Has Nintendo subtly confirmed that Mario and Peach are now fucking?

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If mario marries Peach he become the King... or would he renounce the throne?
 
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I hope my mans Mario isn't down that bad. Don't let that thot spin the bend after she had all her fun with them other guys. Now she wanna settle down with you after she's ran through. Hold steady, Mario! Hold fuckin' steady, pley-boi. :pie_gsquint:
 
Mario is a virgin simp, Peach fucks with Bowser instead, she is always with him and Mario always has to go to find her at Bowser's home.
 
Peach x Bowser is canon, sorry OP.
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Peach is attracted to Bowser, because he's the bad boy. Which explains why she keeps getting "captured" by him.

Then every time she realizes that bad boys are bad for relationships she'll call on nice guy Mario, to "rescue" her.

Like a good simp Mario rises to the occasion, in hopes that this time he'll get a handy, only for Peach to give him a hug and tells him how much she values their friendship.

Then when she inevitably gets bored of Mario, Peach will have bad boy Bowser give her the excitement she craves.

The cycle repeats...

College level drama trash.

None of these characters ever grow up.

At least we can enjoy their endless misery.
 
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