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[ElzarTheBam]

I paid 1200msp for this...
Christ.

But the laughs were priceless.

Micheal bay, never forget.

Also, I think rape shower could be considered an offensive callout.

The michael bay is the best damn callout I ever made, will re-use for Halo 4.

 

[Gui_PT]

The michael bay is the best damn callout I ever made, will re-use for Halo 4.

Camel Toe

 

[ElzarTheBam]

Camel Toe

I'm not sure who made that up, was it you? Or was it a group effort?

 

[Demoncarnotaur]

Uh, so my disk tray on my xbox has been getting stuck when trying to open, and its getting worse. Anything I can do?

 

[Gui_PT]

I'm not sure who made that up, was it you? Or was it a group effort?

I think i misunderstood something you said as camel toe

 

[Brolic Gaoler]

Uh, so my disk tray on my xbox has been getting stuck when trying to open, and its getting worse. Anything I can do?

With the disk in or empty? Mine gets stuck without a disk in it, so I try to avoid that.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Uh, so my disk tray on my xbox has been getting stuck when trying to open, and its getting worse. Anything I can do?

I have to use "open tray" on the dashboard now, cuz the button doesn't want to work anymore. A butter knife is good, too. Helps unstuck things.

Don't worry Demon, we just have to hold out until November, when we can put in Halo 4 and never need to remove it.

 

[daedalius]

I don't remember Halo 3's co-op being this bad. Is it because of Reach's matchmaking, or is just being affected by Reach's overall terriblenessness? Or is it just nostalgia for Halo 3 because Daedalus doesn't accept my invited for campaign to play it anymore.

Wat?

When was this? I also have no headset right now because I am out of town

Been playing a bit of legendary h3 thunderstorm mythic in between doing stuff down here.

 

[Gazzawa]

It's probably because I know Gazzawa personally which helps me step back from how I react to other posts on here.

 

[ElzarTheBam]

I think i misunderstood something you said as camel toe

Then you are the creator of this callout. I even used it last night.

Camo tunnel

Ding, ding, ding.

 

[Gabotron ES]

I'm watching The Avengers tomorrow, u jelly americans?

 

[Overdoziz]

I think i misunderstood something you said as camel toe

Camo tunnel

 

[Gui_PT]

Then you are the creator of this callout. I even used it last night.

Camo tunnel

That's it! :lol

 

[Hydranockz]

Pancake house, land down under, waffle joint. So many gooduns.

 

[Tha Robbertster]

Pancake house, land down under, waffle joint. So many gooduns.

Which one is this?

 

[Demoncarnotaur]

With the disk in or empty? Mine gets stuck without a disk in it, so I try to avoid that.

Ah, I didn't even think of that, but it does seem to happen a lot more when its empty. Guess Ill keep something inside of it at all times..

I have to use "open tray" on the dashboard now, cuz the button doesn't want to work anymore. A butter knife is good, too. Helps unstuck things.

Don't worry Demon, we just have to hold out until November, when we can put in Halo 4 and never need to remove it.

Yeah, I had to use a dime to open it. =P

And tell me about it, I just pray my 360 holds up, cause I can't afford a new one anytime soon, haha. Maybe by then I will be able to for a Halo 4 LE, but I really doubt it.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I had this same Xbox 360 since 2006. It RROD'd once, but they fixed it and sent it right back. I've also got the same controller! We've been through a lot together, me and this Xbox...just hold on a little longer, buddy.

 

[StalkerUKCG]

I had this same Xbox 360 since 2006. It RROD'd once, but they fixed it and sent it right back. I've also got the same controller! We've been through a lot together, me and this Xbox...just hold on a little longer, buddy.

The day you insert Halo 4 its going to die.

 

[senador]

I want my Xbox to die so I can get a slim and have it after the nextbox comes out.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

The day you insert Halo 4 its going to die.

That's always my nightmare every time I get a new 360 game I've wanted for months. "This is it. This is the day the 360 dies, and M$ can't revive it."

Shit keeps me up at nights.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Nothing beats Argentinian TV.

VNSFW

I want to live on this planet some more.

 

[Hypertrooper]

Pancake house, land down under, waffle joint. So many gooduns.

DAMN YOU FOR THE EARWORM!

 

[Rickenslacker]

I've had a couple of 360 deaths, but funnily enough never a RROD. Each time it was either a tray motor issue or the laser gave out and stopped reading discs.

But I've got two 360s, no slims. One refurb Jasper and another refurb Falcon as a backup.

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

Mass quantities of KC BBQ will be eaten today.

 

[Fracas]

Hey guys, I've been gone for awhile, last Halo 4 news I heard was that NFL players got to play it? And that Louis Wu played it as well? Can someone link me to pictures, if there are any? (If that's ok, I'm not sure if there's an NDA, there's a pic on this very page) Franklinator told me there's something called personal ordinance that may or may not be killstreaks, and that the DMR has bloom, but not really, and that the pistol is similar to Reach's.

edit: Sweet, Gabotron's back

 

[Tashi]

209 is a classic page

 

[daedalius]

Mass quantities of KC BBQ will be eaten today.

