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Halo |OT14| They call it Halo
- Thread starter Overdoziz
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WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD BONE HER MORE OFTEN
What's Adam and Eve?
"Adult" store.
xxjuicesxx
Member
My GF had a sex toy party at the apartment. One girl bought like 150 dollars worth of dildos n shit. Couple weeks later she broke up with her boyfriend. Beware! You probably arent satisfying her.
Sucks. Not much you can do, shrimp.
Demoncarnotaur
Member
Thank GOD I didn't google that.
Enfinit, buddy, you're in for a good time
Poker Face
Member
Grifball next week
Guessing some other playlist(s) will be removed
thats about it i think
YourExWife
Member
In my defense, she said she wanted something like this since before we got together. We've been dating for 6 years (since freshmen year in high school). I don't think it has anything to do with me not pleasuring her adequately, and she openly said that, but I'm still baffled at what to think. Should I be excited or questioning my manhood?!
Also, I totally understand if you're mildly jealous.
I mean, who honestly wants to read more about Halo 4's problems? Someone's got to spice things up, and Plywood/kylej hasn't made a post about porn in a while.
Why am I asking HaloGAF this
Because I love you guys
Take it as a compliment that I enjoy this community enough that I feel like sharing this shit. It's just like sitting around a table with a couple beers and friends shootin' the shit.
Also, I totally understand if you're mildly jealous.
I mean, who honestly wants to read more about Halo 4's problems? Someone's got to spice things up, and Plywood/kylej hasn't made a post about porn in a while.
MaximumFlipFlop
Banned
She doesn't really do much of anything as far as being a visible presence.
Fuck that. It doesn't bother me enough to warrant that much attention.
MrGreencastle
Member
I feel like I should do this more in advance. You know, to give them more time to get a BINGO.
xxjuicesxx
Member
Please post pictures of her in yoga pants and KyleJ will confirm if HaloGAF is indeed jelly.
I feel like I should do this more in advance. You know, to give them more time to get a BINGO.
I'm guessing a Bingo across the top.
Slightly Live
Dirty tag dodger
The sad thing is I think I could legitimately do that. Although that's a little weird.
Only six?
Six years is a long time when you started dating someone at 15.
MrGreencastle
Member
Yeah, I do actually randomize the placement after coming up with a list of 24 things. Harder than it looks :/
Also, not sure what the objective is other than satire... Do I put things that we want that are clearly not gonna get crossed off? Or should I try and make them win with a bunch of easy mundane stuff that they get every week. Gotta balance it out a bit.
Come March I'm going to be at 7. Long-term relationship HaloGAF unite.
As to the bulletins, I'm sure they're a lot of work to do but I can understand why people get annoyed. Like other things at 343i, there's a lot of effort that isn't getting resolved into something people can tangibly see. Sometimes I feel like we're still in prerelease mode.
Slightly Live
Dirty tag dodger
Met my other half when I was 17, we've been going out for 9 years this year. Might just set a date for the marriage too.
Wears his cool LTHG tie.
the natron
Neo Member
YES. PLEASE SUCH A GOOD IDEA
Also I'm pleasantly surprised by the Forge playlist, its definitely not this super great thing that some people make it out to be as almost all of the standard Halo 4 issues still exist but its better than most of the other playlists.
And I really enjoyed Spartan Ops Episode 6 with Chapters 1, 3, and 5 being the real standouts.
Yeah... I just got together with my gf two months ago... I'm 16... if we were together six years...
God damn.
That's the plan for us as well. Waiting until we get out of university, though. Gotta have my finances in order to ensure I can support a wife and a family.
Ask anyone here, it's not something you plan on. It just happens.
You're in a relationship with your job, and it wears the pants.
<3
Steelyuhas
Member
HEYYYYOOO
MrGreencastle
Member
Yeah, the head dude from Platinum expressed interest in Darksiders on Twitter earlier today.
Chapter 4 is underrated. I thought it fit really nicely on Vortex. It played better than any multiplayer game I've played on that map. Night time campaign locations are also pretty sweet if used in way different from campaign, so 1/2 for Chapter 2.
FTFY
MaximumFlipFlop
Banned
I usually don't complain about bad teammates but God Damn! Come in late, felt like the team was not helping me at all. Turns out, I was right.
xxjuicesxx
Member
I'm about to hit a year and half but it feels like 10 years...so I think I win.
lmao your hand doesn't count heckfu
I'll post yoga pants if you do.
the natron
Neo Member
That is fantastic news! Both Darksiders games were amazing even if the first one was a bit of a zelda knockoff. But I never really enjoyed the combat that much in either one to be honest, so here's to hoping Platinum can fix that.
And thats a good point. Chapter 4 used Vortex in a much better manner than the multiplayer did. Actually got to see more of the map instead of just the damn central building.
Enter The 36 Chambers
Member
Pause
The Council Gamer w/ Walshy and Flamesword. Talking the future of Halo 4, MLG dropping Halo 4, and tears to be shed. Can 343 save us? - http://www.twitch.tv/thehalocouncil
If there's ONE good thing about Complex, it's that when assholes are holding the objective and are fishing for kills in their party (See: red team below), there are plenty of spots to hide.
I managed to rock in positive, but my team mates weren't so lucky..
Why people even bother to farm kills like that is beyond me. Half the time my team mates would spawn and be killed pretty much instantly. I didn't help them because it was useless. 3v6 and they had snipers, rockets.. etc and were on top of the building facing our spawn. Sometimes you gotta know when to cut your losses.
I managed to rock in positive, but my team mates weren't so lucky..
Why people even bother to farm kills like that is beyond me. Half the time my team mates would spawn and be killed pretty much instantly. I didn't help them because it was useless. 3v6 and they had snipers, rockets.. etc and were on top of the building facing our spawn. Sometimes you gotta know when to cut your losses.
I wish that randoms wouldn't have to go up against parties. It's been happening far too much lately :\
MrGreencastle
Member
It bugs me when parts of maps aren't used. You could make CTF work in a variety of ways of Vortex I think. Longbow is another map that has two pretty huge sections that no one uses. That map has I think 5 full bases, but only 3 are used for 6v6 Dominion with the other 2 tucked away on either side. I'd kill for some heat maps!
Slightly Live
Dirty tag dodger
I AM SORRY YOU HAVE REALLY DISPROPORTIONATE MUSCLES IN ONE OF YOUR ARMS
EagleBurnn
Banned
Then HaloGAF can all vote on which girlfriend is the hottest and the one that's the most hurt at the end has to send their bottled tears to heckfu to use as lube.