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[justjim89]

Well, it is a WWE event, so the chances of a bunch of men in their underwear showing up are roughly 105%

One of the more interesting (though really hard to pull off) assassination opportunities in Absolution was at an MMA fight, where your target was facing a masked fighter. So you snuck into the masked man's trailer, put on his attire, fought the fight as him and killed your target in the octagon.

Cool mission.

 

[Glitchesarecool]

https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/707013020447334400

Wow patrick looks fucking terrible without his goatee and keeping that mustache. Nice work Dan.

 

[Twin Tails]

New member of Powerbombcast.

 

[ThreePiMatt]

Wow patrick looks fucking terrible without his goatee and keeping that mustache. Nice work Dan.

 

[stump sock]

One of the more interesting (though really hard to pull off) assassination opportunities in Absolution was at an MMA fight, where your target was facing a masked fighter. So you snuck into the masked man's trailer, put on his attire, fought the fight as him and killed your target in the octagon.

Cool mission.

yeah. it's a shame half of that game was pretty poor because the good parts were pretty great.

 

[justjim89]

yeah. it's a shame half of that game was pretty poor because the good parts were pretty great.

You could dress as a scarecrow and gank fools in a cornfield. That's one of my favorite moments in the series. And it came in the middle of the awful sexy nuns mission.

 

[bigwinnerx]

I sincerely hope Klip Klop just takes it all in, gets hammered, enjoys it, and just lets it play out. He'd have fun.

 

[justjim89]

I sincerely hope Klip Klop just takes it all in, gets hammered, enjoys it, and just lets it play out. He'd have fun.

The energy of a Chicago crowd is infectious. He's bound to get caught up in it.

When I went to Wrestlemania in Chicago, I found myself yelling swear words at John Cena at the top of my lungs, oblivious to the eight-year old and his mom two rows down from me.

 

[Megasoum]

Holy shit... I want one of these

 

[Beast Legacy]

https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/707013020447334400

In all honestly it's been a good first 40 mins of the show so far in what's been mostly a slog of a Wrestlemania season until Shane returned. Hopefully the energy keeps up and Patrick just soaks it all in.

 

[valeo]

Dan's enthusiasm in this Stardew Valley QL is infectious as fuck.

"Oh the GOVERNOR is coming to the Luau!"

Also giving that women soggy newspaper...

I could watch Dan do a playthrough of this.

 

[hamchan]

How did Dan and Patrick get to go on the stage and talk with talent? Must be the Xavier Woods connection.

Dan is magic. He also went to a strip club with Mark Henry one time.

 

[Keyser Soze]

BRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE

 

[LurkerPrime]

One of the more interesting (though really hard to pull off) assassination opportunities in Absolution was at an MMA fight, where your target was facing a masked fighter. So you snuck into the masked man's trailer, put on his attire, fought the fight as him and killed your target in the octagon.

Cool mission.

Or you just.. walk by the exit, shoot him in the head a few times, and leave during the confusion.

I am, in fact, a master assassin.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Or you just.. walk by the exit, shoot him in the head a few times, and leave during the confusion.

I am, in fact, a master assassin.

A really boring one though.

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

"Mike Dit-ka vuhsis the latest Rye-ckert a-TROC-ity"

"Dit-ka by a fie-uhld goal."

 

[The Technomancer]

Patrick and Dan are more alike then they'd like to admit

 

[LiK]

Patrick has to write about this whole trip now. fun

 

[LurkerPrime]

A really boring one though.

Indeed. It is one of the worst ways to play Hitman: Absolution... but I wanted to finish it without all of the stealthy bumbling.

 

[bigwinnerx]

Patrick has to write about this whole trip now. fun

He could write 8 pages on Sami coming back.

 

[No_Style]

BRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE

So much cringe!

 

[stump sock]

He could write 8 pages on Sami coming back.

this is assuming he doesn't get so blotto he can't remember the whole thing

 

[santeesioux]

So keeping the mustache and trimming the rest of my disgusting winter beard down to heavy stubble would be a really bad look, even if you wanted to do funny Rollie Fingers stuff with it, right?

 

[mhanna49]

I'm watching part of this RAW right now and it's probably the first time I've watched any amount of wrestling since I was 8. Man, this is really dumb.

 

[shwimpy]

Can't believe Patrick agreed to pay for and watch this shit.

