Long story short, I wake up today, go for a quick run across the floor, and notice something lumbering toward me. I look up to see an large, groggy human stop and stare at me for a second. I've got nothing against humans, but I prefer them to not be chasing me. It tries to grab me, and I run over toward the computer and hide amongst the maze of cables (humans are so messy!). It pulls the computer aside, staring right at me for 3 solid minutes, but it never actually sees me. I really don't know where else to go. But I sure as hell am not dumb enough to go inside the computer.
This isn't the first time I've seen the human. A few days ago I was in the living room and that fucker shows up acting like it owns the place. Now it's come back to open up the computer and search for me! So I've got to end this post now and get off the computer before it sees me.