"how do i kill god?"

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The Ward said:
I don't know, people seems to like slaughtering 3000 year old gods, might be a good idea to try something fresher you know?

In all honestly we/humanity don't owe these god or gods any kind of respect. Respect the indivdual and their right to hold their faith by proxy , not the god itself.
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But athetists on GAF attack religion as a whole, not just the worshipping the supernatural part. Even religions with no gods, no concept of afterlife. Just all religion is bad.
 
A more important question is... What if your unborn bastard child is The Flash?

... how can you abort what you can't catch?
 
Shanadeus said:
First you fight The Holy spirit, who take control of various priests and angels and do it's holy work through them and fight against you. Once you've defeated enough sub-bosses Jesus return to earth to face you in an apocalyptical battle that destroys everything; if you manage to beat him you face the final form of God - Big Daddy.
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The final form casts "omniscience" and is unbeatable. You just have to pull a Silent Hill and run away to trigger the final cut scene.
 
Shanadeus said:
Well that's why we need to come up with a way to kill him, just in case he exist.

Which remind me of this set of webstories and wikipages that described various mythological creatures and modern ways of killing them, including the execution of Yawhe for crimes against humanity by Soviet Russia.
Anyone know what I'm talking about?
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Sounds like you could actually make a decent novel with those stories.
 
HK-47 said:
But athetists on GAF attack religion as a whole, not just the worshipping the supernatural part. Even religions with no gods, no concept of afterlife. Just all religion is bad.
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I seriously doubt that atheists on GAF attacks religions with no gods or concept of afterlife.
That would be the best kind of religion imho.
 
Jibril said:
A more important question is... What if your unborn bastard child is The Flash?

... how can you abort what you can't catch?
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Uh, the moment the fetus-Flash superspeeds out of your womb, you're both dead. If you mean that he'll dodge the needle, the answer is simply to flood the womb with cyanide.

It means that the mother will die, but it'll have been for the sake of Humanity. /salute
 
DonMigs85 said:
Even the Ghostbusters could never actually destroy any ghost, they just stick 'em in the Containment unit.
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Actually in the cartoon series (written by sci fi writer JMS) there was a freaky episode where this company created a particle destabilizing weapon that could actually destroy a ghost and I remember the ghostbusters protested saying you cant do something like that. At the climax of the episode destroying ghosts resulted in nature becoming unbalanced.
 
Anticitizen One said:
Actually in the cartoon series (written by sci fi writer JMS) there was a freaky episode where this company created a particle destabilizing weapon that could actually destroy a ghost and I remember the ghostbusters protested saying you cant do something like that. At the climax of the episode destroying ghosts resulted in nature becoming unbalanced.
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Ooh, can anyone find this episode? I can't seem to remember it at all.
 
DonMigs85 said:
Besides what IF it turns out you were all wrong in the end?
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In an ironic turn of events, only the non-believers will be allowed in because if God is God then it would appreciate the thought and skepticism regarding the after-life. He doesn't want sheep filing his taxes.
 
DonMigs85 said:
I know Gaf has some staunch atheists but you guys should at least practice some degree of respect and tolerance. Always mocking the concept of a deity and anyone religious makes you no better than some of the kooky fanatics out there. Many religious folks don't act kooky, creepy or super-ritualistic like you often see portrayed in the media.
Besides what IF it turns out you were all wrong in the end?
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if it's worth taking seriously, it's worth making fun of. bad taste or not.


oh and if he is real, it wouldn't matter. I got my one way ticket to hell anyway.
 
Anticitizen One said:
Actually in the cartoon series (written by sci fi writer JMS) there was a freaky episode where this company created a particle destabilizing weapon that could actually destroy a ghost and I remember the ghostbusters protested saying you cant do something like that. At the climax of the episode destroying ghosts resulted in nature becoming unbalanced.
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Go post about yo party.
 
It couldn't hurt to be prepared with the right weapon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmJTYfhBiP4

Translation: I am finished doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose, I was a success. I've done this because, philosophically, I am sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.
 
ElectricBlue187 said:
If there is a God creator he is likely far too powerful to be killed by even the sum of his creation
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But what if god were one of us? Just a slob like one of us. Just a stranger on the bus. Trying to make his way home
 
Chopper Dave said:
But what if god were one of us? Just a slob like one of us. Just a stranger on the bus. Trying to make his way home
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indirectly, mr. werewolf, you found the answer: Alanis music videos are his weak point

... just as they are the weak point of all humanity
 
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Suicide???
 
What if we're all just god experiencing himself subjectively from multiple points of view?

Why would you want to kill yourself? Why? huh, why?
 
HK-47 said:
Not quite...
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Pfft, get with the times bro. Nietzsche pulled up in his nihilimo outside the pearly gates and did a driveby on God.

Eventually you could just open Pandora's Box and use
hope
to kill God

But if there is a God.. what is his final form?
 
HK-47 said:
Get everyone to stop believing in God. Thats how it works in The Sandman and Discworld :D
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Beat me to it. The lifeblood of gods/deities is belief. Why else would you think the Judeo-Christian God started with one man: Abraham? Start small, give an old man and his wife some children, and you build from there. Same thing with Elijah's challenge to the priests of Baal: save up enough energy to start a crazy big fire in front of all the nonbelievers, and baby, you got a stew goin'!
 
"Now watch closely, everyone. I'm going to show you how to kill a god. A god of life and death. The trick is not to fear him."
 
But if God dies what if we all fade away?
Much like the turtles when the Turtle Prime dimension was being attacked in "Turtles Forever" and the Espers when Kefka, source of all magic, was defeated in Final Fantasy VI.
 
Will Large Hadron Collider have enough energy to kill GOD if he existed?

WTH! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Gotta love Yahoo! Answers.
 
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