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[MetalAlien]

The poor thing was cute enough when she was younger and had every indication that she was going to grow up to be an attractive young women.... and then at some point she turned into a T-800 covered in living human tissue.




Some of these images maybe be modified to make her look more attractive.

Yea see this one is untouched.

Yea this one with the food looks fake

This one with the bottle... that's definitely real.

You can always tell the real shots from the bulk. Plus you can tell a shop from the pixels.

Totally shopped. No way her boobs are that big.

 

[diffusionx]

Me on the left

 

[Coolwhhip]

Well she is hotter than what anyone photoshopping her pictures can get at least.

 

[MetalAlien]

Me on the left

That is almost everyone on the left... but we can't stop looking.

Well she is hotter than what anyone photoshopping her pictures can get at least.

Oh I agree but we can still discuss the mutation and whether this is a new branch of human evolution.

 

[teezzy]

Brap shits on her, but I would annihilate. Short and thicc can be a lot of fun. Shes a little dime and you won't convince me otherwise.

Also:

 

[Goro Majima]

She's very conventionally and objectively attractive. Not really my body type preference but I don't think there's a lot of debate here.

 

[Revolutionary]

We just found our Abby for the TLOU2 adaptation

 

[MetalAlien]

She's very conventionally and objectively attractive. Not really my body type preference but I don't think there's a lot of debate here.

Do it for science.

I mean this dude is pretty hot... objectively.

 

[teezzy]

I couldn't imagine not wanting to smash this:

 

[teezzy]

Legit wife material. Very low key hot here. I find that irresistible

 

[MetalAlien]

She looks sexy in the same way Tony Stark looks after he puts on the IronMan suit.

 

[Cunth]

 

[bender]

 

[brap]

She's weird looking

 

[lock2k]

She looks like a real life Creeper

 

[MetalAlien]

She's weird looking

She wears a size 12 mens shoe... and pees standing up.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

She’s young... that’s about it. She’s a big girl with no curves.

 

[MetalAlien]

She’s young... that’s about it. She’s a big girl with no curves.

She is the best example of big boned I've ever seen.

 

[Azzurri]

Me on the left

This never stops being funny.

 

[MetalAlien]

Her big toe is listed as a dependent on her taxes.

 

[MetalAlien]

I'm not saying this girls is thick but when she flies she has to buy three tickets. One for her and two for her feet.

 

[MetalAlien]

Grannies wear Chloe Moretz panties.

 

[bender]

 

[MetalAlien]

Chloe Moretz can lift Mjölnir ...as long and she uses her feet.

 

[teezzy]

Speaking of her feet, looks like they could use a rub

 

[Haribokart]

What a cunty thread.

 

[bender]

MetalAlien , regal us with tales of Robert Pattison's feet.

 

[MetalAlien]

MetalAlien , regal us with tales of Robert Pattison's feet.

Robert Pattison is Chloe Moretz's foot stunt double.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I'd give her a good 4-5 strokes, tops.

 

[bender]

I'd give her a good 4-5 strokes, tops.

Nearly doubling your previously held record.

 

[Ownage]

She's a huge lez.

 

[MetalAlien]

She's a huge lez.

and she is a passionate lesbian.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Nearly doubling your previously held record.

 

[bender]

 

[MetalAlien]

 

[triplestation]

id let her guard my fridge

then people think i have 2 fridges

they come try to take my fucken chili get fuckin body slammed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[MetalAlien]

id let her guard my fridge

then people think i have 2 fridges

they come try to take my fucken chili get fuckin body slammed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

When she grabs the bull by the horns the bull screams for help.

 

[nkarafo]

She looks good now but you can tell she isn't going to age gracefully even for women standards.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Why does she look so uncomfortable in all those PR shots though.

 

[bender]

Why does she look so uncomfortable in all those PR shots though.

She caught wind of nerds on the internet obsessing about her...*checks notes*...big toe and it's haunted her ever since.

 

[MetalAlien]

Why does she look so uncomfortable in all those PR shots though.

If you were a girl that looked like Bruce Banner after he got angry you'd be uncomfortable as well.

 

[kunonabi]

She was sexy in Dark Shadows but that's about it.

 

[Coolwhhip]

If you were a girl that looked like Bruce Banner after he got angry you'd be uncomfortable as well.

If I were a girl I would be very happy if I looked like her honestly. But I know you're joking. You could also look like a Reee 'girl'.

 

[bender]

If I were a girl I would be very happy if I looked like her honestly. But I know you're joking. You could also look like a Reee 'girl'.

Plot twist.

 

[Lionel Richie]

She's perfectly attractive.

 

[MetalAlien]

You could also look like a Reee 'girl'.

Every man on earth looks like a Reee 'girl'.

 

[eddie4]

4/10, would

 

[teezzy]

Remember when she was in the Carrie remake?




One of the better horror remakes of the past decade imho

 

[Richard Packer]

You are too old MetalAlien

 

[BadBurger]

For most of her career she was a little kid. So of course no one found her attractive. Well maybe people on Resetera did.

Now she's grown up and barely works so it seems kind of cruel to judge her.

I think she's a pretty young woman. We can't all be in peak physical condition all the time.