I love when people don't think I'm a "Gamer" (Jinfash wins w/post 214)


Initially passed by this post.

i'm not lying when I say I could recite 90% of that song from memory. It was our anthem for a good streak of time.


We used to get drunk to it on the weekends. Sort of pathetic, but also sort of awesome.

Saw these posts and decided to go back...


...got 15 seconds in and nearly died from the horrible.

Never again...just keep scrolling.
 
Everyone knows I'm going to destroy them if I touch a controller. I don't mind that at all.

I'm a nerd, hardcore gamer, etc. and proud of it.
 
Nah you can basically see my video game library through my eyes.

Sounds pretty satisfying though, OP, nice.

OP:

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The rest of us:

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OP wins.

lol

You mean these right? ;P

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Those look so good! Mine look pretty silly in comparison:

 
I guess I'm with you OP, but I've not been in a situation like that were people would like me to be a gamer. I don't really fit the stupid stereotype of "gamer" and I tend to keep that to myself outside of basically only my girlfriend and people on the internet.
 
Its like when I grab the mic, people are like what the hell? I don't want to hear no country music. Then I spit some crazy rap and everyones like :-o
 
I go to a school with a big game development program, so yes, those guys are dicks who think they are the best gamers on the planet and that Dark souls is the second coming of Christ.
I pissed off a random neckbeard at the bookstore i go to pretty bad by mentioning that demons/dark was babies first From Software game. It was true in that case.
 
What kind of person decides to draft teams when playing with a couple of friends? Is this a social gathering of twelve year olds with MLG tags?
 
I went to a friends party and her BF was playing CoD and NBA against some other guy I asked to play next and he was like ok whatever. He was talking so much shit too. Anyways I raped him in both games at his house and then I started talking smack. That's all
 
What kind of person decides to draft teams when playing with a couple of friends? Is this a social gathering of twelve year olds with MLG tags?

Maybe OP is 11 and the other kids are 12? But yeah, that's pretty weird. Games, just pick up a controller and play. Sports, that's when people tend to pick teams. The good thing is all of my friends suck at most sports as much as I do so if someone gets picked last, there's a chance it might be because the standards are so low that it almost doesn't even matter, or they just suck that bad.
 
I went to a friends party and her BF was playing CoD and NBA against some other guy I asked to play next and he was like ok whatever. He was talking so much shit too. Anyways I raped him in both games at his house and then I started talking smack. That's all

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Who the hell gets all elitist about "this is nothing like CoD" when talking about Halo? It's not like you guys were gonna play Natural Selection 2 or something.
 
I've never been put into a situation where I've had to prove that I was a gamer, no. Its never occurred to me that that's a scenario I'd ever have to face. In fact, if anyone ever accused me of not being a gamer, I'd probably give them a weird look and walk away. Because reasons.
 
I hope everyone in this thread realizes that the OP isn't presenting himself as the "GAMER" for the point of the topic. He just provided an anecdote where someone didn't think he was a "GAMER," which speaks to just how the label is used and accepted.

I still think that this kind of story is best told with people that know you better. It's hard to gauge the juxtapositions between you and whoever else was involved if you don't already have more information about either of the main characters (yourself and the guy who called you out).
 
This happens at Gamestop every time they hire a new person. For whatever reason they just assume that I don't know anything about games. I don't mean they're just trying to be helpful, I mean they treat me like they have to teach me even the most basic things about games. After a few visits they get it but it's awkward at first, especially because I don't want to be 'that dude' who runs down the history of video games for no reason.
 
An old friend of mine (high school) was a bodybuilder/fit, VERY popular in school and he even did some modelling jobs...

...and he was a Scarab Lord in World of Warcraft, completed pretty much everything when it came to high-end raiding and he was in the best guild of the server.

You'd never guess that. Never.
 
I go to a school with a big game development program, so yes, those guys are dicks who think they are the best gamers on the planet and that Dark souls is the second coming of Christ.
Sooo like GAF but on real life?
 
I actually walk the earth, vocally assuming people are bad at video games. I then sneer at them and condescendingly offer to let them play with me.

Then I let them win.

This changes their life forever, they go on to create and be great things.

And I just keep on walking...
 
I actually walk the earth, vocally assuming people are bad at video games. I then sneer at them and condescendingly offer to let them play with me.

Then I let them win.

This changes their life forever, they go on to create and be great things.

And I just keep on walking...

You brought a tear to my eye. One day you will die and nobody will remember your great service to humanity. Fear not, I will remember.
 
OP I will make sure to pass down this wonderful tale as a legend for future generations. There will be no human walking this earth that won't know of your exploits.

On a serious note, when I was a stupid little kid like 7-10 I used to be pretty smug about my gaming skills until I got my ass handed to me in Tekken 3 by one of my brother's friends
 
What's worse is how often the guys who do this -- not just game store workers -- have spotty knowledge at best, and will make shit up. Likely due to spending years being the "gamer guy" among people ignorant of the topic.

