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Halo |OT12| Last One Out, Get the Lights

u4iX

Member
Fine.

Music

Lyrics: (First verse only)

-------
Yo, JIP? Let's kick it.

Reach, Reach, baby
Reach, Reach, baby

All right stop, join in progress, and listen
Perks are back as a "brand new" invention
Camo makes the campers play meekly
Grinding each challenge, daily and weekly

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off radar and I'm pro
To the extreme I grab a flag with a magnum
Light-up a shield and kill a noob like a random

Spawn, go rush the rifle that blooms
I'm flinching your scope every time that you zoom
Deadly with a triple-burst melody
Anything more than five shots is a felony

Love it or leave it, you'll probably play
You better like Waypoint, it's here to stay
If there was a plot hole, they'll evolve it
Check out the book where the Didact resolves it

Vanilla Reach, Reach, baby

*bows*
 

Sai-kun

Banned
duncan i

i can't

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i've been slain. hail duncan.
 

orznge

Banned
Fine.

Music

Lyrics: (First verse only)

-------
Yo, JIP? Let's kick it.

Reach, Reach, baby
Reach, Reach, baby

All right stop, join in progress, and listen
Perks are back as a "brand new" invention
Camo makes the campers play meekly
Grinding each challenge, daily and weekly

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off radar and I'm pro
To the extreme I grab a flag with a magnum
Light-up a shield and kill a noob like a random

Spawn, go rush the rifle that blooms
I'm flinching your scope every time that you zoom
Deadly with a triple-burst melody
Anything more than five shots is a felony

Love it or leave it, you'll probably play
You better like Waypoint, it's here to stay
If there was a plot hole, they'll evolve it
Check out the book where the Didact resolves it

Vanilla Reach, Reach, baby

lol
 

Tashi

343i Lead Esports Producer
Fine.

Music

Lyrics: (First verse only)

-------
Yo, JIP? Let's kick it.

Reach, Reach, baby
Reach, Reach, baby

All right stop, join in progress, and listen
Perks are back as a "brand new" invention
Camo makes the campers play meekly
Grinding each challenge, daily and weekly

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off radar and I'm pro
To the extreme I grab a flag with a magnum
Light-up a shield and kill a noob like a random

Spawn, go rush the rifle that blooms
I'm flinching your scope every time that you zoom
Deadly with a triple-burst melody
Anything more than five shots is a felony

Love it or leave it, you'll probably play
You better like Waypoint, it's here to stay
If there was a plot hole, they'll evolve it
Check out the book where the Didact resolves it

Vanilla Reach, Reach, baby

Hahahaha brilliant
 
Fine.

Music

Lyrics: (First verse only)

-------
Yo, JIP? Let's kick it.

Reach, Reach, baby
Reach, Reach, baby

All right stop, join in progress, and listen
Perks are back as a "brand new" invention
Camo makes the campers play meekly
Grinding each challenge, daily and weekly

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off radar and I'm pro
To the extreme I grab a flag with a magnum
Light-up a shield and kill a noob like a random

Spawn, go rush the rifle that blooms
I'm flinching your scope every time that you zoom
Deadly with a triple-burst melody
Anything more than five shots is a felony

Love it or leave it, you'll probably play
You better like Waypoint, it's here to stay
If there was a plot hole, they'll evolve it
Check out the book where the Didact resolves it

Vanilla Reach, Reach, baby

YES

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blamite

Member
Is there any word on when screenshots and whatnot are going to be available online...?

I seriously can. Not. Believe. That this is still missing. Without screenshots viewable online, working file search in-game, and Bungie Pro-like film rendering, Theater mode may as well not even exist as far as I'm concerned, I have no reason to ever use it for anything, ever. And the fact that this stuff has been missing for nearly a month has killed any likelihood that I'll use the feature in the future.
 

Thermite

Member
Fine.

Music

Lyrics: (First verse only)

-------
Yo, JIP? Let's kick it.

