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[Cutty Flam]

I think what you have there is good. One secret of all great artists is restraint.

Very wise and true the same. I’ll keep as is and let the flying fish jump right into the boat and onto the already heated skillet

More is less will be in full effect now. That’s always been something I can’t seem to do when texting. I don’t want to seem uncourteous or standoffish or curt, so I always type a bit of a response. Women hate that shit for some reason....

 

[Scotty W]

Part of the quiet brilliance of what I quoted is how off the cuff it sounds- like a candid camera caught you.

 

[Scotty W]

Very wise and true the same. I’ll keep as is and let the flying fish jump right into the boat and onto the already heated skillet

 

[Super Mario]

I always chuckle at people wanting to hookup on these apps. First off, the hottest girls don't need any dating apps or sites. They easily have 100+ guys at any given moment to choose from. They are going to pick either that millionaire or that tatted loser before they pick you. You CAN find one if you're really on your game, but never on a site.

There actually are decent girls on stuff like Tinder. There is also a ton of girls with baggage. The problem with the decent ones, is that again, they have hundreds of guys matching with them. Flirting with them. So how do you stand out? You either have to be amazing looking, or find a way to really impress them. The baggage girls are the ones matching with you.

Your best bet is to meet people at a bar. Your chances are much higher instead of being swiped and forgotten.

 

[Cutty Flam]

I always chuckle at people wanting to hookup on these apps. First off, the hottest girls don't need any dating apps or sites. They easily have 100+ guys at any given moment to choose from. They are going to pick either that millionaire or that tatted loser before they pick you. You CAN find one if you're really on your game, but never on a site.

There actually are decent girls on stuff like Tinder. There is also a ton of girls with baggage. The problem with the decent ones, is that again, they have hundreds of guys matching with them. Flirting with them. So how do you stand out? You either have to be amazing looking, or find a way to really impress them. The baggage girls are the ones matching with you.

Your best bet is to meet people at a bar. Your chances are much higher instead of being swiped and forgotten.

You’re consistently the voice of reason Super Mario. That’s why I’m going to purchase your game, Paper Mario: The Origami King day one

 

[EverydayBeast]

Social Distancing is crucial cmon OP.

 

[zeioIIDX]

I used to be able to get laid EASILY on Craigslist before they butchered that site. Sure, there was some garbage to sift through and I'd get the occasional email from a dude pretending to be a chick, but overall...I could get laid very, very easily on Craigslist. I miss those days. I've tried DoubleList and have yet to actually hookup with anyone. It's useless.

MeetMe sometimes works but that place is a fucking cesspool of wannabe camwhores and emo, whiny, vapid thots looking for an ego boost and meaningless compliments from strangers. I don't play that shit. Tinder and Bumble used to work for me until I got banned from both for calling chicks out on their bullshit (which prompted them to report me, go figure). I've even been reported by exes and shit just because they noticed me on there while swiping and they wanted to be spiteful and vindictive.

It's fucking stupid how the reporting/banning system works on these dating apps. I've tried getting around the bans so many times and it works for maybe a few days or a week or a couple weeks...but they always somehow end up re-banning me eventually. Even if I never even talk to a person on my new profile. I swear to God. I just get banned. I'll even upload totally new photos, use a different number/phone/email address, EVERYTHING!

Fuck me, I guess. Plenty of Fish can work...sometimes...and I met a fucking amazing FWB on OkCupid years ago. But these days? I've run out of options. I've got an account on XVideos and they have a profile/chat system on there but majority of the chicks in my area are either just not my type at all, they never respond, or they log on once every 400 days. I can't win. Can't really go out these days, obviously, and even if I could...picking up chicks at bars or in public just isn't my style.

I actually met a cool-ass chick a while back on OkCupid but I had to bounce because she was Pentecostal and that woman was CRAZY religious (and hypocritical as well, when it was convenient for her). If religion was out of the picture, she'd be perfect. But whatever. I have no idea where you can find some chicks to screw these days, at least not online. I'd say just stick to Tinder and put some effort into your profile. Bumble is generally a waste for most since chicks love to swipe right but never initiate a conversation which means that match vanishes after 24 hours.

 

[MDSLKTR]

True. I think I need to make my profile better. I only have three pics in a wifebeater and I don’t even show my face. My bio is only one sentence about One Piece lmao pretty much zero effort into my Tinder. I’ll have to work on it. Can’t expect results without change I suppose

My dude, this is your problem. Here are the golden rules:
- No selfies ever.
- No pictures from your basement.
- No pictures of you holding a fish.
- Yes to pictures of yourself within a group of people doing something. You cant find any? Go find your local town hobos and take a picture of yourself making sandwiches for them or some shit.
- Yes to pictures outside of yourself landscaping, having fun, drinking at a bar, holding an animal etc. Anything that detaches you from your household.
- No reference to any nerdy pop culture, "geek", "nerd", "tech savvy" is enough. Girls don't know anything outside of quoting the office and tiger king.
- Bio: include your height, look up examples of good tinder bios on google images or reddit and find what meshes with your personality. I can't stress this enough, once you're matched and you're not congruent with what the girl expected then you're done. Women are extremly good at this, one shit test and it's over. Having game is using the best strategies of pro players and adapting it to your style. If your matches aren't receptive go back to the drawing board, I did that many times and today I sit on 100 matches. Concept of abundance is great for game.

Finally good luck, girls are much much nicer and receptive right in this moment because they don't get validation from work, going out, school etc. They're also at their horniest so now is the perfect time. Good luck.

 

[StormCell]

Cutty Flam I think I have the answer for you! I haven't tried this myself, but if what I hear is true, then the Waffle House is what you are after. I'm told the most desperate women in town will be working there, and will do anything you want. Anything...

 

[greenteaforme]

As a woman, some things that used to make me swipe left on a guy when I tried the app were:

Not having their face anywhere in their profile

Only having pictures of their car/mostly pics of their car (she's not gonna want to hook up more if you have a nice ride)

None of their interests listed (but I used it for dating, not hookups so this may not matter)

Quotes from The Office

 

[MaestroMike]

I agree with the others that say u gotta stand out. On ur profile say that ur gay but u wanna see if there is a chick that can turn u straight let's see if that hooks u up with more matches and post that pic of that gaf member thats super hairy girls like hairy dudes