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If you’re straight, what’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done and if you’re gay, what’s the straightest?
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chromhound
Member
Eat ass ?
DonJuanSchlong
Banned
I commend you on this my brother.I am gay and I touched a women's boobs, she allowed it. It was nice experience
EverydayBeast
ChatGPT 0.1
If you’re straight, what’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done and if you’re gay, what’s the straightest?
Zeroing
Banned
No but might count after what you said/did after that compliment.
We gays cannot drive cars ...
Zeroing
Banned
hairy or bleached?
Zeroing
Banned
Continue....
haxan7
Banned
Nothing much happened. I thought he knew I was straight but I guess he was assuming I was horny enough to fuck his butt or something. He even knew my gf.
Zeroing
Banned
Thirsty b*tches are the worst. But yeah we see mix signals and we get confused.
Kilau
Member
poodaddy
Member
Thread should be locked, this is the clear winner.
-Minsc-
Member
Don't remember what I said but I know I got awkward when I realized the situation. Definitely did not thank him. After that I left the club and went elsewhere.
stickkidsam
Member
Is it gay to get a shoulder rub from your half naked buddy covered in baby oil?
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Depends on the turgidity of your wang.
stickkidsam
Member
No flag was flying for me but he may have been at half mast on account of the chick behind him (it was a train).
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Hell yeah. Everybody likes boobs regardless of sexuality or gender. Heavenly breasts bring us all together.I am gay and I touched a women's boobs, she allowed it. It was nice experience
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
You're bi-sexual, then homie. Come out of the closet already.It was nice experience
And listen to this damn song:
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Zeroing
Banned
You're bi-sexual, then homie. Come out of the closet already.
And listen to this damn song:
I did kissed a girl but I didn’t liked it! I felt nothing!
SentientStone
Member
Same here. Lol
Some uncle tapped me on the shoulder and started chatting with me in Hong Kong just after I crossed the border from Shenzhen and was waiting for the train to HK city.
Apparently he could recognize I was a “foreigner” even though I just look Chinese. Apparently he’s some one hit wonder HK singer from the 80s who was also a Canadian (from Vancouver), and is now perhaps some music producer in HK.
He invited me to watch a movie with him and I agreed thinking it was just a bro hangout. However, afterwards we ate some stuff and he invited me to his apartment and started mentioning the possibility of us hanging out in Thailand together sometime. He also tested his massage skilled on me (only my head thankfully) and suggested I could workout at his place sometime and even take a shower there.
I felt something was off, but I am polite and am pretty comfortable with gay dudes as long as they don’t grab my junk lol. Later he walked me to the metro station but as I was walking towards the gate he suddenly hugged me from behind and said something like “you are so cute”. I was like “wtf lol” in my mind, and just made my way to the gate and left.
I found the experience hilarious and told my relatives in HK about it. I googled him afterwards and found out that he’s trying to make some mini comeback in HK. Lol
Never saw the dude again but still have his WeChat.
ResilientBanana
Member
One time, I was in a mediocre band, we played at this place in Windsor, ON, Canada and after the show, a couple of gay men walked up to me and wanted me to go home with them. I didn’t, but I guess that might be the gayest thing ive experienced. Good to know I was attractive, I suppose!
Zeroing
Banned
You should never go to Holland, I've seem my straight married man getting grabbed on his junk by his friends and vice versa. I realized it is not a special greeting only they do as a group. It is amazing how straight guys behave as a group.
Home? We the gays do not do that. If it wasn't on an alley or a bathroom! Then they were not gay just normal Europeans. Joking. kinda.
Zeroing
Banned
Eww gross!!!!
SentientStone
Member
Oh, I can understand that. I know some of my friends used to pull the same thing back in high school as a prank. But there is nothing sexual behind it which made it a straight bro thing that is kinda gay if you really think about it. Lol
nush
Member
I've been hit on by gay men in China, closeted or bi ones anyway and I've on a few occasions been exactly through that shit. Basically they think that trying to chat up a man in China is done exactly the way you would if they were chatting up a woman. If I keep mentioning my girlfriend or wife and you're not fucking listening because all the blood has rushed from your ears to your cock you're an idiot.
I had to deal with "Gay Joe" for almost a year because he worked for one of my companies suppliers. As it happened "Gay Joe" was probably rice wine and also tried to pressure women who were his subordinates into sleeping with him or he's get them fired. Fortunately the company he worked for was owned by a woman who fucking launched him out the door when she heard about it.
