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[brap]

I didn't realize it at first because it didn't taste bad and I didn't even bother to look. I think I'm fine.

 

[Cunth]

What’s your job?

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[brap]

What’s your job?

professional bush inspector

 

[King of Foxes]

how old were you when your realized you would make a career out of sucking cock?

 

[Foamy]

Did you sex the bagel before eating it?

 

[bad guy]

Are you tripping yet?

 

[bender]

 

[mcz117chief]

Meh, I ate a completely moldy sweet roll without even realizing it, only after eating about half did I notice it tasted a bit bitter and then I saw that the inside was full of thick mold. I was fine afterwards though, I didn't even throw it up.

 

[West Texas CEO]

On the plus side, your syphilis is now cured, OP

 

[Stiflers Mom]

obligatory:

 

[bender]

 

[brap]

Are you tripping yet?

I wish.

Meh, I ate a completely moldy sweet roll without even realizing it, only after eating about half did I notice it tasted a bit bitter and then I saw that the inside was full of thick mold. I was fine afterwards though, I didn't even throw it up.

ok good at least i dont think ill get sick then.

obligatory:

thats a donut

 

[Stiflers Mom]

thats a donut

You 'muricans really like holes in your bakery products, don't you?

 

[brap]

You 'muricans really like holes in your bakery products, don't you?

No. That's why we have donut holes. Which don't have holes.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

No. That's why we have donut holes. Which don't have holes.

Have you ever put your tongue into the hole in the middle of your bagel with a thrusting motion, brap?

 

[Woo-Fu]

I did the same thing about a month ago. I'm still aljkfdakkl;fpwoipadvpijzk

<connection lost>

 

[West Texas CEO]

Have you ever put your tongue into the hole in the middle of your bagel with a thrusting motion, brap?

It doesn't really take too long for these threads to get weird.

 

[GeorgPrime]

I didn't realize it at first because it didn't taste bad and I didn't even bother to look. I think I'm fine.

Which superpowers did you get?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

It doesn't really take too long for these threads to get weird.

This is GAF after all.
We got a reputation to defend.

 

[GymWolf]

I breathed a lot of mold today during work, it's gonna be fin

 

[brap]

Which superpowers did you get?

Glow in the dark nipples

 

[OnThePathToWisdom]

Was it white, green or black mold?

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Prepare for le pain.

 

[Calcium]

Why did you eat the rest of it?

 

[Cunth]

I ate kfc last week and my guts hurt for 2 days. Then I farted for like 3 minutes

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

professional bush inspector

Do you have trouble finding work? I haven't seen an actual Bush since HS.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

I ate kfc last week and my guts hurt for 2 days. Then I farted for like 3 minutes

Do they have chickens in australia or is that considered an imported delicacy?

 

[Cunth]

Do they have chickens in australia or is that considered an imported delicacy?

That was my first time. tastes like crocodile

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

That was my first time. tastes like crocodile

Never had croc but bayou gator is

 

[Stiflers Mom]

That was my first time. tastes like crocodile

I'd love to try one of those Koala Burgers one day.

 

[Foamy]

Did you sex the bagel before eating it?

I couldn't help but notice you avoided my question.

 

[Stouffers]

congrats. You just cured your puff-penis.

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

You dead yet bro?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Do you have trouble finding work? I haven't seen an actual Bush since HS.

Go to Japan, rejoice.

 

[Fushitsusha]

Who will host Brap's Funeral tommorow morning?

@matt404au, this is your time to shine, mate. GAFfers, please wear formally for tommorow's funeral: It will be an open casket and a special eulogy will be given by none other than PewDiePie. Rest in Peace, @brap

www.neogaf.com

 

[teezzy]

Do you have trouble finding work? I haven't seen an actual Bush since HS.

His last gig was 'Federal Bagel Inspector'

Needless to say, he didnt last long

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Is 'moldy bagel' the new twitter slang for licking your boyfriends arsehole?

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Which was better, moldy bagel or The Last Jedi?

 

[Newly Vacant]

Seven hours later after ingestion, five hours since last contact, is brap alive?

 

[DESTROYA]

I ate kfc last week and my guts hurt for 2 days. Then I farted for like 3 minutes

That's nothing unusual tho .
brap You're immune to covide 19 now

 

[synchronicity]

obligatory:

OMG I've never seen that pic before, lol. What a world.

 

[HUELEN10]

Do you suddenly feel like doing anything Jewish? Craving kugel now?

Seriously, I’m a Jew but bagels are kinda overrated.

 

[DeepEnigma]

obligatory:

Ah yes, the hidden messages of the elite freaky deaky.

 

[johntown]

Maybe is was a psychoactive mold and you are actually tripping?.......or about to be tripping.

 

[Richard Packer]

brap don't 'use' the same bagel man. You're gonna get sick.

 

[Foamy]

obligatory:

Who's the hottie with the tight hole?

 

[brap]

Was it white, green or black mold?

Green or blue idk.

Why did you eat the rest of it?

I didn't. There was only half left and I didn't realize it was moldy until I tasted something kinda bitter.

Do you have trouble finding work? I haven't seen an actual Bush since HS.

Why do you think I post on here all the time?

You dead yet bro?

As dead as always

Which was better, moldy bagel or The Last Jedi?

Slightly bitter taste that didn't make me die vs 3 hours of this

 

[brap]

Do you suddenly feel like doing anything Jewish? Craving kugel now?

Seriously, I’m a Jew but bagels are kinda overrated.

Ov vey!