Happy Independence Day, Americans!

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Amir0x said:
Yes. God is politically neutral. He doesn't give half a fucks as to your political allegiances. He's sitting on his throne, letting mankind fuck each other up, until such time as he destroys this world and ushers in the heavenly kingdom.

God huggers who try to act like he chooses one political cause over another are actually Godless heathens worthy of eternal damnation. There's actually a special corner in hell reserved for those who try to make political cause in the name of God.
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Game Analyst said:
President John Adams said that Independence Day "ought to be commemorated as the day of deliverance by solemn acts of devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forevermore."
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To be frank, John Adams can suck my dick.

FIREWORKS AND HAMBURGERS, YA'LL
 
And yet this Fourth of July I've realized that I need more Top Gear episodes in my life, all while looking at the dwindling number of episodes of Peepshow I've got left in my netflix queue.

I'm a bad patriot, I know.
 
NullPointer said:
And yet this Fourth of July I've realized that I need more Top Gear episodes in my life, all while looking at the dwindling number of episodes of Peepshow I've got left in my netflix queue.

I'm a bad patriot, I know.
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As long as you make it up by watching an episode of Top Gear US where they drive big trucks (or all of them), you'll be alright.
 
Hey you tea sucking brits. I how do you like this tea it's rich flavor and aroma comes from MY NUTS!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! AMERCIA!!!
 
Just landed in NYC. My first time in America during the 4th of July. I'll see if I can catch a glimpse of all the stuff that's supposed to happen tonight.
 
I might be from England US GAF, and my ancestors had a part in the dark says that set yours to freedom, but I wish you the best 4th of July and raise you a salute for great joy!
 
max_cool said:
So you mean a beef salad - that's no burger.
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He said veggie burger, so it's not even really beef. By the way, wouldn't actual beef be better as far as the whole low carb thing goes? Since beef doesn't have carbs, and veggie burger patties do? Unless of course you are a vegetarian, in which case, never mind.
 
Tesseract said:
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gonna head out soon here to get some fucking fireworks. i know nothing. what should i buy, what should i avoid?

halp me, gaf.
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If it can't blow up a small chuck of our country. Its not a real firework.

So avoid sparkles, poppers, and anything legal in most states.
 
Almost fireworks and party time. One final salute from the Pennsylvania, the 13th best state in the Union! Weee!

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When I used to still do the fireworks shit it was great because I lived only a few miles from the border with SC and could just hop over and pick up some great shit. Nothing's more fun
and dangerous
than getting drunk and shooting some fireworks off with friends.
 
Had a BLT for lunch and now burgers and hotdogs for dinner, with plenty of beer in between. <3 u America.

More alcohol I say!
 
Been sitting at home getting blitzed and the only girls lame enough to be on Facebook chat are sub-21.... should I be a real American tonight GAF? ??
 
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