I hope my mans Mario isn't down that bad. Don't let that thot spin the bend after she had all her fun with them other guys. Now she wanna settle down with you after she's ran through. Hold steady, Mario! Hold fuckin' steady, pley-boi.
Peach is attracted to Bowser, because he's the bad boy. Which explains why she keeps getting "captured" by him.
Then every time she realizes that bad boys are bad for relationships she'll call on nice guy Mario, to "rescue" her.
Like a good simp Mario rises to the occasion, in hopes that this time he'll get a handy, only for Peach to give him a hug and tells him how much she values their friendship.
Then when she inevitably gets bored of Mario, Peach will have bad boy Bowser give her the excitement she craves.