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[Data West]

You want to be friends with everyone because you get perks out of it.

Dan will be left by Penny one month into their marriage when she realizes he doesn't have any non-female or old dude friends.

 

[stump sock]

I really hope not.

It kind of is. George is still kind of a dick but he at least starts to apologize for being a dick

I hope Maru is secretly a furry.

nah. but she is into

Spoiler

robots

so whatever you call that

 

[RepairmanJack]

You want to be friends with everyone because you get perks out of it.

Dan will be left by Penny one month into their marriage when she realizes he doesn't have any non-female or old dude friends.

It's just too many damn gifts to give. My farm needs money! I can't have these freeloaders taking food out of my chickens mouths.

I give when I can but never really go out of my way.

 

[shortsFortallPeople]

You want to be friends with everyone because you get perks out of it.

Dan will be left by Penny one month into their marriage when she realizes he doesn't have any non-female or old dude friends.

that's when he finally takes the dark turn and becomes one with the joja-mart inc.

 

[RepairmanJack]

It kind of is. George is still kind of a dick but he at least starts to apologize for being a dick



nah. but she is into

Spoiler

robots

so whatever you call that

I had a suspicion his attitude would end up relating to him being in a wheel chair or something and that he was nice at one point because his wife is so nice.

 

[Data West]

I mean


jojomart seems like the most 'normal guy' thing

 

[The Technomancer]

o shit

guys

this game looks pretty good

 

[stump sock]

It's just too many damn gifts to give. My farm needs money! I can't have these freeloaders taking food out of my chickens mouths.

I give when I can but never really go out of my way.

save up quartz from the mines. everybody likes it, it's not worth all that much, etc.

alternately, grow a bunch of green beans, make bean hotpots (only one ingredient) and give that to everybody

e: or sashimi

 

[Data West]

save up quartz from the mines. everybody likes it, it's not worth all that much, etc.

wait. are we playing the same game? everyone but the wizard seems to like every gem BUT quartz

 

[Wunder]

that was a really good anime QL.

 

[stump sock]

wait. are we playing the same game? everyone but the wizard seems to like every gem BUT quartz

huh, maybe you're right. when I was giving quartz, I was primarily trying to woo Abigail and she was into it.

anyway, I just give away cheap cooking items now, pretty much everybody likes those

 

[omgkitty]

"When I first heard this it reminded me of something Dan Ryckert might say."

Vinny throwing mad shade!

 

[Brashnir]

I meant to give Maru an amethyst, but accidentally gave her bug meat instead.

She didn't seem impressed.

 

[TraBuch]

Oh shit, Salt & Sanctuary launches next week.

 

[Archaix]

I finished the story mode of Naruto 3 last month (or at least I thought I did, then it said HEY guess what now it's an open world fight your friends game) and remember significantly more animation. Even for anime, there's a lot of animation not happening in these cut scenes.

 

[shortsFortallPeople]

so the launch of another major online-only game is going exactly as everyone expected

 

[tuxfool]

"When I first heard this it reminded me of something Dan Ryckert might say."

Vinny throwing mad shade!

Nothing controversial here...

 

[stump sock]

I meant to give Maru an amethyst, but accidentally gave her bug meat instead.

She didn't seem impressed.

I was filling my crab traps one morning and I accidentally bumped into some dude while holding the button down (which gave him fish bait) and it turned out that it was his birthday. he was not amused, hah

so the launch of another major online-only game is going exactly as everyone expected

omg

 

[daydream]

i'm trying to have some fun with haley and then i'll probably move on to penny who seems nicer and more reliable overall if a little on the boring side

and by 'i' i mean funky student who i'm faithfully roleplaying as

huh, maybe you're right. when I was giving quartz, I was primarily trying to woo Abigail and she was into it.

anyway, I just give away cheap cooking items now, pretty much everybody likes those

you would be into abigail

 

[Salty Catfish]

so the launch of another major online-only game is going exactly as everyone expected

The fact that a group of players in an online game were able to form something resembling an orderly queue is the biggest surprise here.

 

[Glitchesarecool]

Nothing controversial here...

That's fantastic.

 

[MassiveNights]

That line thing makes me want to play The Division like 100x more, that's fucking great.

