Yup, she's gorgeous.
And if this is the worst movie you've seen in a while, you either have tremendous luck or just dont watch many movies.
"Haywire" may be the worst movie I've seen in years
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Yup, she's gorgeous.
And if this is the worst movie you've seen in a while, you either have tremendous luck or just dont watch many movies.
BattleMonkey
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It was shit
Messofanego
Banned
I really like Contagion, I got some grotesque fun watching Gwyneth Paltrow
's head getting sliced off
It succeeded in making Jude Law ugly, I liked his conspiracy nut character which hits far closer like with people rejecting vaccines because of autism or other rubbish.
Clay Davis
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yeah, it was quite a bit better than I thought it would. I would have liked more focus on marion's character though, seeing her come to terms with her situation, etc would have been a lot more compelling to watch than chubby damon and his daughter.
goldenticket
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i had to stop that one
Jude Law was the only character i didn't care for, although Marion Cotillard's arc wasn't that intriguing either.
StriKeVillain
Banned
I didn't enjoy it. Still mad at Expendable for recommending it.
TheKaeptain
Banned
Me too. Never did that before with a movie.
NinjaBoiX
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~Devil Trigger~
In favor of setting Muslim women on fire
the fights were well shot, but everything else was....
NinjaBoiX
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"Hey man, if I say this is my car, you know this is my car, you just get yoself another one. And if I say we in on this Ripley shit, we in on it, with or without yo punk ass!"
outunderthestars
Banned
I thought it was ok, but instantly forgettable. There have been much, much worse films.
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
I've seen many thousands of movies (owned at least 2,000) and there have been less than a handful that I've shut off. (never walked out of a theater by my own choice)
I only made it a couple minutes into Scott Pilgrim, lol.
Discotheque
Banned
Damn bruh, the opening of Scott Pilgrim was incredible. I was pretty much sold after those opening credits. And this is coming from somebody who wants to knock out Michael Cera
CommonSense
Banned
YOLO
kurisu_1974
Banned
I liked it. The cinematography, music, and indie feel of this film kept me interested. The action scenes felt fresh too compared with stuff like you see in Bourne or Bond. Loved the ending. Didn't like de Jude Law character.
OP has not seen enough movies.
Edit: people here are talking shit about the Scott Pilgrim movie too. Out of this thread I am!
OP has not seen enough movies.
Edit: people here are talking shit about the Scott Pilgrim movie too. Out of this thread I am!
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
I'm pretty sure I never saw any. Someone asked him if he'd kissed someone and he said something like "We almost held hands once." and the Cera-ness was at dangerously high levels. I almost went into hypothermia from the douche chills. The trailer was awful. If it wasn't on HBO, I don't think I would ever have started it.
Expendable.
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A seriously entertaining movie, some of the most engaging, visceral action scenes in years.
kurisu_1974
Banned
Don'tBeWeird
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Yeah, it was terrible.
NinjaBoiX
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...played out in complete silence (no music), by a woman who can't act, and laden with cheesy Batman sound effects.
It's just garbage, but I guess if I had to point to one aspect, I guess the fights weren't as horrifically inept as the rest.
A was hoping for "seriously entertaining" and "engaging", but the exposition was so poorly handled, I was bored to tears by the halfway mark. It was only the slightly above passable fights that kept me watching, and even they were spoiled somewhat by awful sound effects and bad acting.
WastedJoker
Banned
I thought it was beautifully shot but other than that it left me cold.
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