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Giant Bomb's Dan Ryckert's Campaign To Get Married At Vegas Taco Bell (He Won)
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tearsintherain
Member
i live in vegas, i will have to attend this glorious taco wedding
I hope they provide enough code red for everyone
I hope they provide enough code red for everyone
Ban Puncher
Member
Is there a list of ordained professional wrestlers?
Maintenance
Member
Are you serious? What's next, Pizza hut honeymoon?
Never at a Taco Bell. There you get only the finest Baja Blast.
Ban Puncher
Member
Wait how long would it take to have David Hayter be able to legally marry people?
SuperDowns
Banned
Remind me on March 1st. No way I will remember or care till then. But this really fits Dan.
Like 20 minutes at the most.
Ban Puncher
Member
Will George Brett get an invite?
preheatedbibby
Banned
NEW 👏 DAN ROCKS 👏
Risible
Member
You misspelled "saved".
HawksWinStanley
Member
He found a woman willing to put up with his 35093765039579563905 WWE references a day? He should be going to the courthouse today to lock that down. Bless that poor woman.
LucidMomentum
Member
Then his wife Stone Cold Stunners him and carries him off to the bedroom.
Dan's day would be complete.
Mushroomer25
Member
I want to say Jeff has mentioned he isn't opposed to branded content when it doesn't compromise the editorial message. Taco Bell & Giant Bomb teaming up for a Vegas travelogue series could be fantastic.
I'd say the only thing ruined was the SF Office output when he moved to NYC. Dude has brought more to the site than pretty everyone else in a long time.
Seeing how getting married - to many people - seems to be all about spending tens of thousands of dollars (of your parents' money...) for the sake of keeping up with the Joneses, i'm not even mad if anyone just makes a big funny joke out of it.
not throwing shade at anyone who's gonna have / had / wants to have a big fancy wedding, though, you do you.
yup. No more Mario Party Party, Metal Gear Scanlon, to name a few. Now we're getting fillers à la Jeff's solo shows.
Meanwhile, after Dan moved, they started pumping out a great series with 'This is the run'
not throwing shade at anyone who's gonna have / had / wants to have a big fancy wedding, though, you do you.
yup. No more Mario Party Party, Metal Gear Scanlon, to name a few. Now we're getting fillers à la Jeff's solo shows.
Meanwhile, after Dan moved, they started pumping out a great series with 'This is the run'
Beelzeboss
Member
Instead of on a pillow the ring bearer will carry the rings on a Waluigi amiibo
PlatypusDude
Member
The minute I saw the Taco Bell chapel news I instantly thought of Dan and his upcoming wedding, I hope they win this. Figure after this the only logical place Dan can go from here is either political office or space.
If he's getting married at a Taco Bell, I'd put the odds at 70% yes.
If he's getting married at a Taco Bell, I'd put the odds at 70% yes.
Fall Into The GAF
Member
I'm echoing the sentiment he needs to wear a tux with Waluigi colors, hat included.
Austin Creed needs to be there too, damnit!
Austin Creed needs to be there too, damnit!
...And there's our movie! (c) LucidGong Studios, all rights reserved
Ghostofst4rm4n
Neo Member
Was just thinking the same thing. It's like a crazy fever dream, come to life. Also I can finally prove to my girlfriend that Bianca is real. Since she thought this whole time there could be no woman alive that could put up with Dan. And she just as a figment of his imagination.
MiniBossBattle
Member
Dan's you got quite a soon-to-be wife if she lets you do this.
Hope you guys win.
Hope you guys win.
momshotdad
Member
This must be the bad ending
NegativeCero
Banned
This is the most Dan Rykert thing ever. I wonder how their families feel about it because I know I would take tons of shit if i were seriously considering this.
Zen_Arcade
Banned
Good for him for finding one of the only women on Earth that's willing to get married in a Taco Bell.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
There's likely more out there than you realize. Check the old link I posted earlier.
MGS is essentially done and I'm sure new Mario Party Parties will be a holiday/PAX thing if and when a new one comes out. Btw, you forgot the best new thing, Beast in the East.
shiftplusone
Member
if its vote based I dont see how he doesn't get in. He's probably the only "kind of a celebrity" who would be willing to do this, and also have the support of people to get it done
i saw this yesterday and while I dont know wtf a fancy schmancy mexican food place is, more power to them.
seriously all the ones near me (texas) are fuckin cheap and delicious, even restaurant chains. and they're actual mexican food, which is a plus.
i saw this yesterday and while I dont know wtf a fancy schmancy mexican food place is, more power to them.
seriously all the ones near me (texas) are fuckin cheap and delicious, even restaurant chains. and they're actual mexican food, which is a plus.
OverBlood 3
Banned
I wonder if someone has got married in a Wetherspoon's in the UK.
BlastProcessing
Member
God bless this stupid, stupid thing.
GustyGardens
Banned
It's not just that the Las Vegas location wants someone to be the first, they built a legit chapel inside the restaurant. It's also their flagship location. They serve beer, it's two stories, has an open kitchen, gift shop and VIP areas.
It's pretty weird, but also really neat.
bizzarewars
Banned
Dan is truly the realest American there is.
I think you mean Baja Blast, the only true Taco Bell exclusive MD
Golden Slumbers
Member
Go Dan!!
His positivity about Nintendo and Kojima games was a great foil against the rest of the team's cynicism (except for like, clicker games i guess).
I miss him on the Giant Bombcast.
LQX
Member
Fucking Dan. That woman does not want to get married at Taco Bell, no matter how much of a happy face she puts on it. But you can tell she loves him as it it all makes Ryckert sense. Hopefully GiantBomb documents the whole thing if it happens. I think Dan might be okay with it as he is not as private as the rest.