 

[TheMrPliskin]

you would be into abigail

What you trying to say about Abigail?

 

[Brashnir]

I thought Abigail was like 9.

 

[RepairmanJack]

I thought Abigail was like 9.

I thought the same about Maru because she lives with her parents and one of the first thing she talks about is doing homework. Plus she's wearing overalls which automatically puts me in mind of kids.

 

[justjim89]

What you trying to say about Abigail?

Sister Abigail?

 

[stump sock]

you would be into abigail

well I gave up on her when I restarted the game. I'm into Leah now.

 

[Hot Coldman]

so the launch of another major online-only game is going exactly as everyone expected

ahahaha that's perfect

 

[daydream]

What you trying to say about Abigail?

oh nothing

Spoiler

except that she's a crazy occultist and doesn't seem to wash her hair ever

 

[stump sock]

oh nothing

Spoiler

except that she's a crazy occultist and doesn't seem to wash her hair ever

I wish. in reality she's just basically a LARPer

yuck

Leah just likes to chill and do art and look at nature. I can dig that

 

[Brashnir]

oh nothing

Spoiler

except that she's a crazy occultist and doesn't seem to wash her hair ever

To be fair, I'm not convinced that the entire town isn't some crazy cult yet. I'm just waiting to wake up one morning in the middle of a bloody indoctrination.

 

[Patryn]

The fact that a group of players in an online game were able to form something resembling an orderly queue is the biggest surprise here.

From what I understand from hearing stories, back in the days where EQ reigned supreme, the players would form queues to kill the rarer spawning enemies.

And that's why modern MMOs use instances to get around the problem.

 

[Brashnir]

From what I understand from hearing stories, back in the days where EQ reigned supreme, the players would form queues to kill the rarer spawning enemies.

True story. There would also be people who would snipe kills on quest mobs.

edit - as for your edit, it's more than that, but yeah. Too bad instancing takes away so much from the worlds in other ways.

 

[TheMrPliskin]

I wish. in reality she's just basically a LARPer

yuck

I need to rethink some of my choices...

 

[stump sock]

From what I understand from hearing stories, back in the days where EQ reigned supreme, the players would form queues to kill the rarer spawning enemies.

I can confirm this, my former roommate used to play it. ridiculous.

 

[mnz]

so the launch of another major online-only game is going exactly as everyone expected

A literal queue. Amazing.

 

[daydream]

I wish. in reality she's just basically a LARPer

yuck

Leah just likes to chill and do art and look at nature. I can dig that

leah's aight, yeah

abigail also strikes me as the 'gamer girl' type and just basically one-note

 

[Dineren]

My experience with The Division was waiting outside the first safehouse, with someone standing in front of the door preventing people from entering or leaving, for 30 minutes while a friend tried and failed to log in.

Hopefully it's better tonight.

 

[avengers23]

What you trying to say about Abigail?

She's a fine sister.

 

[Jamie OD]

so the launch of another major online-only game is going exactly as everyone expected

I can just see it now. "Welcome to the fall of society, take a number and step in line over there. We'll be with you shortly."

 

[kingocfs]

so the launch of another major online-only game is going exactly as everyone expected

I'm actually kind of impressed.

 

[Meneses]

The Division felt like the bad parts of Destiny (uninteresting, repetitive missions for the most part) but without the great movement / shooting.

I think i'll pass.

 

[Myggen]

Background image for today's Powerbombcast:

 

[Frith]

hey wake up laser bones

 

[ThomasCro]

The fact that a group of players in an online game were able to form something resembling an orderly queue is the biggest surprise here.

It is most certain that they are British.

 

[tuxfool]

And that's why modern MMOs use instances to get around the problem.

No. They use instances to scale resources appropriately.

 

[Bowlie]

Hip-hop Hulk Hogan is the real Triple H from now on.

Quadruple H.

don't ruin this for me.

 

[mullet2000]

Oh my god Vinny comparing Naruto's lines to stuff Dan would say in the Naruto QL is making me lose it.

 

[Brashnir]

Hip-hop Hulk Hogan is the real Triple H from now on.

Quadruple H.

 

[MassiveNights]

Patrick cheering in slow mo

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