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[Velikost]

Dan thinks that Zarya is lame and that Soldier 76 and Reaper are more interesting. He does not have my support.

He's not wrong.

yeah dan is too dum i only follow the thinking mans journalist like austin walker and patrick klepek over there at bastionfucks.com

lmaoooo

 

[SandwichMeat]

GB fans who hate on Dan are sooooo fucking stupid. He's brought so many great series to Giant Bomb since he came on. Seriously anti Dan people are trash dummies who are always have the most annoying shit to say.

 

[Regiruler]

This is deeply disturbing that someone would want to get married at Taco Bell.

I feel a portion of my soul has died.

 

[nailbombxx]

This is the most Dan thing I've ever heard of lol

 

[Emerson]

Considering Dan's social media reach and Taco Bell corporate's past interactions with him, it wouldn't shock me if this contest was literally created for him to win.

 

[Stabby McSter]

GB fans who hate on Dan are sooooo fucking stupid. He's brought so many great series to Giant Bomb since he came on. Seriously anti Dan people are trash dummies who are always have the most annoying shit to say.

idk man

i still don't know if he's either the greatest ever or the worst ever

 

[PersonAndStuff]

I wonder does Dan actually want to be married in a Taco Bell or is he just doing this because he thinks it'll be funny?

 

[RecRoulette]

I remember him saying he was never going to have a big traditional wedding, so why not. Have fun with it.

yeah dan is too dum i only follow the thinking mans journalist like austin walker and patrick klepek over there at bastionfucks.com

lmao

 

[SandwichMeat]

This is deeply disturbing that someone would want to get married at Taco Bell.

I feel a portion of my soul has died.

I would rather get married at a Taco Bell than at a Church.

Taco Bells have Cheesy Gordita Crunches

Priests have crackers and shitty wine

 

[SandwichMeat]

idk man

i still don't know if he's either the greatest ever or the worst ever

I mean yes he says silly stuff, but he is a caring, progressive person who has overcome his anxiety (something I greatly admire). On top of that he has been the catalyst for the Metal Gear and Yakuza series. Plus the silly small run stuff like This is the Run and the Roller Coaster vid.

He's a great man that deserves more respect

 

[spiritfox]

Some of you guys are taking the marriage of a random internet celebrity a little too seriously.

 

[Ketch]

He is a modern day Forest Gump.

Holy shit.

 

[Acrylic7]

His diet is just god aweful. Hes like a grown unsupervised kid.

 

[HeeHo]

I was not really excited for either of the new hires for GB but Dan is a pretty cool dude. He seems like he doesn't try to cover up what he really likes.

Also, I just wanted to say, Drew's quick looks are the best!

 

[Jarnet87]

If cloning were a thing I would a Dan on the west cast, a Dan on the east cast, and a Dan cast with 4 clones of Dan.

 

[SandwichMeat]

If cloning were a thing I would a Dan on the west cast, a Dan on the east cast, and a Dan cast with 4 clones of Dan.

How bout just a Solid Dan on the west coast and Liquid Dan on the east

 

[daemissary]

This is awesome and I'll be voting for him.

 

[Basileus777]

How bout just a Solid Dan on the west coast and Liquid Dan on the east

Solidanus gets the White House.

 

[Salarians]

yeah dan is too dum i only follow the thinking mans journalist like austin walker and patrick klepek over there at bastionfucks.com

👌🏻

 

[Tinfoilhatsron]

His diet is just god aweful. Hes like a grown unsupervised kid.

And now there are 2 of them.

Reality show when?

I loved Dan and his shitty, shitty eating habits. He's also a great person overall.

 

[torre_avenue]

Dan Ryckert gave me Mario Party Party and for that, I wish him all the happiness and love in the world.

Godspeed to you, and I hope Yum! Brands sponsors your wedding.

 

[bloodyroarxx]

Solidanus gets the White House.

Punished Dan still up at GI?

 

[TenCentCoast]

Once Dan got established on Gb, I feel he has sometimes tried too hard to be 'Dan'

This is an example. It's like he's personally writing fan fiction about himself.

As someone who followed him back at Game Informer, no. God no. This is just Dan Ryckert.

Anyway, anyone who has read Anxiety as an Ally or The Dumbest Kid in Gifted Class knows Dan isn't just a complete idiot.

 

[JABEE]

Good luck in your journey, Dan!

 

[BennyBlanco]

Dan Ryckert is the king of white trash.



Conversely, now that he's no longer on Giant Bomb I have even more reason to listen to it, and now that he's at Beastcast and Austin is gone, I have 0 reason to listen to Beastcast.

Beastcast with Dan >>>>> Beastcast before Dan

 

[Regiruler]

I would rather get married at a Taco Bell than at a Church.

Taco Bells have Cheesy Gordita Crunches

Priests have crackers and shitty wine

Your devolving it into a matter of food?

