How long has it been since you last had sex?

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More than 2 years, 3 in February. Longest dry spell of my life. That being said I'm in not hurry the last time, things happened that I would rather not repeat.
 
Switters said:
7 years

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that gif.
 
titusandronicus said:
About 20 or so hours ago. Was some indie movie shit. Flew back to Ireland for a weekend to see family and a girl. Yesterday I snuck in to her house through her window at 12am. Hid under her bed till her mum checked up on her, and then both of us climbed out the window at around half 2am. Drove back to my mum and dad's house, and did the deed there. Slept for a few hours, and left her back to hers at 7am. Her parents were none the wiser!

EDIT: This was also after going out to dinner with my rowdy family who were all drunk. Got a rare steak, the best guiness in the area bought for me, loads of birthday money, chocolate cake, cheesecake, Jack Daniel's from my brother, and heard some hilarious stories. I also took that girl's virginity earlier that day. Great weekend.
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Aaah hiding and sneaking away from parents... good times.
 
18 hours ago.. it always start with nagging my girl... suddenly I get horny as shit and simply fuck her and she loves that, after that she sneaks around like a little puppy, so adorable
 
Mesousa said:
Lol, yes it really is in a large number of cases.



How did you navigate that culture, your beliefs, and women? Were you upfront with them, or did it never really come up before sex?
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To be honest, I'm fairly (abrasively) up front with my beliefs.

I will say this, your end of the dating pool might be a little shallow but it's not empty. You'll have some who will not accept you, and you'll have even more with ulterior motives (I can convert him later!) but this actually true for anyone. If you only seem to find girls that won't accept you, you're looking in the wrong place. It takes time and patience and some trial and error to find someone that's worth a damn. (But again, this is true for everyone.)
 
Rad- said:
Over a year. :/ It has actually been that long that I don't even feel horny anymore. I need to force myself back in the game.
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Over a year for me too. I've been a huge hermit for this last year and going to get myself back in the game!
 
Colonel Mustard said:
To be honest, I'm fairly (abrasively) up front with my beliefs.

I will say this, your end of the dating pool might be a little shallow but it's not empty. You'll have some who will not accept you, and you'll have even more with ulterior motives (I can convert him later!) but this actually true for anyone. If you only seem to find girls that won't accept you, you're looking in the wrong place. It takes time and patience and some trial and error to find someone that's worth a damn. (But again, this is true for everyone.)
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Good advice :)
 
Just over a month now..and I'm absolutely horny.

Broke it off w/ my friend with benefits because I got in a relationship..

..with a virgin.

Among the worst decisions of my life.
 
Couple days. Wife was away this weekend, so I'll fix that in a few hours when she gets back.

Also, as for periods, that's Blowjob Week. Love it.
 
Liu Kang Baking A Pie said:
Period sex is the best. Paint the town red, you wusses.

Show your girl you're into her (literally) no matter how gross she feels, and she'll get gross as fuck with you in the ways you want.
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Oh, we still fuck during that time, I just mean I tend to get more BJs then than other times. I don't mind period sex.
 
roughly a month now

i think i posted in this topic a few months ago but then i got laid since then

edit: oh wait that was ANOTHER sex topic
 
shadyspace said:
I imagine being a catholic in the bible belt's only about a half step up from being an atheist huh
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Not really, it is pretty close to other denominations. You would only have to worry when dealing with a hard hardcore Baptist or something of that nature.

On the subject of being an Atheist in the Bible belt, it will seem hopeless but it's not. Barely less than a year ago I was in that boat myself. I tried online dating, and a whole bunch of stuff and was still extremely frustrated. Saying it was not hard would be an outright lie. You pretty much have to be patient though. I've been with my girlfriend for almost a year now, and I'm happier than I have ever been with anyone before. She was a coworker and I always thought we would never work out because she was Christian so I never tried until she came onto me. Turns out, she isn't extremely religious. She doesn't even go to church because she has yet to find one that doesn't annoy her yet. She is respectful of my beliefs and vice versa. Hell, my last semester of college we would go to Secular Student Alliance meetings and events together.

So the TL;DR version: It's hard, but not impossible and worthwhile to find the right person (or fuckbuddy if that is your thing)
 
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