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[User 73706]

Eerily relevant.

 

[squidhands]

Why are you people not ignoring that chum bucket?

Lack of Legendary Slayer news is irritating. At least I might have a chance of seeing The Pit in the Throwdown playlists. :-|

 

[Ken]

because chum is fum

 

[Conor 419]

I love mine.

PhotoShop ftw

The degree to which my writing is legible on the machine is nothing short of startling, I will ACTUALLY be able to store the entirety of my third year work on the machine and have it accessible from the cloud quite effortlessly. What's particularly nice is that my notes will be quite comprehensive, due to being able to edit them in a way which pen and paper clearly cannot afford.

It's a beautiful piece of engineering and it actually secretly gives me faith in Xbone.

Take this!

I think it'd look nice on your mantelpiece, or next to your college degree certificate/cherished family photo's etc.

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

Conor is cool

 

[Stinkles]

The degree to which my writing is legible on the machine is nothing short of startling, I will ACTUALLY be able to store the entirety of my third year work on the machine and have it accessible from the cloud quite effortlessly. What's particularly nice is that my notes will be quite comprehensive, due to being able to edit them in a way which pen and paper clearly cannot afford.

It's a beautiful piece of engineering and it actually secretly gives me faith in Xbone.

Take this!

I think it'd look nice on your mantelpiece, or next to your college degree certificate/cherished family photo's etc.

printed and now beside DeVry diploma and Hitler daguerreotype.

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

printed and now beside DeVry diploma and Hitler daguerreotype.

I have no idea what either of these are.

Where's the Arbiter

 

[Conor 419]

Sick.

 

[Plywood]

kiss my butt I love football. No excuses. We made sports themed game type and armor perm to go with it.

Well if you're gonna say fuck canon them make some fuck canon maps too.

 

[User 73706]

printed and now beside DeVry diploma and Hitler daguerreotype.

Holy Trinity of Stink

if it's a simulation why did you pick Gears of The Pit and not like

i dunno

Mirror's Edge Time Trials The Pit or something

 

[Ghazi]

Well if you're gonna say fuck canon them make some fuck canon maps too.

Like a Call of Duty map oh wait we have one and we're getting another (Meltdown and Vertigo)

 

[xxjuicesxx]

When am I hired ?

 

[Fuchsdh]

When am I hired ?

As soon as you work on a AAA game and then reapply, I would imagine.

 

[User 73706]

As soon as you work on a AAA game and then reapply, I would imagine.

"but bravo didn't do anything good before halo 4. still hasnt compared to what id do for the franchise. check your pms frankie"

 

[heckfu]

When am I hired ?

is this still a thing?

 

[gAg CruSh3r]

is this still a thing?

In Halo OT18...

I've seen "Hire juices" posted so many times in Halo threads lately that I thought that's what you meant by this

Apply juices😛

Hire Juices™

Wait one more...

Spoiler

Apply Juicy to Halo 5!

 

[xxjuicesxx]

Could I really even possibly do a worse job?

Dont think so.

 

[heckfu]

Could I really even possibly do a worse job?

Dont think so.

we need frankie in hgs.

 

[xxjuicesxx]

we need frankie in hgs.

That would actually be pretty cool. Have you msged him?

 

[Ghazi]

WHAT ABOUT ME! PICK ME?

 

[Tunavi]

my GF is losing her Job.

What are you going to do

 

[daedalius]

Conor banned again it seems.

Thank goodness.

 

[Franklinator]

rip again, chum

 

[Bregmann Roche]

Banning obviously does no good. They should've set his GAF to run at a permanent 60fps.

 

[J10]

Could I really even possibly do a worse job?

Dont think so.

Serious question: Do you legitimately want the job?

 

[TCKaos]

Serious question: Do you legitimately want the job?

I'd do it if I thought I could, but I blow at this kind of thing and have horrendous anxiety issues that I probably couldn't deal with in a corporate environment. So I sit here and yell things at people on the internet instead.