Reach, Reach, baby
Reach, Reach, baby

All right stop, join in progress, and listen
Perks are back as a "brand new" invention
Camo makes the campers play meekly
Grinding each challenge, daily and weekly

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off radar and I'm pro
To the extreme I grab a flag with a magnum
Light-up a shield and kill a noob like a random

Spawn, go rush the rifle that blooms
I'm flinching your scope every time that you zoom
Deadly with a triple-burst melody
Anything more than five shots is a felony

Love it or leave it, you'll probably play
You better like Waypoint, it's here to stay
If there was a plot hole, they'll evolve it
Check out the book where the Didact resolves it

Vanilla Reach, Reach, baby

EPIC POST MAN, 10/10 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 
Fine.

Music

Lyrics: (First verse only)

-------
Yo, JIP? Let's kick it.

Reach, Reach, baby
Reach, Reach, baby

All right stop, join in progress, and listen
Perks are back as a "brand new" invention
Camo makes the campers play meekly
Grinding each challenge, daily and weekly

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off radar and I'm pro
To the extreme I grab a flag with a magnum
Light-up a shield and kill a noob like a random

Spawn, go rush the rifle that blooms
I'm flinching your scope every time that you zoom
Deadly with a triple-burst melody
Anything more than five shots is a felony

Love it or leave it, you'll probably play
You better like Waypoint, it's here to stay
If there was a plot hole, they'll evolve it
Check out the book where the Didact resolves it

Vanilla Reach, Reach, baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihzp55Cuo7M
 
Thoughts:

-There are currently 11 playlists in the game, 2 of them use the large maps. 9 use the "smaller" maps, yet there is only 5 maps for those 9 playlists (that doesn't count the fact that I think Complex is way too large, sucks, and Abandon just sucks, but I'm just looking at map counts for this).
-The game is in need of maps for 4v4 and 5v5 gametypes, you know the playlists that make up almost all of matchmaking. Not only was the balance of how many maps per map size that shipped with the game pretty whack, but now the first DLC pack comes with only one map that will be in 4v4 slayer lists, and it appears to be Complex sized (has small vehicles). This just doesn't make any sense.
-The aesthetics of the maps look very similar and very dull.
-Why is Extraction being billed as a new gametype with the DLC when it's been on the disc the whole time?
-Speaking of which, happy to see that we will finally get Extraction in MM, but sadly not next week because VIP, er I mean Team Regicide.
-I thought we were going to get patch notes in the bulletin, would have been nice to get that.

Sigh :/
 

kylej

Banned
topjuan is going? interesting. hm.

in other news I just signed up for 105mb down service with Comcast for my new house, theyre installing it tomorrow or Saturday. tasty
 

BigShow36

Member
Oh. My. God.
Bungie look at that map.
It is soooo big.
It looks like… one of those…Battefield fanboy maps. Who understands those fanboys? They only play on that map because it’s full of total noobs.
I mean, that map… it’s just so big… I can’t believe it’s just so round and out there… I mean… gross!
Look! It’s just so, bad.



I LIKE BIG TEAM and I cannot lie
You other Spartans can’t deny
When girl joins in on a big team map
With a sniper in your hands you get
SPRUNG

Wanna talk real tough
Cause you notice you’re finally stuffed
Deep in the Mantis spawning
I’m hooked and I can’t stop spamming

Oh baby, I wanna camp your spot
And take your screenshot
My clanmates tried to warn me
But that FOTUS you got
(Makes me feel so horny)

Ooh, Cam-o'-load-out
You say you want promethean vision?
Well, view me, view me
'Cause I’m about to grab your ban-shee

I'm in the air spawn campin’
To hell with flag capin'
I got plasma, bombs,
And you’re on instant respawn

I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' Black Ops is the thing
Go to your local Gamestop
Ask him that.

It’s gotta pack more big team

So, Spartans! (yeah) Spartans! (yeah! )
Has your game got big team?
(Hell Yeah! )
Tell 'em to play it!
(Play it! )
Play it!
(Play it! )
Play that big ole’ map!

Halo’s not back!

Halo’s not back!
 

zlatko

Banned
Oh. My. God.
Bungie look at that map.
It is soooo big.
It looks like… one of those…Battefield fanboy maps. Who understands those fanboys? They only play on that map because it’s full of total noobs.
I mean, that map… it’s just so big… I can’t believe it’s just so round and out there… I mean… gross!
Look! It’s just so, bad.



