How long has it been since you last had sex?

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Thursday night.

But on topic of sex...I just left my fiancee of 5+ years two weeks ago because I was tired of fucking a dead starfish that would not put 1% effort into the sexual part of our relationship. I'd fuck her till she came 2-3+ times and then she'd stay laying flat and let me finish, was like a chore. I talked to her about it several times and she pretty much laughed and scoffed at the suggestion that maybe she could participate. I cheated on her and told her the next day that we were over; packed my shit and left.

We had sex, aka I was used as a living dildo, between1200-1500 times and she actually rode my dick twice in 5 years. Our last week together she got on top because I had asked her, she was actually irritated and pissed off that she had to put a bit of effort in and sweat a bit to pleasure me, that's when I knew it was done.I always did ALL the work and I just got sick of it. Wouldn't let me lick her for more than 30 seconds, wouldn't kiss me after, ask to do another position she'd say "be lucky you're getting some"...too much shit to list that made me mad. If she truly cared she would have done something in all those years but she got greedy using me as her fuck machine.
 
Not since August 23'rd at 4: 35 am. Yes, I know the exact date and time.... *sigh*

I've been trying to get into a relationship ever since with no luck. The dating game is pretty harsh on guys like me though. I don't have a Facebook or anything like that and I'm picky as shit.

I maybe come across a girl I like once every 2 weeks. These girls usually have boyfriend though... Or so they tell me.

I'm strugglin' but god damn it at least I'm trying out there.
 
Colonel Mustard said:
Some consider it the beginning of the south, others the end of the north.

It's still Appalachia, bible culture.
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people in West Virginia can fuckin' party. some of the best drinking memories I have were at divebars in Huntington.

and some of those memories include intense moments of promiscuity
 
Forceatowulf said:
Not since August since 23'rd at 4: 35 am. Yes, I know the exact date and time.... *sigh*

I've been trying to get into a relationship ever since with no luck. The dating game is pretty harsh on guys like me though. I don't have a Facebook or anything like that and I'm picky as shit.

I maybe come across a girl I like once every 2 weeks. These girls usually have boyfriend though... Or so they tell me.

I'm strugglin' but god damn it at least I'm trying out there.
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July 26th 2012 2:30AM
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Two weeks ago, passed up some every weekend for the past two with one girl. She just wasn't ready and I've been sick.
 
Mesousa said:
You in the south?

Being an atheist pretty much means "Forever Alone" down here :/
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I second this.

When you sift out the girls who are already taken, I'm not attracted to/aren't attracted to me, also coupled with the fact that I don't drink or smoke, (nothing against those who do, I just don't give two shits about it), that really just leaves religious girls, which isn't too bad considering that a fair number of them seem to be great in every single aspect except for the fact that they're absolutely unwilling to accept me simply for the fact that I'm an Atheist.

I've been in that situation at least three times so far from what I remember, it's ridiculous.
 
Unbounded said:
I second this.

When you sift out the girls who are already taken, I'm not attracted to/aren't attracted to me, also coupled with the fact that I don't drink or smoke, (nothing against those who do, I just don't give two shits about it), that really just leaves religious girls, which isn't too bad considering that a fair number of them seem to be great in every single aspect except for the fact that they're absolutely unwilling to accept me simply for the fact that I'm an Atheist.

I've been in that situation at least three times so far from what I remember, it's ridiculous.
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Dude I know that feel! Its like being in the twilight zone or something. Too straight edge for the girls who might be able to overlook the fact you dont believe in god, and too wild(for just being an atheist) for the girls who everything else might line up with. Its even worse if you are a minority too.

This terrible TVOne show scene showed it perfectly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPlfVJUT9W4

You are fucked from step 1.
 
MrToughPants said:
Thursday night.

But on topic of sex...I just left my fiancee of 5+ years two weeks ago because I was tired of fucking a dead starfish that would not put 1% effort into the sexual part of our relationship. I'd fuck her till she came 2-3+ times and then she'd stay laying flat and let me finish, was like a chore. I talked to her about it several times and she pretty much laughed and scoffed at the suggestion that maybe she could participate. I cheated on her and told her the next day that we were over; packed my shit and left.

