a couple of decent Mario 64 clones like Banjo that haven't stood the test of time
Even though the Wii U is a flop, it's library trounces the N64's.
The graphics were a soupy, foggy mess
What a load of bollocks. I'm sorry OP but what a load of absolute tripe.
How hasn't a game like Banjo-Kazooie stood the test of time when it is still revered for it's soundtrack, level design and humour? In fact it is still widely considered the second greatest platform game of all time (behind Banjo-Tooie), so much so that the original team's kickstarter for Yooka-Laylee broke all records. And you are trying to dismiss the game as a crap Mario clone? Farcical.
How does the Wii U library trounce anything? I've had both consoles and the N64 had
indisputably a better library. Super Mario 64, Ocarina, Majora's Mask, Smash Bros, Mario Kart 64, Banjo-Kazooie, Banjo-Tooie, Donkey Kong, Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, Star Fox, Conkers Bad Fur Day. All god tier. The Wii U has Mario Kart 8 and Smash 4 which are god tier and a very good 2d side scroller in Tropical Freeze. Oh yeah and after 4 years Nintendo haven't managed to put out a new 3D Zelda or 3D Mario platformer on the bloody thing.
The graphics were a mess? What are you even talking about!? I suggest you go back and play Spyro or Crash and they are a jaggy mess with textures that resemble my boxers after a night on the lash (shit stains). Then try and say with a straight face that Ocarina looks like a soupy foggy mess with a straight face.
I'm going to bed now because it's 1am but I want you to know OP that you have put me in a very bad mood ahead of work tomorrow.