I want to see pictures of the OP...more after reading he fucked the other guy.
Then I started fucking with him...
Then I started fucking with him...
i'm not lying when I say I could recite 90% of that song from memory. It was our anthem for a good streak of time.
We used to get drunk to it on the weekends. Sort of pathetic, but also sort of awesome.
OP:
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The rest of us:
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OP wins.
You mean these right? ;P
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No "True gamers don't play FPS on Pad" yet ?
What are you talking about? I'm 22 and grew up on counter strike, don't try and group me with people who play casual console games like cod and halo
I want to see pictures of the OP...more after reading he fucked the other guy.
I pissed off a random neckbeard at the bookstore i go to pretty bad by mentioning that demons/dark was babies first From Software game. It was true in that case.I go to a school with a big game development program, so yes, those guys are dicks who think they are the best gamers on the planet and that Dark souls is the second coming of Christ.
What kind of person decides to draft teams when playing with a couple of friends? Is this a social gathering of twelve year olds with MLG tags?
What kind of person decides to draft teams when playing with a couple of friends? Is this a social gathering of twelve year olds with MLG tags?
i was like you once, then I realized everything else was really lame.Initially passed by this post.
Saw these posts and decided to go back...
...got 15 seconds in and nearly died from the horrible.
Never again...just keep scrolling.
I went to a friends party and her BF was playing CoD and NBA against some other guy I asked to play next and he was like ok whatever. He was talking so much shit too. Anyways I raped him in both games at his house and then I started talking smack. That's all
The most bizarre part of this story is that he blindly assumed you've never played Halo. Not that EVERYONE has played it but chances are you probably have.
i was like you once, then I realized everything else was really lame.
Can't wait for the follow up story where you get your girlfriend on Jeopardy.
Sooo like GAF but on real life?I go to a school with a big game development program, so yes, those guys are dicks who think they are the best gamers on the planet and that Dark souls is the second coming of Christ.
I actually walk the earth, vocally assuming people are bad at video games. I then sneer at them and condescendingly offer to let them play with me.
Then I let them win.
This changes their life forever, they go on to create and be great things.
And I just keep on walking...
OP is probably good looking then. Mystery solved!
What's worse is how often the guys who do this -- not just game store workers -- have spotty knowledge at best, and will make shit up. Likely due to spending years being the "gamer guy" among people ignorant of the topic.
Few things are as awkward as when someone goes on about a topic in detail unprompted, and throws in a showstopper like "KOTOR was the first western RPG".
Did they give you all of their gaming trophies at the end?
Lol.Congrats on winning Halo, OP
What's worse is how often the guys who do this -- not just game store workers -- have spotty knowledge at best, and will make shit up. Likely due to spending years being the "gamer guy" among people ignorant of the topic.
Few things are as awkward as when someone goes on about a topic in detail unprompted, and throws in a showstopper like "KOTOR was the first western RPG".
I'm pretty sure the first western RPG appeared in Call of Duty.
My friend who is in game development at my school invited me to a Halo party. I'm in Recording Engineer, so I didn't know anyone at the party. They were picking teams for a 5v5 match; I was picked last (H.S gym all over again lol). Whatever they don't know me, but the guy was like " I guess I have this guy". Rolling his eyes, then he says, " This game is nothing like COD". I didn't even say shit about COD; he just assumed that's only game I know. Then I started fucking with him asking questions like how you prone and can you run up walls. Now I don't think I'm good at Halo 3 maybe above the average player. The game was to 25 and I destroyed everyone, I was on personal mission to rip everyone a new asshole. I went 17-0 the look on the guys face was priceless. This stuff happens all the time; people just assume I don't know anything about games.
Does this happen to anyone else on Gaf. People just act smug like they are some "Hardcore" gamer. Youre some "Dudebro" who knows nothing.
I like doing this, but with actual sports.
This reminds me of how I am with sports.
I'm not super jacked or anything, so when me and my friends play football I usually get picked towards the end. When the ball gets hiked, I don't expect to get it, so I usually jog to get it and don't sprint. After a bit, they start trying to kick it off towards me because they "think I will be the weak link"... They are wrong, I'm fairly quick and agile.
I remember my friend invited me to play football with the town fire department. They didn't expect much from me, I got 5 touchdowns. I remember the guy that was meant to block me just said "oh, he's fast.."
Not really anything to do with gaming, but it's a similar situation. I prefer to be undersestimated, it let's me stay under the radar, which is always good.
What's worse is how often the guys who do this -- not just game store workers -- have spotty knowledge at best, and will make shit up. Likely due to spending years being the "gamer guy" among people ignorant of the topic.
Few things are as awkward as when someone goes on about a topic in detail unprompted, and throws in a showstopper like "KOTOR was the first western RPG".
I went to a friends party and her BF was playing CoD and NBA against some other guy I asked to play next and he was like ok whatever. He was talking so much shit too. Anyways I raped him in both games at his house and then I started talking smack. That's all
I get rejected by the "hardcore" into geekier games, the "dudebros" who assume I must like whatever the lastest popular FPS is and the "casuals" who play Candy Crush, people just don't seem interested in whatever platformer I'm playing and have little love for handhelds.Does this happen to anyone else on Gaf. People just act smug like they are some "Hardcore" gamer. Youre some "Dudebro" who knows nothing.