 

[Malfunky]

dan haters: dan sucks
dan, still genuine and happy
dan haters:

 

[DesmondGreer]

I've come to understand that Dan is just...Dan. Don't ever try and anticipate what this man is capable of. He can only surprise you with his infinite ...... "Wisdom". Some may call it that.

 

[gate stormer]

Well this marriage will be off to a shitty start.

 

[SandwichMeat]

Your devolving it into a matter of food?

I'm just saying it would be fun, it would be silly. They are two people who love each other and love Taco Bell. They aren't hurting anyone and you're over here like ow ow ow my soul is dying because people i don't know are being goofy.

 

[valinthyne]

 

[DJ88]

GB fans who hate on Dan are sooooo fucking stupid. He's brought so many great series to Giant Bomb since he came on. Seriously anti Dan people are trash dummies who are always have the most annoying shit to say.

Hahaha I'm sorry what?

Someone is a fucking stupid trash dummy cause they don't like the same GB member you do?

People can have different opinions without being shit on.

I love Dan 95% of the time, but you gotta admit he can be pretty abrasive during that 5%.

 

[Sou Da]

somehow all I see here is "directly to you"

 

[soundscream]

Dan Ryckert is the king of white trash.



Conversely, now that he's no longer on Giant Bomb I have even more reason to listen to it, and now that he's at Beastcast and Austin is gone, I have 0 reason to listen to Beastcast.

Well aren't you just a miserable person.

 

[rucury]

I used to hate Dan. Now I love Dan. This had nothing to do with my change of heart. He's just that kind of guy.

 

[ghostjoke]

There are two of them and they are responsible for supporting one another.

Is there anyway to put a wrestling ring in the Taco Bell and have Drew dressed up as Big Boss officiating? Xavier Woods would also fit - I swear Dan will attempt to time it for the next time WWE is in Vegas and have it be the honeymoon.

Screw anyone who has a problem with this. If they're both on board, want a wedding based around things they mutually love, and aren't throwing money down the gutter for "tradition", then they're off to a better start than most marriages.

 

[cordy]

GB fans who hate on Dan are sooooo fucking stupid. He's brought so many great series to Giant Bomb since he came on. Seriously anti Dan people are trash dummies who are always have the most annoying shit to say.

He's the Dean Ambrose of GiantBomb.

 

[Sou Da]

He's the Dean Ambrose of GiantBomb.

Hot damn.

 

[styl3s]

He will have my vote i don't understand why some call not to enable him and his fiance to do what they want to do because you simply do not agree. Get over yourselves and he's far from white trash.

Some weird pent up personal shit going on with some people in here.

 

[V-Faction]

Dan, you're fucking awesome.

I type as I finish off one of the new naked chicken tacos.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

He's the Dean Ambrose of GiantBomb.

Completely boring unless he's doing stuff outside the ring?

 

[SandwichMeat]

Hahaha I'm sorry what?

Someone is a fucking stupid trash dummy cause they don't like the same GB member you do?

People can have different opinions without being shit on.

I love Dan 95% of the time, but you gotta admit he can be pretty abrasive during that 5%.

yea for sure i probs didn't need throw out all the insults. I just don't get why GB fans in particular try to take him (or any member of the crew) down. They've been at this shit for soooo long and have created great stuff like it's just undeniable that everyone at GB are cool dudes who should only get love from the community.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Stop wasting your time on random haters who pop into threads to tell everyone how much they dislike the thing/person the thread is about. You'll help make the world a better place, for you and for me.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

My girlfriend says: live the dream dan!

 

[Kerned]

nvm

 

[jack_package_200]

I had two feelings with this:

1. What sane man would do this?

2. It fits Dan's kayfabe

Conclusion: Do it, Dan

 

[kubev]

I live in Pacifica. I'm still bummed that I never bumped into Dan at the Taco Bell here. I was actually pretty pleased that he at least knows about the Taco Bell here, though. XD

 

[Cannon Goose]

This is completely unsurprising and I'm all for it. You keep doing you, Dan, it's obviously worked out very well for you so far.

The video he and his fiance made is some real good comedy, the last shot in particular cracks me up.

 

[hamchan]

Hahaha I'm sorry what?

Someone is a fucking stupid trash dummy cause they don't like the same GB member you do?

People can have different opinions without being shit on.

I love Dan 95% of the time, but you gotta admit he can be pretty abrasive during that 5%.

Wait, it's ok to shit on Dan, who is in this very thread posting as a GAF member, but when someone shits back it's apparently too much?

 

[CosmicQueso]

I don't understand why people like Dan. His schtick is so fucking tired. "what's air? What's dirt? Why is the sky blue?" He's like having an annoying toddler on your podcast asking childish questions every five minutes. No one gives a shit about explaining air to you, Dan, let the grown-ups talk. It was amazing when he left the Bombcast and they got back to conversing like grown adults.

Good luck in your taco endeavor, Dan, I'm sure you'll make your gross cult of personality very happy.

Anybody got a band aid? I cut myself reading the edge on this take. Sharp!