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[CarpeDeezNutz]

The thread title makes me think of that tripping daisy song "I got a girl".

 

[PirateKing]

I'm not the only one who keeps refreshing the page right? Surely OP will deliver. What's the time over there now?

 

[Bearthgar]

Remember to stand like a big man when you call her. Feet spread, crotch presented forward, shoulders back and head held high.

 

[Twio]

Remember to stand like a big man when you call her. Feet spread, crotch presented forward, shoulders back and head held high.

Birth position. This will definitely get you laid.

 

[Surface of Me]

I'm not the only one who keeps refreshing the page right? Surely OP will deliver. What's the time over there now?

Well, it's around 10 there now, unless he listened to the advice of not calling her up at 10.

 

[Norns]

Ask her out, move on to FHUTA. But seriously, just ask her out.

 

[PK Gaming]

Why didn't anyone post the GAF-man comic?!?

Did that get banned or something?

 

[Not Spaceghost]

Well I think I found something to keep me amused during work today.

Let's hope something actually comes of this.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Well I think I found something to keep me amused during work today.

Let's hope something actually comes of this.

Nothing will.
Make sure you simp as hard as you can on the phone. I want her to feel the tremble and desperation in your voice.

 

[LogicStep]

How are your kidnapping skills?

lol

op, remember she's a person like you and me. Just ask her to go out to do something you'd enjoy doing with her.

 

[haZethew0rld]

I hope OP delivers.

 

[Subtle]

OP are you in highschool?

 

[Vanillalite]

The thread title makes me think of that tripping daisy song "I got a girl".

Well I know what I need....

 

[SHIT]

Why do girls make guys do stupid things?

It's gotta be the pheromones.

nah its gotta be the birth canal so we can replicate our DNA.

 

[Kopite]

I want to ask a crush out too but I'm not sure what's the best way to go about it. We're doing the same course in Uni and I've known her for about 3 weeks.

 

[Chiaroscuro]

Okay guys I'm gonna call her out today but I don't expect much.

Confidence in yourself is 90% of this business. If you go with this mindset you already lost.

 

[bbdude]

Do whatever you feel, let it hurt, then learn from it

 

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

Maybe he should play it like he is putting her in the friend zone. He could ask her to hang out. Then at some point act like he can tell that she is falling for him. If she tries to interject he must interrupt her and tell her that his intentions were just to be friends. While she is processing his crazy he can pretend to run things through his head. By the time she thinks she's grasped what's going on he can let her know that he'll give her a shot, but he can't guarantee anything.

Stahp. There's no such thing as the friend zone.

Remember to stand like a big man when you call her. Feet spread, crotch presented forward, shoulders back and head held high.

To be a man you must have honor and a penis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f311XTtqPgc

 

[Mariolee]

I want to ask a crush out too but I'm not sure what's the best way to go about it. We're doing the same course in Uni and I've known her for about 3 weeks.

Have you talked to her at all? Or is it the kind of crush where you look off from the distance and you imagine your whole perfect lives together because you only see an idealized version of her when in fact you know absolutely nothing about her at all?

If it's the latter, try talking to her. Then ask, "Hey, I'm free at such and such time, wanna hang out?"

Then sex her up right then and there.

 

[I'm an expert]

Have you talked to her at all? Or is it the kind of crush where you look off from the distance and you imagine your whole perfect lives together because you only see an idealized version of her when in fact you know absolutely nothing about her at all?

If it's the latter, try talking to her. Then ask, "Hey, I'm free at such and such time, wanna hang out?"

Then sex her up right then and there.

From the other thread..

What you hear from a lot of women is guys who are slow to commit, heavily ironic, uncertain about how they should behave or what women want. There’s a funny blog post on The Frisky, a dating website, titled Ask Me Out On A Damn Date. Don’t ask me to ‘hang out.’ Ask me out on a ‘date.’

 

[Surface of Me]

I borrowed a pencil from a girl last Thursday for a test, she said I had to give it back, but I didn't. I hear girls like bad boys these days.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

I borrowed a pencil from a girl last Thursday for a test, she said I had to give it back, but I didn't. I hear girls like bad boys these days.

