It's times like these I wish I edited video clips to bad rock music in my teens. I'd at least have some idea what I am doing now.
High school news video production. Painted a wall green and used clip on mics, even made our own little custom teleprompters out of laptops that the IT department was scrapping.
Actually it was one of the more useful things I learned during high school.
Also a minor fun fact, I've only managed to download about 400mb of data for XCOM 2 since I made that post this morning about my internet going back into the slow lane. Peak Steam download speed is reported as 15.1 kb/s. If it were to remain at this speed, Steam estimates it will finish its download in a week, and considering I started at 69%, wowzers. (not that it will actually take me a week since I get the faster internet at midnight, but still worth noting).