Happy Independence Day, Americans!
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chickdigger802
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place isn't lacking in flags lol.
But honestly the most american thing i saw today was this mcdonalds delivery man.
What the fuck. How is that American. We don't have McDonald's delivery people in the US *sobs*
They don't work for tips there.
gonna head out soon here to get some fucking fireworks. i know nothing. what should i buy, what should i avoid?
halp me, gaf.
Roman Candles are always good.
Tesseract
Banned
good at exploding hands.
Or faces. Whatever.
gutter_trash
Banned
Happy 4th of July from your neighbors of the North
I will accept this cafe as "American enough", then. Whatcha doin' in Shanghai?
This is why I'm proud to be an American. Despite some American girls thinking they are high maintenance or to good for anyone else. I'm surrounded by woman like her day in and day out.
I can just imagine being with her today at a BBQ and seeing her suck that popsicle in and out. Jesus...brb
if there is one team to represent us i nominate
I've never been prouder of my country
*salute*
chickdigger802
Banned
intern/visit family.
SquiddyCracker
Banned
U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
Land of the best food in the world!
Land of the best food in the world!
^^^http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=481112&page=1
Every time I think we have the best food I revert to this thread.
Every time I think we have the best food I revert to this thread.
I'll use this occasion to post what I feel is the best rendition of the Star Spangled Banner I've ever heard. Seriously, fuck all those people who think our national anthem should be 'America the Beautiful'.
SteveWinwood
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Who the hell thinks that?
A version of the SSB without vocal gymnastics? This is rarer than a Legendary pokemon.
That was great. The Star Spangled Banner is so much better with a choir than just an individual. Individuals tend to try to mix things up when they sing it, inject themselves into the song.
you're both wrong
**k that noise!
Not even the best in Texas! All about that Steel Blue, Liberty White and Battle Red bitches!
USA!USA!USA!
SquiddyCracker
Banned
While I don't want to ruin your great day, I have to say that the national anthem of the U.S.A is pretty meh.
It sounds too christmasy.
It sounds too christmasy.
FlawlessCowboy
Member
Hell yeah!
Greatest country on earth.
Greatest country on earth.
SquiddyCracker
Banned
This explains so much.
Mind blown.
Oh I agree Whitney Houstan's is amazing, and probably is the best version I've heard by an individual singer, but personally I prefer the sound of a choir
ViewtifulJC
Banned
I laughed.
SteveWinwood
Member
Nah, we like to ensure our people don't blow themselves up. We've figured out that there are way too many people who shouldn't be around fire, let alone fireworks.
The problem is that we're too good at blowing shit up.
Also, everybody knows that you can't get the good fireworks in cities. You gotta get out of town and go about a half hour down the highway for the good stuff.
shadyspace
Banned
Our government is awesome enough to know that blowing shit up isn't nearly as fun when it's legal.
SteveWinwood
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Re: fireworks, every year I read seanbabys adventures with fireworks http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-show-america-you-care-with-homemade-fireworks/ (has links to his 2 other blowing things the fuck up articles)
It's probably the greatest thing that has ever come out of fireworks.
It's probably the greatest thing that has ever come out of fireworks.
Exactly. Rebelling against the man is what Independence Day is all about. It's our patriotic duty to do at least one illegal thing today.
Escape Goat
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America has several native fruits and vegetables. Screw your narrow interpretation of America!
FlyingTeacup
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Chaplain
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President John Adams said that Independence Day "ought to be commemorated as the day of deliverance by solemn acts of devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forevermore."
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