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[Stiflers Mom]

... and oh boy, I'd just want to lie on my sofa and watch space shit and console reviews on youtube.

Since all bars are closed here we will be sitting outside and freezing to death drinking beer together.
Very romantic indeed.

 

[O-N-E]

It is painful, yes.

Edit: Wait, was I supposed to provide words of encouragement?

 

[Richard Packer]

Take a picture of your cock and show it to her. No need for romance.

 

[LoV]

Take a picture of you cock and show it to her. No need for romance.

Why a picture? He's gonna show her in person.

 

[Richard Packer]

Why a picture? He's gonna show her in person.

It will be cold outside. Need to show her peak performance.

 

[teezzy]

What size shoe does she wear?

 

[Bladed Thesis]

Bring her a blanket. It's go over well, trust me.

 

[Pagusas]

I thought Tinder was for sex, not dating? Ive been married so long all these apps came out AFTER and I have no clue what they do anymore.

 

[OneBigPuss]

Good luck and send me nudes after (both of you)

 

[teezzy]

I thought Tinder was for sex, not dating? Ive been married so long all these apps came out AFTER and I have no clue what they do anymore.

It's for sex, but you have to pretend like you're interested in more

 

[Mobilemofo]

Sack it. Stay in. Tell her you've stubbed your toe and fallen down a flight of stairs.

 

[Pagusas]

It's for sex, but you have to pretend like you're interested in more

Ah, makes me miss college.

 

[HellforLeather]

If its cold outside it should be easier to get her to come back to your place.

 

[Mistake]

Good luck. Try to make it interesting regardless how the date feels

 

[Nymphae]

Since all bars are closed here we will be sitting outside and freezing to death drinking beer together.
Very romantic indeed.

 

[Super Mario]

I hope you are bringing your 6 foot self, muscles, beard, and tattoos and are a REAL man that can accept her for her mistakes, while caring for her 3 kids.

 

[notseqi]

... and oh boy, I'd just want to lie on my sofa and watch space shit and console reviews on youtube.

Since all bars are closed here we will be sitting outside and freezing to death drinking beer together.
Very romantic indeed.

Wear a condom. In fact, put it on right now, just to be safe.

Have fun dut.

 

[haxan7]

tell her you don't mind if her legs are a little hairy, you're really horny

 

[haxan7]

Wear a condom. In fact, put it on right now, just to be safe.

Have fun dut.

no condoms allowed!

 

[DESTROYA]

All of GAF is rooting for you.

You can do it

 

[notseqi]

no condoms allowed!

He is supposed to put it over his head, like in the documentaries of Frank Drebin.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[MilkyJoe]

... and oh boy, I'd just want to lie on my sofa and watch space shit and console reviews on youtube.

Since all bars are closed here we will be sitting outside and freezing to death drinking beer together.
Very romantic indeed.

Is tinder different there? Here it's for fucking strangers.

 

[Foamy]

Ask her if she minds wearing strap on's.

 

[Hydroxy]

... and oh boy, I'd just want to lie on my sofa and watch space shit and console reviews on youtube.

Since all bars are closed here we will be sitting outside and freezing to death drinking beer together.
Very romantic indeed.

Its worth it for the sex

 

[jshackles]

Live view of Stiflers Mom 's Tinder date:

 

[GeorgPrime]

... and oh boy, I'd just want to lie on my sofa and watch space shit and console reviews on youtube.

Since all bars are closed here we will be sitting outside and freezing to death drinking beer together.
Very romantic indeed.

First you drink beer and you freeze. Then she helps you getting warm in your bed

 

[Fbh]

"it sure is cold today, rather than drinking a cold beer we should do something to warm up"

 

[Fugitive Sex]

Let us know how it goes.

 

[Rentahamster]

... and oh boy, I'd just want to lie on my sofa and watch space shit and console reviews on youtube.

Since all bars are closed here we will be sitting outside and freezing to death drinking beer together.
Very romantic indeed.

The quicker you find out if she's down to watch console space and shit reviews on your sofa, the better.

You can do it. It's actually not a hard sell nowadays.

 

[TheMan]

he's gonna fuck tiffany trump?

 

[SpiceRacz]

Be careful, bud.

Uh oh! Scientists warn COVID-19 could be spread by rimming

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[Slings and Arrows]

Go for a walk in the woods and get your fingers wet.

 

[Elektro Demon]

To avoid potential member enlargement problems due to cold weather, I'd suggest taking a viagra prior to meeting her.

 

[Elcid]

What size shoe does she wear?

He should be able to identify if she's a sasquatch at first sight but this is probably a good icebreaker.

Wear a condom. In fact, put it on right now, just to be safe.

Have fun dut.

Condoms? Real men pull out.

Ask her if she minds wearing strap on's.

Go for a walk in the woods and get your fingers wet.

But should he wash his hands first or not?!

 

[Slings and Arrows]

But should he wash his hands first or not?!

Was your hands afterwards as she's squirtin' like a fountain all over ya

 

[eddie4]

Was your hands afterwards as she's squirtin' like a fountain all over ya

 

[Elcid]

Was your hands afterwards as she's squirtin' like a fountain all over ya

 

[ThatStupidLion]

why do you have to drink beer outside?

 

[eot]

Nowadays COVID is a free get-out-of-date card. You just say there was a suspected case at work and you need to self-isolate.

 

[Nikana]

Take pics. Is he/she attractive

 

[DrJohnGalt]

Time for updates? Pics? Something? Anything to help me forget how lonely my own life is

 

[teezzy]

get her to send nudes then DM me plz

 

[haxan7]

Time for updates? Pics? Something? Anything to help me forget how lonely my own life is

He’s too busy eating ass

 

[Elcid]

get her to send nudes then DM me plz

Dude Teezzy is hurting right now after his loss. The least you can do Stiflers Mom is share your pics.

 

[teezzy]

How hot are your guys' wives? I'm a 30 year old orphan

 

[eot]

I thought Tinder was for sex, not dating? Ive been married so long all these apps came out AFTER and I have no clue what they do anymore.

It's both and the hard part is to figure out which one it is. I've slept with some people on the first date, and also gone out with plenty of girls who were only looking for something more serious or at least wanted to take it slow (I mostly meet the latter type honestly). The girls who are explicitly DTF are either weird as hell, or going for the top 1% of guys because they can.

 

[Thing on a Spring]

Real time footage of the date.

 

[Elcid]

How how are your guys' wives? I'm a 30 year old orphan

My wife and I spoke about this before, she's not into adoption. Sorry dude, I hope you find a good home.

 

[PrimetimeKnight]

This better not turn into a tease like that old thread of the guy trying to bang his boss.