I just noticed that I kill a husband and wife team. Twice each. I hopefully caused a divorce. I imagine he started yelling at her about how bad she sucks, and where was she when he needed backup, and she got upset because she's trying to enjoy the same hobbies as he does, she really is, and when's the last time he did something she liked doing, and he fired back "Oh, but I bitch and whine all the time", then she threw a frag but of course he used Evade, which brought him entirely across the room, allowing him to melee her twice for the win.
Don't worry, they made up later and there was stickies for all.