I LIKE BIG TEAM and I cannot lie
You other Spartans can’t deny
When girl joins in on a big team map
With a sniper in your hands you get
SPRUNG

Wanna talk real tough
Cause you notice you’re finally stuffed
Deep in the Mantis spawning
I’m hooked and I can’t stop spamming

Oh baby, I wanna camp your spot
And take your screenshot
My clanmates tried to warn me
But that FOTUS you got
(Makes me feel so horny)

Ooh, Cam-o'-load-out
You say you want promethean vision?
Well, view me, view me
'Cause I’m about to grab your ban-shee

I'm in the air spawn campin’
To hell with flag capin'
I got plasma, bombs,
And you’re on instant respawn

I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' Black Ops is the thing
Go to your local Gamestop
Ask him that.

It’s gotta pack more big team

So, Spartans! (yeah) Spartans! (yeah! )
Has your game got big team?
(Hell Yeah! )
Tell 'em to play it!
(Play it! )
Play it!
(Play it! )
Play that big ole’ map!

Halo’s not back!

Halo’s not back!

whatthehellamireading.jpg
 

u4iX

Member
343 is a mastermind, create a class to pass the time
CoD appeal, time to grind, save your points, I'm spendin' mine
The game is feeling new, but beware this shit ain't Halo
BR burstin' on her face, I got killed by Boltshot Camo
Kevin Franklin make it work, I'm the boss instant spawn's in
Yeah, this ordnance fuckin' suits me, choose three buttons
These players be actin' crazy when they're JiP'd, RESPAWN
I ain't playing Regicide, it's just custom Juggernaut
This game is a disaster, Halo: Reach seems intact
Casuals wanna battle me, I'll throw the ball across the map
And my party makes you rage quit, so it's time to Join in Progress
I am saving this clip, but there's no file browser
Leavin' with your girl when I last seen Cortana
You fuckin' with the canon, the Didact is Herman Munster
Fly planes on the last mission, like the Star Wars trilogy
My dick is too big, SO THEY CALL IT THE INFINITY
Got her ordnance in my iPhone, what do y'all think?
While y'all calling in grenades, I got a mist... pink
If I am just a gamer man, you coulda fooled me
I'm the best, when these devs talk, they straight quote me
 
K

kittens

Unconfirmed Member
Hell, just cut back on the power weapons by 75% in dominion, add one more player per team, and I'm happy.
Dominion is such a great idea (territories on steroids), but as it stands, it's a fiesta gametype.
Cant even make two steps without being incinerated with a binary rifle or incendiary cannon.
For reals. I'd enjoy Dominion so much more if it didn't play like Heavies.
 

CyReN

Member
343 is a mastermind, create a class to pass the time
CoD appeal, time to grind, save your points, I'm spendin' mine
The game is feeling new, but beware this shit ain't Halo
BR burstin' on her face, I got killed by Boltshot Camo
Kevin Franklin make it work, I'm the boss instant spawn's in
Yeah, this ordnance fuckin' suits me, choose three buttons
These players be actin' crazy when they're JiP'd, RESPAWN
I ain't playing Regicide, it's just custom Juggernaut
This game is a disaster, Halo: Reach seems intact
Casuals wanna battle me, I'll throw the ball across the map
And my party makes you rage quit, so it's time to Join in Progress
I am saving this clip, but there's no file browser
Leavin' with your girl when I last seen Cortana
You fuckin' with the canon, the Didact is Herman Munster
Fly planes on the last mission, like the Star Wars trilogy
My dick is too big, SO THEY CALL IT THE INFINITY
Got her ordnance in my iPhone, what do y'all think?
While y'all calling in grenades, I got a mist... pink
If I am just a gamer man, you coulda fooled me
I'm the best, when these devs talk, they straight quote me