 

[justjim89]

It's not a bad Raw. Started really hot. Getting kinda middling now, but New Day hasn't even been out yet.

 

[Tubobutts]

So keeping the mustache and trimming the rest of my disgusting winter beard down to heavy stubble would be a really bad look, even if you wanted to do funny Rollie Fingers stuff with it, right?

No, that sounds like a great idea and you should definitely do it. Or give yourself a muttonstache.

 

[Skatterd]

https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/707013020447334400

Ryckert wins!

 

[santeesioux]

No, that sounds like a great idea and you should definitely do it. Or give yourself a muttonstache.

That seems like that would only be a good look if I was heavily balding.

 

[Keyser Soze]

I'm watching part of this RAW right now and it's probably the first time I've watched any amount of wrestling since I was 8. Man, this is really dumb.

The first hour was entertaining. Had a good match, some decent storyline advancement, and a good comeback/debut. They are kinda treading water now in the second hour. This is the norm for them lately on the main product.

 

[Tubobutts]

That seems like that would only be a good look if I was heavily balding.

Shave your head too!

 

[santeesioux]

Shave your head too!

Full on horshoe? I was going to go mad men side part, but I wouldn't mind looking like I'm 30 years older than I am!

 

[justjim89]

Raw really needs to go back to 2 hours. 3 hours is and has always been exhausting for a weekly show. That's not even taking content into account.

 

[Tubobutts]

Full on horshoe? I was going to go mad men side part, but I wouldn't mind looking like I'm 30 years older than I am!

Mad men hair sounds terrible. Definitely listen to me and shave your head into a Picard and then have a muttonstache.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Raw really needs to go back to 2 hours. 3 hours is and has always been exhausting for a weekly show. That's not even taking content into account.

Yep. Whilst Hour 1 was good, the show has turned into background noise for me now as I am playing Stardew Valley. I have no idea what Patrick must think now. I feel like he should have enjoyed the first hour - even with little knowledge of what was going on.

 

[Beast Legacy]

Patrick on camera totally marking out for the Diva's match and even "wooo-ing" at Charlotte Flair's music. I'd say he's enjoying the show just fine.

 

[santeesioux]

Mad men hair sounds terrible. Definitely listen to me and shave your head into a Picard and then have a muttonstache.

You make a compelling argument, I've always liked the Napoleonic Wars era, now I can cosplay as a soldier from the time period.

 

[alr1ght]

I just saw Patrick's whitefro and Dan's bald spot on Raw.

 

[justjim89]

Tamina is about to kick the shit out of Dan and Patrick.

 

[Archaix]

Look at him looking at him on the big screen. What a mark.

Also, really glad Patrick was live at Raw to hear the discussion about exploding butts. It'll really help his book report.

 

[skLaFarebear]

I have exams all week and my DVR didn't record RAW god damn it I'm so mad right now.

Is there anyway to watch RAW besides on TV and a month later on the WWE Network? Does Hulu have it?

 

[Tubobutts]

You make a compelling argument, I've always liked the Napoleonic Wars era, now I can cosplay as a soldier from the time period.

I was going to say that you should also get way into Steampunk, but going historical works too.

 

[Twin Tails]

Lol right on cam.

 

[santeesioux]

I have exams all week and my DVR didn't record RAW god damn it I'm so mad right now.

Is there anyway to watch RAW besides on TV and a month later on the WWE Network? Does Hulu have it?

I think Hulu has a shortened version.

 

[J_Viper]

I haven't seen any Austin solo content until now, but that Division stream was great!

 

[Archaix]

I haven't seen any Austin solo content until now, but that Division stream was great!

His extra life stream was great. Nobody else's Extra Life stream had mystery boxes.

 

[Salty Catfish]

I love every single thing about this Dan/Patrick stuff happening today. Amazing.

 

[MadLaughter]

LMAO Xavier went right at Dan/Patrick. Just barely on TV in the bottom of the screen at the start of the match.

 

[valeo]

I haven't seen any Austin solo content until now, but that Division stream was great!

Where was this mate? Out of the loop.

 

[bigwinnerx]

LMAO Xavier went right at Dan/Patrick. Just barely on TV in the bottom of the screen at the start of the match.

Ha, I'm not watching, but, I figured Xavier would have a lead on them being in the building.