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GODFUCK LOCKED MY KEYS IN THE TRUCK
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SSGMUN10000
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Drive your first through the window and get your keys, easy as that.
Hey, at least smashing your window with a brick will be fun. Or, you could always go with the hanger method but it isn't nearly as exciting.
I once locked my keys in my car after going down to get it warmed up before school on a cold morning. So, my car was running and I had no way to get inside. That was certainly a situation.
I once locked my keys in my car after going down to get it warmed up before school on a cold morning. So, my car was running and I had no way to get inside. That was certainly a situation.
I've done this more times than I'd wish to admit.
Once it was at the post office, I thought I might have accidentally dropped my keys in the package I sent out until I saw them on the floor after they missed my pocket. Walked home and got the spares.
Another time was at a shopping center, I just got out of Best Buy and slipped on a patch of ice with one foot in the car already. Tore my jeans pretty much down the middle( in addition to hurting like hell), so I angrily walked towards a clothing store without realizing the keys were in the ignition(not turned on yet) already. Called for somebody to bring me the spare keys, while I waited with fresh new pants.
And I don't even own a car. This was all on breaks from school using my father's car. I suck at life.
Once it was at the post office, I thought I might have accidentally dropped my keys in the package I sent out until I saw them on the floor after they missed my pocket. Walked home and got the spares.
Another time was at a shopping center, I just got out of Best Buy and slipped on a patch of ice with one foot in the car already. Tore my jeans pretty much down the middle( in addition to hurting like hell), so I angrily walked towards a clothing store without realizing the keys were in the ignition(not turned on yet) already. Called for somebody to bring me the spare keys, while I waited with fresh new pants.
And I don't even own a car. This was all on breaks from school using my father's car. I suck at life.
TheGreenGiant
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eh??? does that work?
DaCocoBrova
Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
I remember when I got my first car... My Grandmother told me to always keep a spare key in my wallet. I didn't listen.
One night I was over by Howard U., and realized that I left the keys in the ignition. Went home, called a locksmith... Walked back to the car.
There was a guy standing next to my car when I got there. I was ready to bust his sh!t cuz I thought he saw the keys and was going to try and steal it...
I walked by him, looked at him... Waited. Then he asked me if I called a locksmith. I said 'yeah'.
He then handed me my keys.
Not a tool in sight. I was impressed.
One night I was over by Howard U., and realized that I left the keys in the ignition. Went home, called a locksmith... Walked back to the car.
There was a guy standing next to my car when I got there. I was ready to bust his sh!t cuz I thought he saw the keys and was going to try and steal it...
I walked by him, looked at him... Waited. Then he asked me if I called a locksmith. I said 'yeah'.
He then handed me my keys.
Not a tool in sight. I was impressed.
i always keep a spare in my wallet. i've locked myself out quite a few times, and when i do, i just reach in my wallet and pick out a spare.
You can use a coat hanger, but newer cars (1990 to present) are modified so that you can't slip anything between the window and the door. i've only done this once on my friend's old car when he realized he had locked himself out.. The door had a rusted hole in the bottom of it, so it was pretty easy to jam it in there and wiggle the pin up.
You can also call the police department, or in some cases the fire department. Or if you're feeling shady, toss a brick through the window, drive home, and call your insurance company.
i've heard that if you have locked your remote inside, and someone you know has access to the other remote, you can call them up on your cell, have the hold the remote to the phone while pressing the unlock button, and hold your cell to the door, and it'll unlock the door. Take that with a grain of salt though. i always thought that remotes were radio devices, and i don't know how a phone mic would pick up a radio signal, keeping the signal relatively intact over various networks, to output to a cellphone, which often have lower quality than landlines.
You can use a coat hanger, but newer cars (1990 to present) are modified so that you can't slip anything between the window and the door. i've only done this once on my friend's old car when he realized he had locked himself out.. The door had a rusted hole in the bottom of it, so it was pretty easy to jam it in there and wiggle the pin up.
You can also call the police department, or in some cases the fire department. Or if you're feeling shady, toss a brick through the window, drive home, and call your insurance company.
i've heard that if you have locked your remote inside, and someone you know has access to the other remote, you can call them up on your cell, have the hold the remote to the phone while pressing the unlock button, and hold your cell to the door, and it'll unlock the door. Take that with a grain of salt though. i always thought that remotes were radio devices, and i don't know how a phone mic would pick up a radio signal, keeping the signal relatively intact over various networks, to output to a cellphone, which often have lower quality than landlines.
godfuck locked my keys in the truck
godfuck reckon i just ran the fuck out of luck
godfuck key holder up against the wall
godfuck time to give pop-a-lock a call
no, i can't find it
no, i can't find it
no, i can't find my goddamn car keys
wait, i just found them
wait, i just found them
wait, i just found my goddamn car keys
head like a breach
sucks like a leech
left the bitches
in the driver's seat
head like a breach
sucks like a leech
left the bitches
in the driver's seat
shitdamn are my keys in the car?
shitdamn sure enuff, they are
shitdamn are my keys in the car?
shitdamn sure enuff, they are
fnordchan
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godfuck locked my keys in the truck
godfuck reckon i just ran the fuck out of luck
godfuck key holder up against the wall
godfuck time to give pop-a-lock a call
no, i can't find it
no, i can't find it
no, i can't find my goddamn car keys
wait, i just found them
wait, i just found them
wait, i just found my goddamn car keys
head like a breach
sucks like a leech
left the bitches
in the driver's seat
head like a breach
sucks like a leech
left the bitches
in the driver's seat
shitdamn are my keys in the car?
shitdamn sure enuff, they are
shitdamn are my keys in the car?
shitdamn sure enuff, they are
fnordchan
:lol
"godfuck" is gonna keep me chuckling for days.
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