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[Mister Negative]

i feel like i should buy stardew valley because it's gonna be the perfect game to play while I wait for my friends to get home so I can play the division without getting too far ahead of them

 

[Wunder]

when 70% of gaf doesn't understand sarcasm, humor, parody, satire, or nuance, it's a gamble trusting anybody

i trust you with my life

 

[Piston Hyundai]

if you have to put /s or an addendum in spoiler tags, you're not good at making jokes or being sarcastic

that shit is a craft, so learn it

 

[daydream]

spent half my day playing clash royale

i will never mock you for anything dota-related again, rudds

 

[Hindenblewp]

Well, fuck. Brad just spoiled the Hitman Menu Font for me. Thanks Brad, I was looking forward to discovering the magic of that font myself.

 

[shortsFortallPeople]

if you have to put /s or an addendum in spoiler tags, you're not good at making jokes or being sarcastic

that shit is a craft, so learn it

i just wanted fobwashed-senpai to notice me

 

[stump sock]

man. this Hitman is basically Ground Zeroes but Hitman

 

[jaina]

I'm not sure what the problem is as a) the game shows you the challenges and b) showing them off made me even more tempted to buy it since it's a good glimpse of how much stuff they've packed into each mission. If you consider basic gameplay information to be a spoiler then don't watch.

I agree that it's good for a Quick Look.
But for many the gameplay experience seems to rely on experimentation and the excitement when some crazy plan is actually permitted by the systems.
Well, I've read now that most of us agree it isn't a huge spoiler.

http://i.imgur.com/5rxAFgI.png

Yay, I've been giddy for the first use of this since it's Beastcast thread.

 

[Salty Catfish]

if you have to put /s or an addendum in spoiler tags, you're not good at making jokes or being sarcastic

that shit is a craft, so learn it

The Art of the Fobwashing.

 

[Myggen]

I agree that it's good for a Quick Look.
But for many the gameplay experience seems to rely on experimentation and the excitement when some crazy plan is actually permitted by the systems.

You can just turn all of that stuff off when playing the game, and if anyone wants to go in fresh they should not watch a QL of such a short game.

 

[danm999]

Mario Maker stream in about an hour?

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Mario Maker stream in about an hour?

Yep. It's gonna be great.

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

Hey all you stupid SXSW fucks get out of downtown so I can get home in time to watch Mario Maker

 

[TraBuch]

I don't appreciate this last second delay. I'm boycotting this site.

 

[oti]

spent half my day playing clash royale

i will never mock you for anything dota-related again, rudds

https://youtu.be/7axdhBYkD4s

 

[FStop7]

Hey all you stupid SXSW fucks get out of downtown so I can get home in time to watch Mario Maker

they're disrupting your paradigm

 

[Jintor]

Patrick is a great guy with some really fucking irritating stream/YouTube habits

 

[kiguel182]

if you have to put /s or an addendum in spoiler tags, you're not good at making jokes or being sarcastic

that shit is a craft, so learn it

I use it if there's a possibility of a mod thinking I'm serious. I'm not risking a ban over a joke!

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

they're disrupting your paradigm

Yeah, my paradigm's all effed up!

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Patrick is a great guy with some really fucking irritating stream/YouTube habits

I wish him the best in his post-Kotaku endeavors.

Spoiler

Seriously, some of this Hogan case testimony has got to have some of the Gawker crew sweating bullets

 

[Piston Hyundai]

doing Electric Playground in the Sync until the show starts

 

[justjim89]

man. this Hitman is basically Ground Zeroes but Hitman

In a sense, yeah. But it's different in that it's not so much a transformation as GZ was as a return to form. It's classic Hitman, but with the playability of a modern 3rd person action game.

Let's just hope what comes after the first episode is better than what came after Ground Zeroes.

 

[TraBuch]

In a sense, yeah. But it's different in that it's not so much a transformation as GZ was as a return to form. It's classic Hitman, but with the playability of a modern 3rd person action game.

Let's just hope what comes after the first episode is better than what came after Ground Zeroes.

I don't know what you're talking about. What came after GZ was the second best game of 2015 according to some.

 

[The Technomancer]

When did the stream get delayed to?

 

[strafer]

livestream hype <3

 

[jaina]

When did the stream get delayed to?

until 12 hours ago it was scheduled 2 hours earlier. at 3pm PT it's happening

 

[BreezyLimbo]

When did the stream get delayed to?

3 PM pst

in 15 minutes

 

[justjim89]

They ought to make a NSMB level today. But they won't.

 

[skLaFarebear]

Water level please

 

[Concrete Charlie]

Water level please

auto-scrolling, NSMB style

 

[The Technomancer]

Kicking things off with Dan's Animal Crossing Amiibo collection

This is perfect

 

[Incandenza]

I legitimately can't tell if he's doing all of this as a bit.

 

[DrFunk]

New hair Jeffcut

 

[skLaFarebear]

This NewNewDan we've seen in the past week is like taking the worst aspects of Old Dan and New Dan and putting them together.

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

have amiibos gone too far?

 

[Hot Coldman]

Dan talking shit about Shulk, fuck you!

 

[RomanticHeroX]

One day you wake up and there's like 50 amiibos in your house. It's amazing how easily that happens.

 

[danm999]

"I'll never get Shulk......I'll probably end up getting Shulk."

 

[Xeteh]

This NewNewDan we've seen in the past week is like taking the worst aspects of Old Dan and New Dan and putting them together.

I'm with Jason, NewDan is a scam.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

I think Dan's serious

Jeff is over with his shit

 

[Lijik]

someone needs to send dan the skylander amiibos

 

[Hot Coldman]

"I'll never get Shulk......I'll probably end up getting Shulk."

he better do

boy has a lightsaber that can predict the future. thinkin he's better than that, smh

 

[Tubobutts]

Dan has small hands and small feet

 

[justjim89]

It's kiiiinda bullshit that they don't even include NSMB in the poll options.

 

[Xeteh]

Their disdain for New Super Mario is insane to me. SMW is one of my favorite games ever but NSM gives so many fun mechanics in Mario Maker.

 

[Myggen]

It's kiiiinda bullshit that they don't even include NSMB in the poll options.

It's been established since the first stream that NSMB doesn't exist.

 

[Salty Catfish]

Water level please

Not even on the poll. We were ROBBED.

 

[Hot Coldman]

It's kiiiinda bullshit that they don't even include NSMB in the poll options.

once you get past the aesthetic, those are the best levels...

 

[repeater]

man. this Hitman is basically Ground Zeroes but Hitman

Holy shit, are you saying it features

Spoiler

VAGINA BOMBS

??

I've got my finger on the preorder button, please reply timely.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

It's kiiiinda bullshit that they don't even include NSMB in the poll options.

It was almost kinda funny the first time they did that exact same joke?