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I think there's a lizard in my PC.

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DonMigs85

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Mudkips said:
Long story short, I wake up today, go for a quick run across the floor, and notice something lumbering toward me. I look up to see an large, groggy human stop and stare at me for a second. I've got nothing against humans, but I prefer them to not be chasing me. It tries to grab me, and I run over toward the computer and hide amongst the maze of cables (humans are so messy!). It pulls the computer aside, staring right at me for 3 solid minutes, but it never actually sees me. I really don't know where else to go. But I sure as hell am not dumb enough to go inside the computer.

This isn't the first time I've seen the human. A few days ago I was in the living room and that fucker shows up acting like it owns the place. Now it's come back to open up the computer and search for me! So I've got to end this post now and get off the computer before it sees me.

Lizard GAF > Opossum GAF
Mudkips, how would a lizard know what computers and living rooms are?
 

JaskoX1

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Wish I had little lizards running around my room.
all I have is orb spiders and centipedes.


Stomping on cockroaches is my specialty.
 

strata8

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I wouldn't worry about it. I had this living under my fridge for a while:
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It's been pretty much cat and mouse today. I'd see him scurry across the floor, and before I could get him he would crawl under some furniture. This happened about four times today, with a few close calls. I managed to pick him up, but he wiggled out between my fingers and got away. Finally he crawled just below my feet while I was at my desk. I grabbed him by the tail. He was pretty pissed off, and started biting my finger, but I held on.

VIGky.jpg


Run free, you little bastard.
 

RevDM

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Lionel Mandrake said:
It's been pretty much cat and mouse today. I'd see him scurry across the floor, and before I could get him he would crawl under some furniture. This happened about four times today, with a few close calls. I managed to pick him up, but he wiggled out between my fingers and got away. Finally he crawled just below my feet while I was at my desk. I grabbed him by the tail. He was pretty pissed off, and started biting my finger, but I held on.

VIGky.jpg


Run free, you little bastard.

I saw one of these the other day and wanted to catch it but didn't know if they bite or what, sounds like they do. did it hurt?
 
RevDM said:
I saw one of these the other day and wanted to catch it but didn't know if they bite or what, sounds like they do. did it hurt?

I literally felt like I was being lightly poked by a feather. No marks or anything. Good luck trying to catch one though. That thing was elusive.
 
If you have a dog or cat don't let them near it. Blue tailed skinks are thought to bring on Peripheral Vestibular Disease when ingested.

Edit: Never mind. Didn't see that you had already caught it.
 
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