Kc bbq is pretty amazing, I eat it on a regular basis... one of the only good things about Kansas.

Won't stop from getting out of there as soon as I can though...

 

[Demoncarnotaur]

Hey guys, I've been gone for awhile, last Halo 4 news I heard was that NFL players got to play it? And that Louis Wu played it as well? Can someone link me to pictures, if there are any? (If that's ok, I'm not sure if there's an NDA, there's a pic on this very page) Franklinator told me there's something called personal ordinance that may or may not be killstreaks, and that the DMR has bloom, but not really, and that the pistol is similar to Reach's.

edit: Sweet, Gabotron's back

Eh, Ill post them all but only the first one is worth it:

 

[Rickenslacker]

^ That first image shows the bare decorative aspects of the HUD. I remember there being speculations about those three switches near the top, but it looks like they're just there for the aesthetic.

 

[Fracas]

Wait, is that an inheritor symbol? And XP?
Holy balls at that FUD shot though.

 

[Bregmann Roche]

:lol thanks everybody



Oh look a mexican hat... really? you're a disgusting man.

Also, 24.4% unemployment rate, FUCK YEAH!

Welcome back Gabo! Does that 24.4% number include ALL unemployed people or does your country use the same tricky method that the US uses, which is to count only the people that are still looking for work and can't find any?

Today I learned that Argentinian TV is INCREDIBLE. What's the cost of living down there/does Comcast offer Argentinian channels in the US?

 

[Demoncarnotaur]

^ That first image shows the bare decorative aspects of the HUD. I remember there being speculations about those three switches near the top, but it looks like they're just there for the aesthetic.

speaking of HUDs:

343

 

[GhaleonEB]

nope. Ghaleon could be swapped with Dax etc.

I read this post without the proper context and was most displeased.

Something related to the lore then?

Halo: The Thirdium by Greg Bear reveal. Believe.

Although I seem to recall Ghaleon not liking Cryptum/Primordium. :lol

I did not really enjoy reading Cryptum, but I've been enjoying thinking about it since. Some wonderful world building and characters, wrapped in a deliveary style I found less than enjoyable. But I'm planning to follow the series through to conclusion because it was so damn interesting.

Also, I'm writing this on our iPad, which is weird. The mobile layout is amazing, but this post took 10 minutes to type.

 

[heckfu]

I read this post without the proper context and was most displeased.



I did not really enjoy reading Cryptum, but I've been enjoying thinking about it since. Some wonderful world building and characters, wrapped in a deliveary style I found less than enjoyable. But I'm planning to follow the series through to conclusion because it was so damn interesting.

Also, I'm writing this on our iPad, which is weird. The mobile layout is amazing, but this post took 10 minutes to type.

Have you tried splitting the keyboard? I find it easier to type on it often when I do that.

 

[Steelyuhas]

I find the lack of Invasion confirmed as a gametype in Halo 4 news offensive.

They have said that multiplayer is Spartans only, so I wouldn't count on it.

No Invasion in H4 should be replaced with something better, like get this: actual Objective.

Impressive.

 

[zlatko]

Anyone else hit the 26K jackpot yet?

 

[Gabotron ES]

Welcome back Gabo! Does that 24.4% number include ALL unemployed people or does your country use the same tricky method that the US uses, which is to count only the people that are still looking for work and can't find any?

Today I learned that Argentinian TV is INCREDIBLE. What's the cost of living down there/does Comcast offer Argentinian channels in the US?

We use the tricky method one, still impressive as fuck!

 

[The Henery]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=inqr-1KlOts#t=169s

Watching this, I was reminded of the podcast pre-Reach in which Sage said they 'wanted the enemy encounters to last longer than previous games'.

I was also thinking

>Evade

I laughed at the end though.

 

[Hydranockz]

Anyone else hit the 26K jackpot yet?

Over did I do believe.

 

[Gabotron ES]

They have said that multiplayer is Spartans only, so I wouldn't count on it.

They didn't say anything about Brutes being playable, another impressive move on 343's marketing campaign...

 

[Overdoziz]

Anyone else hit the 26K jackpot yet?

Got it after 1 match.

 

[Steelyuhas]

They didn't say anything about Brutes being playable, another impressive move on 343's marketing campaign...

They said Spartans only. Am I missing something? That rules out all other species in multiplayer.

 

[Gabotron ES]

They said Spartans only. Am I missing something? That rules out all other species in multiplayer.

RACIST

 

[The Librarian]

They didn't say anything about Brutes being playable, another impressive move on 343's marketing campaign...

I admire your optimism, Gabo.

 

[CyReN]

HaloCouncil Top 5!

 

[Gui_PT]

HaloCouncil Top 5!

That announcer thinks he's so cool

 

[ViewtifulJC]

#4 was the best

I mean, WOW. That shit cray

 

[Tashi]

Did you really just say that shit cray in a serious manner?

Ughh

 

[ViewtifulJC]

 

[The Henery]

HaloCouncil Top 5!

WOW. 1 and 2 plays were unbelievable. Nexy is a great commentator.