We had sex, aka I was used as a living dildo, between1200-1500 times and she actually rode my dick twice in 5 years. Our last week together she got on top because I had asked her, she was actually irritated and pissed off that she had to put a bit of effort in and sweat a bit to pleasure me, that's when I knew it was done.I always did ALL the work and I just got sick of it. Wouldn't let me lick her for more than 30 seconds, wouldn't kiss me after, ask to do another position she'd say "be lucky you're getting some"...too much shit to list that made me mad. If she truly cared she would have done something in all those years but she got greedy using me as her fuck machine.
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MrToughPants
 
MrToughPants said:
Thursday night.

But on topic of sex...I just left my fiancee of 5+ years two weeks ago because I was tired of fucking a dead starfish that would not put 1% effort into the sexual part of our relationship. I'd fuck her till she came 2-3+ times and then she'd stay laying flat and let me finish, was like a chore. I talked to her about it several times and she pretty much laughed and scoffed at the suggestion that maybe she could participate. I cheated on her and told her the next day that we were over; packed my shit and left.

We had sex, aka I was used as a living dildo, between1200-1500 times and she actually rode my dick twice in 5 years. Our last week together she got on top because I had asked her, she was actually irritated and pissed off that she had to put a bit of effort in and sweat a bit to pleasure me, that's when I knew it was done.I always did ALL the work and I just got sick of it. Wouldn't let me lick her for more than 30 seconds, wouldn't kiss me after, ask to do another position she'd say "be lucky you're getting some"...too much shit to list that made me mad. If she truly cared she would have done something in all those years but she got greedy using me as her fuck machine.
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This sounds a lot like my ex. Wouldn't even let me fuck her from behind. Only ever sucked my dick once, and that was because she was desperate to keep me around after I told her I wanted out. Gradually cut me off from going down on her, and eventually I said that was it. Of course there were other issues that contributed to our end, but our sexual compatibility lessened to such an extent that I had to get out.
 
MrToughPants said:
Thursday night.

But on topic of sex...I just left my fiancee of 5+ years two weeks ago because I was tired of fucking a dead starfish that would not put 1% effort into the sexual part of our relationship. I'd fuck her till she came 2-3+ times and then she'd stay laying flat and let me finish, was like a chore. I talked to her about it several times and she pretty much laughed and scoffed at the suggestion that maybe she could participate. I cheated on her and told her the next day that we were over; packed my shit and left.

We had sex, aka I was used as a living dildo, between1200-1500 times and she actually rode my dick twice in 5 years. Our last week together she got on top because I had asked her, she was actually irritated and pissed off that she had to put a bit of effort in and sweat a bit to pleasure me, that's when I knew it was done.I always did ALL the work and I just got sick of it. Wouldn't let me lick her for more than 30 seconds, wouldn't kiss me after, ask to do another position she'd say "be lucky you're getting some"...too much shit to list that made me mad. If she truly cared she would have done something in all those years but she got greedy using me as her fuck machine.
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ConradCervantes said:
This sounds a lot like my ex. Wouldn't even let me fuck her from behind. Only ever sucked my dick once, and that was because she was desperate to keep me around after I told her I wanted out. Gradually cut me off from going down on her, and eventually I said that was it. Of course there were other issues that contributed to our end, but our sexual compatibility lessened to such an extent that I had to get out.
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I didn't even know girls like this exist. I'm blessed goddamn.
 
About 20 or so hours ago. Was some indie movie shit. Flew back to Ireland for a weekend to see family and a girl. Yesterday I snuck in to her house through her window at 12am. Hid under her bed till her mum checked up on her, and then both of us climbed out the window at around half 2am. Drove back to my mum and dad's house, and did the deed there. Slept for a few hours, and left her back to hers at 7am. Her parents were none the wiser!

EDIT: This was also after going out to dinner with my rowdy family who were all drunk. Got a rare steak, the best guiness in the area bought for me, loads of birthday money, chocolate cake, cheesecake, Jack Daniel's from my brother, and heard some hilarious stories. I also took that girl's virginity earlier that day. Great weekend.
 
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