 

[DeadNames]

Is Conor TRYING to get banned?

 

[Tashi]

Claude and I were just chatting on the couch when the ceiling and clouds opened up above him. I took this photo right before he ascended into the Heavens.

 

[User 73706]

Claude and I were just chatting on the couch when the ceiling and clouds opened up above him. I took this photo right before he ascended into the Heavens.

Wait, he died?

 

[Tashi]

Wait, he died?

Nope. Now he lives forever.

 

[Madness]

Just for my own curiosity, what was Conor banned for? Just the random drive-by troll comments?

 

[Gui_PT]

Goodbye Connor.

Goodbye Wu.

 

[Omni]

Oh, and '60 FPS for Halo, yayyyyyyyy'

Yeah good one guys, fell right into that one didn't you. 'Oh look guys, the first thing we're going to announce for our new Halo game is directly influenced from the fundamental STAPLE of the entire Call of Duty series'

yayyyyyyyyyyyy

"Oh my, did we mention that we lied about all the 'careful planning' we had for this series? The trilogy is now a saga! We didn't have a fucking clue where we were going to take the series till last week! Gary the janitor said the new series of The Apprentice was kinda cool. we'll probably just go with that, LOL."

Oh, and that's not all! We're formally announcing a TV series, directed by a guy renowned for ruining large franchises like Star Wars, what could possibly go wrong! I mean, Microsoft certainly has the experience for such endeavours, after the fucking resounding success which was Spartan Op's!

Oh btw did we mention the next Halo's a shitty tablet game!

yayyyyyyyyyyy

Halo's dead!

yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahaha wow. There's salty and there is this guy. #dead

...

Did we hear any Spartan Assault news today? I am rather looking forward to playing it - even if it is a mobile game (edit. Wrong thread for such a question? My bad. Thought I was posting in other one...)

 

[TheOddOne]

 

[Gui_PT]

Halo 3 day today?

 

[The Real Napsta]

Is there a release date for the new map pack?

 

[StalkerUKCG]

What are you going to do

It's still all up in the air at the moment waiting for it to settle before making any permanent choices but I might be moving to london for work or something similar unless a job comes my way quickly. Safe to say its not looking good.

 

[bobs...onGaf]

It's still all up in the air at the moment waiting for it to settle before making any permanent choices but I might be moving to london for work or something similar unless a job comes my way quickly. Safe to say its not looking good.

Don't be so upset - we can be besties!

If I wasn't perhaps moving towards the north for work can we swap jobs?

 

[TCKaos]

Is there a release date for the new map pack?

August 20th.

 

[HiredN00bs]

When am I hired ?

maybe when you buy a Surface Pro

 

[User 73706]

maybe when you buy a Surface Pro

conor is franchise director confirmed?

 

[HiredN00bs]

conor is franchise director confirmed?

conor went the way of the condor

edit: Wait, condors aren't extinct. I'm a dodo

 

[BlueScrote]

Conor banned again it seems.

Thank goodness.

That didn't take long. Appears ozrnge is back too.

 

[Homeboyd]

I'm back motherfuckers.

Nah.

 

[Aggrotek]

So the DLC looks pretty snazzy.

 

[Steelyuhas]

I don't think they mentioned this at the panel yesterday, but they are adding two new armor mods ("perks") with the TU when the DLC drops.

Top track, go to 9:30

 

[link1201]

I don't think they mentioned this at the panel yesterday, but they are adding two new armor mods ("perks") with the TU when the DLC drops.

Top track, go to 9:30

oh wow...interesting...thanks for posting.

Spoiler

An eject button, curious to see that in action.

 

[link1201]

double post oops

 

[Gui_PT]

Gameplay changing features as dlc?

 

[Karl2177]

Gameplay changing features as dlc?

Hopefully it is just part of the TU and it is unlocked for everyone by default.