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Tawpgun

Member
343 is a mastermind, create a class to pass the time
CoD appeal, time to grind, save your points, I'm spendin' mine
The game is feeling new, but beware this shit ain't Halo
BR burstin' on her face, I got killed by Boltshot Camo
Kevin Franklin make it work, I'm the boss instant spawn's in
Yeah, this ordnance fuckin' suits me, choose three buttons
These players be actin' crazy when they're JiP'd, RESPAWN
I ain't playing Regicide, it's just custom Juggernaut
This game is a disaster, Halo: Reach seems intact
Casuals wanna battle me, I'll throw the ball across the map
And my party makes you rage quit, so it's time to Join in Progress
I am saving this clip, but there's no file browser
Leavin' with your girl when I last seen Cortana
You fuckin' with the canon, the Didact is Herman Munster
Fly planes on the last mission, like the Star Wars trilogy
My dick is too big, SO THEY CALL IT THE INFINITY
Got her ordnance in my iPhone, what do y'all think?
While y'all calling in grenades, I got a mist... pink
If I am just a gamer man, you coulda fooled me
I'm the best, when these devs talk, they straight quote me

tumblr_mbbudu9ayc1r3qknqo2_400.gif
 
343 is a mastermind, create a class to pass the time
CoD appeal, time to grind, save your points, I'm spendin' mine
The game is feeling new, but beware this shit ain't Halo
BR burstin' on her face, I got killed by Boltshot Camo
Kevin Franklin make it work, I'm the boss instant spawn's in
Yeah, this ordnance fuckin' suits me, choose three buttons
These players be actin' crazy when they're JiP'd, RESPAWN
I ain't playing Regicide, it's just custom Juggernaut
This game is a disaster, Halo: Reach seems intact
Casuals wanna battle me, I'll throw the ball across the map
And my party makes you rage quit, so it's time to Join in Progress
I am saving this clip, but there's no file browser
Leavin' with your girl when I last seen Cortana
You fuckin' with the canon, the Didact is Herman Munster
Fly planes on the last mission, like the Star Wars trilogy
My dick is too big, SO THEY CALL IT THE INFINITY
Got her ordnance in my iPhone, what do y'all think?
While y'all calling in grenades, I got a mist... pink
If I am just a gamer man, you coulda fooled me
I'm the best, when these devs talk, they straight quote me

I don't think I know the song for this :(
 
343 is a mastermind, create a class to pass the time
CoD appeal, time to grind, save your points, I'm spendin' mine
The game is feeling new, but beware this shit ain't Halo
BR burstin' on her face, I got killed by Boltshot Camo
Kevin Franklin make it work, I'm the boss instant spawn's in
Yeah, this ordnance fuckin' suits me, choose three buttons
These players be actin' crazy when they're JiP'd, RESPAWN
I ain't playing Regicide, it's just custom Juggernaut
This game is a disaster, Halo: Reach seems intact
Casuals wanna battle me, I'll throw the ball across the map
And my party makes you rage quit, so it's time to Join in Progress
I am saving this clip, but there's no file browser
Leavin' with your girl when I last seen Cortana
You fuckin' with the canon, the Didact is Herman Munster
Fly planes on the last mission, like the Star Wars trilogy
My dick is too big, SO THEY CALL IT THE INFINITY
Got her ordnance in my iPhone, what do y'all think?
While y'all calling in grenades, I got a mist... pink
If I am just a gamer man, you coulda fooled me
I'm the best, when these devs talk, they straight quote me
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Trey

Member
Fine.

Music

Lyrics: (First verse only)

-------
Yo, JIP? Let's kick it.

Reach, Reach, baby
Reach, Reach, baby

All right stop, join in progress, and listen
Perks are back as a "brand new" invention
Camo makes the campers play meekly
Grinding each challenge, daily and weekly

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off radar and I'm pro
To the extreme I grab a flag with a magnum
Light-up a shield and kill a noob like a random

Spawn, go rush the rifle that blooms
I'm flinching your scope every time that you zoom
Deadly with a triple-burst melody
Anything more than five shots is a felony

Love it or leave it, you'll probably play
You better like Waypoint, it's here to stay
If there was a plot hole, they'll evolve it
Check out the book where the Didact resolves it

Vanilla Reach, Reach, baby

Flawless.
 
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