uncharted games aren't actually very good
Glitchesarecool
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Yeah, TR 2013 ain't for me. Shame, it looked like a neat game.
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