Few things are as awkward as when someone goes on about a topic in detail unprompted, and throws in a showstopper like "KOTOR was the first western RPG".

Halo was the first FPS, Destiny will be the first MMO, and the only JRPG that still exists is Final Fantasy (and maybe Tales Of series).

Did they give you all of their gaming trophies at the end?

The person who reluctantly picked the OP started crying then left the room. The remaining team mates gawked at the OP in shocked awe, then began slow clapping.
 
To be honest, I don't think my gaming hobby has ever come up in any meaningful way in my day to day life. Barring arcades (remember those) and E3 I don't think I've even been in a room with more than 2 people that actively played games.
 
I'm really happy I manage to not fall into any "You're not one of us category". I'm just nerdy looking enough and have enough nerdy shirts for people to not really think one way or the other about it, and all of it is balanced out by hat's and coats that more or less just say "SPORTS TEAM" on them.
 
What's worse is how often the guys who do this -- not just game store workers -- have spotty knowledge at best, and will make shit up. Likely due to spending years being the "gamer guy" among people ignorant of the topic.

Few things are as awkward as when someone goes on about a topic in detail unprompted, and throws in a showstopper like "KOTOR was the first western RPG".

I'm pretty sure the first western RPG appeared in Call of Duty.
 
My friend who is in game development at my school invited me to a Halo party. I'm in Recording Engineer, so I didn't know anyone at the party. They were picking teams for a 5v5 match; I was picked last (H.S gym all over again lol). Whatever they don't know me, but the guy was like " I guess I have this guy". Rolling his eyes, then he says, " This game is nothing like COD". I didn't even say shit about COD; he just assumed that's only game I know. Then I started fucking with him asking questions like how you prone and can you run up walls. Now I don't think I'm good at Halo 3 maybe above the average player. The game was to 25 and I destroyed everyone, I was on personal mission to rip everyone a new asshole. I went 17-0 the look on the guys face was priceless. This stuff happens all the time; people just assume I don't know anything about games.

Does this happen to anyone else on Gaf. People just act smug like they are some "Hardcore" gamer. You’re some "Dudebro" who knows nothing.

smh at starting off with "this is nothing like CoD"

i wish i could see his face when this happened.

I like doing this, but with actual sports.

this was always great. as an hispanic, most people never think I'm any good at basketball. I'm supposed to be playing baseball and soccer instead.
 
This reminds me of how I am with sports.

I'm not super jacked or anything, so when me and my friends play football I usually get picked towards the end. When the ball gets hiked, I don't expect to get it, so I usually jog to get it and don't sprint. After a bit, they start trying to kick it off towards me because they "think I will be the weak link"... They are wrong, I'm fairly quick and agile.

I remember my friend invited me to play football with the town fire department. They didn't expect much from me, I got 5 touchdowns. I remember the guy that was meant to block me just said "oh, he's fast.."

Not really anything to do with gaming, but it's a similar situation. I prefer to be undersestimated, it let's me stay under the radar, which is always good.


I had a similar experience on a much smaller scale. I remember playing Capture the Flag in High School P.E., and people would be surprised at my speed. I remember hearing people say "Watch out for the fat guy!" "Yeah he's fat, but he's fast!" I didn't know whether to cheer or cry. I didn't think I was that chubby either!

Anyway, I've never had an experience like the OP. I'm sure everybody assumes I play a lot of video games.
 
What's worse is how often the guys who do this -- not just game store workers -- have spotty knowledge at best, and will make shit up. Likely due to spending years being the "gamer guy" among people ignorant of the topic.

Few things are as awkward as when someone goes on about a topic in detail unprompted, and throws in a showstopper like "KOTOR was the first western RPG".

Ha, yeah I feel you. Especially the making shit up part. My wife is just looking at me like "Well are you going to correct that shit or what?" Good times.
 
I went to a friends party and her BF was playing CoD and NBA against some other guy I asked to play next and he was like ok whatever. He was talking so much shit too. Anyways I raped him in both games at his house and then I started talking smack. That's all

really
 
Does this happen to anyone else on Gaf. People just act smug like they are some "Hardcore" gamer. You’re some "Dudebro" who knows nothing.
I get rejected by the "hardcore" into geekier games, the "dudebros" who assume I must like whatever the lastest popular FPS is and the "casuals" who play Candy Crush, people just don't seem interested in whatever platformer I'm playing and have little love for handhelds.

When I've played games in the middle I still tend to do badly, at school it was often noted that I usually lost at whatever multi-player game I bought to the party even if the others haven't played it before (Circuit Breakers should get more love btw).

I showed them when we played Mortal Kombat on school PCs sharing a keyboard though, yes that's was as bad a set-up as it sounds.
 
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