:lol :lol

 

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

From the other thread..

This.

Yeah, I rarely asked girls out on a date via phone/text. Seemed kinda off handish. See em in person, find a good opportunity and just say, "Hey, would you like to get dinner sometime?"

 

[Jimnymebob]

I borrowed a pencil from a girl last Thursday for a test, she said I had to give it back, but I didn't. I hear girls like bad boys these days.

Swoon.

 

[Kopite]

Have you talked to her at all? Or is it the kind of crush where you look off from the distance and you imagine your whole perfect lives together because you only see an idealized version of her when in fact you know absolutely nothing about her at all?

If it's the latter, try talking to her. Then ask, "Hey, I'm free at such and such time, wanna hang out?"

Then sex her up right then and there.

No we're pretty friendly and share some interests( VIDEO GAMES BITCHES!) and we both love TLOU and since we're doing Computer Science degrees we've always joked/planned about eventually working for ND.

 

[AVclub]

So if a naked guy can pick up random strangers, surely someone with his clothing on can talk to a girl he knows. Right? Caution, video is NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zUbsYwvD2z8

 

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

So if a naked guy can pick up random strangers, surely someone with his clothing on can talk to a girl he knows. Right? Caution, video is NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zUbsYwvD2z8

Attractive guy showin all the goods. Just gettin it out there.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Are you attractive OP?

 

[Sn4ke_911]

Are you attractive OP?

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Write her a crown of sonnets with cut out newspaper letters, then break into her house and hide them strategically with her most personal items. This will demonstrate:

- You're creative
- You're goal-oriented
- You know her extremely well

These are all things that women seek. You can't go wrong.

 

[Andrew.]

But I'm sure she just wants to be friends.
What should I do gaf is so hard to get women in my town
I just want a girlfriend brahs

 

[Macattk15]

Damnit. 10:36am EST ... I'm hoping for updates soon.

This is the kind of shit that makes my work day exciting.

 

[R.I.P]

Just came back from an uni lecture and nothing has happened?
OP better deliver.

 

[GK86]

Op, are you crying in the shower somewhere?

 

[SHIT]

I have the same kind of looking hairs on my crotch.

you are a shoe in

GO FOR IT

 

[kinggroin]

Where is the problem? Just ask her if she wants to go out with you. Maybe watching a movie at home or in the cinema.

Being a grown up man means doesn't to be afraid to look like a clown from time to time.

The assumption you just made, concerning the OPs age, has me wondering just how many pre-teens this forum has engaged as far as topics like these go.

 

[bjb]

Shave that fucking neckbeard b

 

[ajpw]

love threads like these

always make me feel better about myself

 

[flippedb]

oh man, i remember that thread lol

Go for it, OP.

 

[No Love]

Trim your facial hair, the ones on your cheeks look like vines. Trim it down to about 1/4 their current length.

 

[waterydave]

brah there are like a million girls in your state alone. She isn't that special. Just ask her out.

 

[ganon]

If some dude was tryin' to holler at 10 fucking AM I'd lose my shit.

+1

Where are you, OP?? Need updates here..

 

[crimzonflame]

We dont need to see up your nose either.

 

[Ryaaan14]

There's another dude that likes her that isn't afraid to tell her. Hell, he probably already did and you missed your window of opportunity. Next time you know what to do.

 

[Maiar_m]

There's another dude that likes her that isn't afraid to tell her. Hell, he probably already did and you missed your window of opportunity. Next time you know what to do.

Yeah man I hear the guy called at 9.55.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I already asked her out. We're going out to Denny's for lunch, and aftwards bang. Sorry, OP.

 

[SeanR1221]

Your beard is weird.

Your stash is trash.

 

[Transhuman]

love threads like these

always make me feel better about myself

Your situation is so bad you need to feel shadenfreude just to feel better about yourself? I'm sorry man that's pretty sad. It's so sad that it's almost getting me off thinking how sad that must feel.

 

[Vinci]

Ask her?

Pretty much the only legal answer.

 

[Tashi]

Your beard is weird.

Your stash is trash.

Hahaha

Just for men baby!