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[The Pleasure]

It is ok to be gay you fujo.

Only the finest fujoshi comics for you onii chan.

 

[OneBigPuss]

Had a devil's threesome many many years ago. Us guys didn't do anything to each other but I'm sure our balls must have touched during DP.

Shit was hot. No regrets.

 

[haxan7]

Every time i go to the store and buy cucumbers i feel uncomfortable

I buy the biggest cucumbers I can find and then when I rinse them off at home I pretend it's a dick and then giggle at myself

 

[Ornlu]

While drinking with several closet friends we swore to each other in our friendship so much, we tried to kiss, you know... with a tongue (we all are men with grown up children, and wives were closely watching this performance, btw). If was disgusting and all participants felt sorry for this sudden display of emotions. But all bad taste was washed out with strong alcohol immediately.

I guess send dick pics to guys. But in my defense, I did it in the name of comedy.

Just establishing dominance, right?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I thought you were a wuman.

 

[T8SC]

I've had Starbucks before.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

How gay is it when a bunch guys goof around giving each other purple nurples?

 

[The Infectious Paradox]

Play Fortnite. No offense, gay community.

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

Gayest thing I've ever done was smoke a cigarette after my very first win on fortnite circa 2017.

 

[Piku_Ringo]

Easy answer.

Gayest thing I’ve ever done has been reading and replying to a Stouffers thread.

 

[MaestroMike]

I guess send dick pics to guys. But in my defense, I did it in the name of comedy.

In college a roommate put gay porn on my computer as a background image/screensaver. I saw it for a split second before the image could be burned into my brain fortunately. Fukker had to search for gay porn so that sh!t was pretty gay I guess for him.

 

[Pejo]

I'm not gay, but I own a Ke$ha album.

 

[Kev Kev]

im straight

joined resetera

 

[Nester99]

Posted on gaf.

 

[MaestroMike]

Oh yeeeah...when I actually had a broad I let her kiss me after oral xbox series x nom sayin. Didn't want to, but whatever.

 

[M1chl]

Who would do that?

Probably to get some dick picks and shit like that, I think mentioning this shit run way deeper than is let here known. Not sure if straight man would ever do so, I certainly wouldn't.

I took a moronic pic with a very gay pose once, it was the period when i loss a lot of weight with bodybuilding and i was doing brag photos just for the sake of it, i was young and stupid lol

Maybe i'm gonna share it here just for the shits and giggles...

Well we are waiting.gif

 

[MetalAlien]

I thought Ellen Page was cute once.

 

[John Day]

Marvel’s Crisis of the Chrises

Like, Godamn insecurities kicking in.

 

[King of Foxes]

I buy the biggest cucumbers I can find and then when I rinse them off at home I pretend it's a dick and then giggle at myself

I believe you

 

[triplestation]

why ah you geh

 

[belmarduk]

IRL people don't believe I'm gay.. like when I tell them, its shocking or something.. I can't think of one specific thing I've done that's all that straight except that one time I had sexual relations with a woman.

 

[Rival]

I thought Ellen Page was cute once.

I

 

[Stouffers]

I’d still have sex with Elliot.

 

[MetalAlien]

Ellen Page kisses Erika Eleniak in that.

Spoiler

 

[Stouffers]

Ellen Page kisses Erika Eleniak in that.

Spoiler

This feels wrong, dude

 

[MetalAlien]

This feels wrong, dude

People grow up... sometimes right out of a cake.

 

[xiskza]

Play Fortnite. No offense, gay community.

 

[DogofWar]

I once had vaginal sex with my wife in missionary position for the sole purpose of having children.

 

[Patrick S.]

I once told that tattoed Latin dude in Mass Effect 3 that I was interested in him. But I left it at that.

 

[Fugitive Sex]

I once kissed a woman during a game of truth or dare. It was so awful, she had absolutely no tongue control. No wonder women need to be trained to suck cocks.

 

[Stouffers]

I once kissed a woman during a game of truth or dare. It was so awful, she had absolutely no tongue control. No wonder women need to be trained to suck cocks.

Trained by who?

 

[GeorgPrime]

I kissed a fat friend on his sweaty forehead once at a homecoming dance.

I went with a girl, wasn’t drunk.. can’t explain it. It just happened and I still think about it 23 years later.

Kissed another guy on tongue. I was dared by a girl i knew, she said if i kiss a guy on tongue, she will kiss me on tongue too.

Later i had sex with the girl too.

 

[GymWolf]

Kissed another guy on tongue. I was dared by a girl i knew, she said if i kiss a guy on tongue, she will kiss me on tongue too.

Later i had sex with the girl too.

Did you had to make love with the man first like it was with the kiss??

 

[GymWolf]

Probably to get some dick picks and shit like that, I think mentioning this shit run way deeper than is let here known. Not sure if straight man would ever do so, I certainly wouldn't.


Well we are waiting.gif

Well i can say goodbye to the last crumble of dignity i had in this forum

Spoiler

Don't fap too hard on me please

 

[jshackles]

Well i can say goodbye to the last crumble of dignity i had in this forum

Spoiler

Don't fap too hard on me please

The gayest thing I've ever done is click on that spoiler tag

 

[GymWolf]

The gayest thing I've ever done is click on that spoiler tag

 

[iconmaster]

I complimented a man at the pool on his back tattoo.

 

[GymWolf]

I complimented a man at the pool on his back tattoo.

How is that gay?

 

[iconmaster]

How is that gay?

I mean, I thought he was a good-looking guy. Interpretation is left to the reader.

 

[Grinchy]

How is that gay?

He had a boner when he said it.

 

[highrider]

Clicking on and commenting in this thread.

 

[GymWolf]

I mean, I thought he was a good-looking guy. Interpretation is left to the reader.

There is nothing wrong in thinking that, only morons or homophobe can't even admit when another man is fine looking.

But you only praised his back tattoo, that's even less gay for me.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I tried to suck my dick. I failed. I think that's the gayest shit I ever done.

 

[triplestation]

 

[Kamina]

Brushed against his what? His hand? His face? His dick? You combed his hair with your hands? You can't just stop mid sentence like that.

When he saw his blonde mane roll down his head like a river of gold, Cunth could not resist anymore, touched and stroked through his hair while softly whispering into his ear “i am going to shove it up your ass”.

 

[and 3 others]

I tried to suck my dick. I failed. I think that's the gayest shit I ever done.

Damn nigs, that's ultra gay!!

 

[treemk]

Went to Brittney Spears concert with my gay friend.

It was in the early 2000s when she was ultra hot though

 

[partime]

Sleepover at friends, but slept with him in bed, he recommended without underwear.
Same age of course, but it was a weird experience that I never repeated. Oh, and his older sister caught us and giggled during breakfast the next morning.

He was hard, I was uncomfortable, and he kicked me out of bed, naked, when his sister peeked in.

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

When he saw his blonde mane roll down his head like a river of gold, Cunth could not resist anymore, touched and stroked through his hair while softly whispering in his ear “i am going to shive it up your ass”.

That's how GAF was created.

And on the 6th day, EviLore said, Let the be Cunth !
And on the 7th day, he resisted.

 

[DESTROYA]

I thought about getting a cat as a pet once.