Yeah it's weird. It's a mystery. But it's not piss. And it's actually a nice smell/ taste.Did it have an odor?
this one red head i dated 2 years ago was giving me some road head after one of my hockey games
we pulled over and she wanted me to watch her bang my cars stick shift
The final time we had sex was the worst, just as I was climaxing, she says "I want your cum inside me daddy"
I had a girlfriend keep calling me daddy during sex. "Fuck me daddy" was an instant erection killer, I just couldn't get over it.
The final time we had sex was the worst, just as I was climaxing, she says "I want your cum inside me daddy". I finished, but I couldn't do it any more after that. We had a chat about it and she didn't see anything wrong with it, but it weirded me out something fierce.
I had a scratcher as well, I didn't mind that so much but it took its toll on my chest and arms. Also had one girlfriend who hated shaving but loved oral, didn't make for a fun combination, but it still wasn't as big a deal breaker as being daddy during sex.
I had a girlfriend keep calling me daddy during sex. "Fuck me daddy" was an instant erection killer, I just couldn't get over it.
The final time we had sex was the worst, just as I was climaxing, she says "I want your cum inside me daddy". I finished, but I couldn't do it any more after that. We had a chat about it and she didn't see anything wrong with it, but it weirded me out something fierce.
I had a scratcher as well, I didn't mind that so much but it took its toll on my chest and arms. Also had one girlfriend who hated shaving but loved oral, didn't make for a fun combination, but it still wasn't as big a deal breaker as being daddy during sex.
That's pretty common in latino culture, but I think it has less to do with "daddy" as your biological father and more like "papi", which is the guy you decide to give yourself to.
Screaming turns me off. Dirty talk is fine to a point but there is a line that can be crossed. And anyone who takes themselves too seriously is a complete turn off. If I laugh at a don't stop because it makes me think of Journey, don't act like it's the end of the world.
It's really self-seriousness and overacting that get to me. Everything else is fine. Sex is great when it's fun and spontaneous. Nothing is more erection repellent than a practiced fuck me harder.
Well, that certainly gives things a different connotation...
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I love it when girls say fuck me harder. Consent to lay down some pipe.
Wify never initiated a sex in 6 years of marriage and never even asked for it once. Also passive in bed. I think this is due to upbringing in muslim society.
Also when we did it the fist time, she didn't even knew she had an extra place just for 'it', she thought it will go where pee comes from.
Wify never initiated a sex in 6 years of marriage and never even asked for it once. Also passive in bed. I think this is due to upbringing in muslim society.
Also when we did it the fist time, she didn't even knew she had an extra place just for 'it', she thought it will go where pee comes from.
had an ex start with the incest dirty talk... "daddy we cant tell mommy etc etc.."
At least it wasn't "grandpa, don't tell auntie"
Wify never initiated a sex in 6 years of marriage and never even asked for it once. Also passive in bed. I think this is due to upbringing in muslim society.
Also when we did it the fist time, she didn't even knew she had an extra place just for 'it', she thought it will go where pee comes from.
Oh my
Had a selfish lover. Would basically force me to finger and eat her out for like 30 min after I already came. It got old fast
Had a selfish lover. Would basically force me to finger and eat her out for like 30 min after I already came. It got old fast
Had a selfish lover. Would basically force me to finger and eat her out for like 30 min after I already came. It got old fast
You! You worthless piece of slime! You ignorant disgusting blob!
You're nothing but an unstable short-chained molecule!
You foul obnoxious muck!
You have a weak electrochemical bond!
Had a selfish lover. Would basically force me to finger and eat her out for like 30 min after I already came. It got old fast
My wife tries to like, discuss plans with me while we are having sex. Stuff like, "okay, let's make sure we pay our tax bill next week".
I dated a girl once who was a squirter. Not a big deal, I've seen female ejaculation before.
But this girl was another level. She warned me before we slept together, and the first time she came to my house to have sex she brought a duffelbag. In the bag she had a rubber drop sheet and several towels. She set the drop sheet on my bed and placed the towels in strategic locations.
We started at it, and I put my fingers inside her. Within twenty seconds she started spraying everywhere. It was nuts. When we actually started coitus (can't believe I used that word) we were doing it doggy style. She kept squirting and squirting. When I came I pulled out to remove the condom and she then shot out SEVEN hard blasts in a row. It was ridiculous. I wasn't even touching her!
My room was soaked. It didn't really gross me out, she was fun. She was easily the most orgasmic person I've ever met. She could have orgasms from smelling fruit- that's not a lie.
We continued the fling for a couple of months, and after awhile I was kinda over the squirting. It was fine most of the time, but having to apply protective gear to the room every time you have sex got to be a bit much.
Seriously, I've never seen anything like this woman. I've watched 'squirting' videos of female ejaculators online, and they have nothing on what I've seen. I would bet money that she's the most prodigious female ejaculator in history.
Me and ex did some sh*t that I can never speak of lol (you guys are SERIOUSLY open Gaff lol) but no except for anything too dangerous, or to with pee or crap or anything like that.
It was farts, wasn't it?
Wify never initiated a sex in 6 years of marriage and never even asked for it once. Also passive in bed. I think this is due to upbringing in muslim society.
Also when we did it the fist time, she didn't even knew she had an extra place just for 'it', she thought it will go where pee comes from.
Clearly it's dog fucking. Read between the lines!
You guys are all wrong. "Can never speak of" clearly means they did it dressed up like mimes.
I had an ex who did a VERY crazy thing during sex... at first was kind of hot, but it reached a point when it was disturbing.
When we were in the middle of it... she suddenly whispered something like "imagine I'm Angelina Jolie"... or "close your eyes and think you're with Scarlett Johansson"... and try to imitate her voice afterwards... some times it was celebrities, some times was fictional characters, and even anime; it was very weird, but kind of hot... and then it escalated a little, because she printed photos or set a laptop next to the bed to get the "inspiration"... then it escalated a little more; she started doing that with "real people" we knew in real life, basically our female friends and some teachers and classmates (we were in college at that time); while using their facebook photos as audiovisual support... at that point, it just felt very wrong and I wasn't really comfortable with the idea.
I told this situation to a friend over a couple of beers, and he told me that it was a way to suggest me to arrange a threesome with one of our female friends... Drunk as I was, it made sense, so I talked to her to see if that was in her mind and she was incredibly offended by me thinking that. And then, I asked her if she wanted me to do the same with male celebrities or friends, but she didn't want to, she just enjoyed doing the roleplay, but it only worked if it was only her ... "it's like you can fuck any person in the world with me", she told me; it was just plain creepy at that point.
So yeah, that didn't work.
Haven't had any girlfriend do anything that was a turnoff, only turnoff is when they don't do anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM2PwriqOjc
This would be a turnoff, but guess it would feel good :-D (also the sooouunnd, but not so much into food)
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I've never been with a squirter, but I slept with this women once: she was on top for a bit, and when she got off to change positions a good 2 or 3 cups of liquid dumped out of her. Had never seen anything like that, before or since. Was amazing.
She looked like she was mentally handicapped when she made that face. The only girl I ever dated with no gag reflex though, so that was something.
I had a GF who was very insistent that we fuck on her period. She'd get really upset if I turned her down, but I'm just not down with that. Glad my current GF is just as grossed out by the idea as I am.