"how do i kill god?"

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Combichristoffersen said:
The Nicene Creed states that Jesus was God born as man (or something like that) IIRC.
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Yup. Not surprising since santa claus was at the council and would slap anyone who objected in the face. True story! (sort of..=)
 
jorma said:
Yup. Not surprising since santa claus was at the council and would slap anyone who objected in the face. True story! (sort of..=)
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:lol

My Bible knowledge might be a bit iffy since it's at least 10 years since I last opened the book, but IIRC God was defined as the Holy Trinity; God the Father, God the Son (or Jesus, if you want) and the Holy Spirit (whatever the fuck that is), effectually meaning that God chose to let himself (or part of himself or whatfuckingever, religion makes no sense anyway) be born into the world as a human to die for our sins and, most importantly, make sure that we'd get Christmas gifts.
 
Combichristoffersen said:
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My Bible knowledge might be a bit iffy since it's at least 10 years since I last opened the book, but IIRC God was defined as the Holy Trinity; God the Father, God the Son (or Jesus, if you want) and the Holy Spirit (whatever the fuck that is), effectually meaning that God chose to let himself (or part of himself or whatfuckingever, religion makes no sense anyway) be born into the world as a human to die for our sins and, most importantly, make sure that we'd get Christmas gifts.
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Do you want Santa Claus to come and slap you in the face as well?

But that's pretty much what i was taught as well. God let the holy spirit impregnate Mary and Jesus was born. But they are all different aspects of the same entity. Something like that =)

It also let John the Miller, who lived down the street off the hook. He did not mind.
 
jorma said:
Do you want Santa Claus to come and slap you in the face as well?

But that's pretty much what i was taught as well. God let the holy spirit impregnate Mary and Jesus was born. But they are all different aspects of the same entity. Something like that =)

It also let John the Miller, who lived down the street off the hook. He did not mind.
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Santa Claus is just another aspect of God who delivers Christmas presents and occasionally appears in TV ads for Coca Cola.
 
Combichristoffersen said:
Santa Claus is just another aspect of God who delivers Christmas presents and occasionally appears in TV ads for Coca Cola.
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No no, that was suggested at the first council of Atlanta, but i don't think the vatican actually ratified it in the end..:P
 
You don't need to kill God. Just go full stream and aim for the flat top, then cross the streams to close the door and force him back into his own dimension.
 
HomerSimpson-Man said:
With this guy:

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Saint of Killers is like the fucking baddest dude ever. Guy shot the Devil in the face and fucking killed him because the Devil dared be snarky towards the Saint. Then he went off to catch Jesse Custer IIRC, but eventually ended up gunning down a small army while Custer was looking for a captive angel.
 
Go around and tell everyone your god is the real god, convert them to your religion and after a while their god will become a tale that people tell.
 
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