SentientStone
Member
I understand what you mean.
I think in China where they are supposedly 'less open' towards homosexuals, there is a kind of fetish developed for Westerners and Asians from the West.
I think American films and shows really helped ignite their horny imagination.
GymWolf
Member
Resilient bananas kinda sound like a good name for a gay boy band...
Resilient bananas...we can go on all night...
I don't even know anymore. A lot of people in my last job thought I was gay for the first few years. I think the big issue for me was that I had just got out of a very conservative Christian college so I wasn't hitting on all of the young women at work.
Gayest thing I think of was singing spice girls with a female coworker. In my defense the only reason I liked the spice girls a lot growing up was because of their movies since my folks didn't let us listen to much music that wasn't Christian, Michael Jackson, Celine Dion, or country.
Gayest thing I think of was singing spice girls with a female coworker. In my defense the only reason I liked the spice girls a lot growing up was because of their movies since my folks didn't let us listen to much music that wasn't Christian, Michael Jackson, Celine Dion, or country.
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bati
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Straight dude, once worked out shirtless in a park (it was summer), next to some pretty good looking student from Spain, who incidentally was also shirtless. We started chatting, exchanged gym tips, did a few sets together. Then he straight up started hitting on me and that's when I realized what was up lol.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
Winter John
Member
I've been in gay bars. I've crashed in beds with gays. I've run gay nights at clubs. I've worked with gays. Partied, hung out and have a bunch of friends that are gay. After all that though, the gayest thing I've ever done was order a caramel frappuccino in Starbucks
anthony2690
Member
I guess the closest gay thing I've done is fight a woman or two off me, as I just wasn't in the mood.
Horny women are oddly quite strong!
Horny women are oddly quite strong!
FunkMiller
Member
That doesn't make you gay, it makes you a psychopath.
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
I had bleached blonde hair in my early twenties.
Winter John
Member
I ain’t saying I’m proud of it. I fell in with the wrong crowd. I got in over my head. Every morning I was in Starbucks. Downing lattes and espressos with wild abandon. I was out of control.
Zeroing
Banned
nah not gay!
We have a winner!!!! I’m proud of you!
Omg that sounds worse than cocaine!
We do not have Starbucks here in Portugal! I think… never saw one.. so I assume!
Zeroing
Banned
Either you are incredibly handsome or you need to lower the dosage of your perfume! Seems to be attracting them like ants to sugar!
Lol that is why you need a gay friend! He would step in, hold you and say “ this my man and he’s a bottom”
Joking
anthony2690
Member
Haha I get on quite well with gay people, I still remember this dude Craig that invited me to his house party when I was about 18/19, where quite a few people I knew were attending.
Went into the kitchen to get another drink, and he caressed my bum, and kinda came onto me and insinuated we should go elsewhere. (But getting touched, or grabbed at clubs/gigs happened often when I was younger) :S
I was pretty shocked and avoided him like the plague after that, he was pretty persistent at the time.
I felt so awkward, because it was so unexpected, but I put it down to horny drunk gay dude.
I think I was fairly attractive-ish, 10 years ago.
Now? Not at all haha XD
my hair is receding/thinning :'(
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Zeroing
Banned
Girls touched me, gays touched me all without me expecting so I kinda now how you feel.
Ahaha makes sense. Beauty+alcohol=regrets
Don’t say that. Most guys can pull shaved hair! You can always do hair implants or use a glued hair piece.
self esteem is important
Halo is Back
Member
I shaved my head at the beginning of this year. Never felt better, and the ladies like it too. Not all of course, but it's not nearly as bad as most men think it is. I now have a very lovely GFGirls touched me, gays touched me all without me expecting so I kinda now how you feel.
Ahaha makes sense. Beauty+alcohol=regrets
Don’t say that. Most guys can pull shaved hair! You can always do hair implants or use a glued hair piece.
self esteem is important
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
Probably having sex in front of a friend. He wasn't involved but it was just one of those "my girl was so fucking horny and started kissing me and welp" things when I lived in a house w/ 4 other guys.
Later in our friendship that guy tried to get me to fuck his girlfriend and I suspected he was bi/into me.
Later in our friendship that guy tried to get me to fuck his girlfriend and I suspected he was bi/into me.
Zeroing
Banned
Well can you blame him?
Finally something that is actually a bit gay
I, I mean we, need more stories like this one.
Polygonal_Sprite
Member
I fucked 9 woman and didn’t cum once.
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