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[Elcid]

Amazing. This guy is my hero.

 

[008]

Small tits(not flat tits and boobs)equals a great ass as well. Fuckin perfect.

Current gf fits this thread. And yes I pound her every time I see her.

 

[TheContact]

big bobs are nice, but not required. I think C is the perfect size, but there are plenty of great Bs out there. Ds can sometimes be -too- big.

 

[ABigMachine]

Small tits(not flat tits and boobs)equals a great ass as well. Fuckin perfect.

Current gf fits this thread. And yes I pound her every time I see her.

gonna need proof for such a claim

 

[GeorgioCostanzaX]

Every woman born in the clone lab that spawned Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightly says hi...

 

[CrysisFreak]

Bob the builder figurines usually small but some are bigger tbh.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[Elcid]

gonna need proof for such a claim

I don't believe him at all right now.
My wife is the opposite spectrum. Shits are yuge and she's breastfeeding so they're even bigger.
Today she's wearing a tanktop that's making me drool.
Her only saving grace is the fact that she's homeschooling my daughter atm.
Why can't I just be gay?!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I don't believe him at all right now.
My wife is the opposite spectrum. Shits are yuge and she's breastfeeding so they're even bigger.
Today she's wearing a tanktop that's making me drool.
Her only saving grace is the fact that she's homeschooling my daughter atm.
Why can't I just be gay?!

Well, you know what this means. Pics or we don't believe you

 

[Classicrockfan]

 

[Meowzers]

Boob size is pointless.

 

[Elcid]

Boob size is pointless.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

Hooked up with this one cute girl the other day. She said she was ashamed of her size. I said I'm cool with small ones but when she took off her bra she was flat like a dude. It was kinda gross tbh. Second round I let her keep her bra on.

 

[GardenOfAbbylon]

My girls aren't big, and sometimes i get boob envy of other girls. But generally speaking, i wouldn't wanna be a B or bigger. I like being able to button up shirts with no issue. To me there is a thing as too big though.

 

[Captain Zyrain]

Really it's about the frame, small boobs on a skinny/fit girl are perfectly okay.

Small boobs on a fat chick and.. yeah, no.

I've dated a few girls where once they laid on their back it was like there was literally nothing there and that was kind of a no-go.

At the same time, I'd prefer on the small and firm side than giant and saggy/floppy.

 

[H4ze]

Every size is cool for me, dont bob shame bro

 

[eddie4]

 

[Elcid]

Well, you know what this means. Pics or we don't believe you

You want pics of my wife homeschooling my daughter? You sick son of a bitch.

 

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[V4skunk]

Small tits are real nice.
They don't sag to their ankles when they have kids and get old.

 

[Elcid]

Small tits are real nice.
They don't sag to their ankles when they have kids and get old.

But have you seen saggy small tits? They're so sad and pathetic looking.

 

[Mistake]

I don't mind them since I'm an ass guy anyway. Actually, it seems to me that girls with smaller breasts usually have a prettier face. Not sure why

 

[Cunth]

I keep laughing at 'smal bobs'

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

I keep laughing at 'smal bobs'

I was expecting pictures of tall girls next to Bob Newhart.

or something like this:

 

[lock2k]

 

[brap]

Is that Ball Dolphin?

 

[M1chl]

Good now we can continue with this thread

 

[appaws]

I approve of reviving this thread. Tis good.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

There was this chick I knew who had the smallest chest but like the phattest ass and had a haircut like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction

So hot

I did think this was gonna be a thread about girls with pixie Pulp Fiction black Bob haircuts.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

yes mon we be smokin dat gud kush feelin so irie...

I know a Jamacian Dude that would FUCK YOU UP RIGHT NOW, YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT!

 

[lock2k]

I did think this was gonna be a thread about girls with pixie Pulp Fiction black Bob haircuts.

I approve. Let's do this.

 

[quickwhips]

This thread is gross.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I love me some cute perfectly shaped small nipples on small boobs.

Big breasts look so gross.

(add/edit: Had a Tinder date in early 2020 with a very beautiful girl who had a breast restoration op after they had to remove her original ones after her breast cancer. Was interesting to hear how hardcore that all was for her, and how much having tits meant to her while I couldn't have cared less about if she had big boobs or just nipples..)

 

[M1chl]

I love me some cute perfectly shaped small nipples on small boobs.

Big breasts look so gross.

(add/edit: Had a Tinder date in early 2020 with a very beautiful girl who had a breast restoration op after they had to remove her original ones after her breast cancer. Was interesting to hear how hardcore that all was for her, and how much having tits meant to her while I couldn't have cared less about if she had big boobs or just nipples..)

Damn this is scaringly close to me and my experience.

 

[mcz117chief]

Small boobs = ok
No boobs = hell

 

[oagboghi2]

I love me some cute perfectly shaped small nipples on small boobs.

Big breasts look so gross.

(add/edit: Had a Tinder date in early 2020 with a very beautiful girl who had a breast restoration op after they had to remove her original ones after her breast cancer. Was interesting to hear how hardcore that all was for her, and how much having tits meant to her while I couldn't have cared less about if she had big boobs or just nipples..)

did they remove both?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

did they remove both?

Yep..
And she had a huge scar at the belly, because they had to take the fat tissues from there to reconstruct the breasts with.

 

[Nikana]

Boobs rock.

 

[oagboghi2]

Yep..
And she had a huge scar at the belly, because they had to take the fat tissues from there to reconstruct the breasts with.

Wow, that is scary.

Hope she is doing better

 

[Elcid]

My wife always asks about reducing her DDDs and I tell her I married her with them, I plan to be buried alongside them. I couldn't settle for less now.

 

[kittoo]

I do like big boobs, but too big is also a thing. I dont want them sagging till their bellies. I think a C size almost touching D is perfect in my mind, likes of Alexandra Daddario or Kate Upton. But nothing bigger than that. Dont look good when nude.
Personal opinion of course.

 

[lock2k]

I do like big boobs, but too big is also a thing. I dont want them sagging till their bellies. I think a C size almost touching D is perfect in my mind, likes of Alexandra Daddario or Kate Upton. But nothing bigger than that. Dont look good when nude.
Personal opinion of course.

Alexandra Daddario = perfection.

 

[Kamina]

perky thread

 

[IfuckinghateReddit]

Anything over a mouthful is wasted.

 

[Elcid]

Anything over a mouthful is wasted.

Lies. My dick likes to RP he's the submariner.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Anything over a mouthful is wasted.

The heck you say. You have a hand, don't you?

 

[GeorgPrime]

Anything over a mouthful is wasted.

You gonna be surprised how much you can swallow

 

[Macapala]

Women with smal bobs just aren't real women.

 

[IfuckinghateReddit]

The heck you say. You have a hand, don't you?

It's a line from 200 Motels. Watch some cinema you heathen!

 

[and 3 others]

Women with smal bobs just aren't real women.

I'll take 'em off your hands then.